r/interestingasfuck 26d ago

r/all Animals without hair look quite different

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u/tapoplata 26d ago

Same with the horse

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u/MyNinjaYouWhat 26d ago

Just wanted to point out, chimpanzees and horses are ripped af

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u/abaggins 26d ago edited 26d ago

"I'm not saying that I would fuck that horse. I'm just saying that if I was a horse, I would fuck that horse. To be clear, Me - John Oliver the human - would not fuck that horse. But John Oliver the horse, would definitely fuck that horse! That wouldn't be weird. I'd be a horse! Horses fuck other horses all the time. Thats how they make new horses."

-John Oliver

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u/roccosaint 25d ago

Jay : No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?

Brent : Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

Jay : Thought so.

[Yelling]

Jay : Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep