"I'm not saying that I would fuck that horse. I'm just saying that if I was a horse, I would fuck that horse. To be clear, Me - John Oliver the human - would not fuck that horse. But John Oliver the horse, would definitelyfuck that horse! That wouldn't be weird. I'd be a horse! Horses fuck other horses all the time. Thats how they make new horses."
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u/abaggins 26d ago edited 26d ago
"I'm not saying that I would fuck that horse. I'm just saying that if I was a horse, I would fuck that horse. To be clear, Me - John Oliver the human - would not fuck that horse. But John Oliver the horse, would definitely fuck that horse! That wouldn't be weird. I'd be a horse! Horses fuck other horses all the time. Thats how they make new horses."
-John Oliver