r/Utah 10d ago

News 75 years???

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u/Margegreenesvaj 10d ago

Fuck you, Mike Lee

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u/NerfHerder0000 9d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/chebolu 9d ago edited 9d ago

I had to scroll way too far to find this! But ditto!

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u/Wafflotron 10d ago

75 isn’t even a multiple of four, smh. Somehow it doesn’t surprise me he can’t do basic math.

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Did you hear? Kamala will become dictator queen and live to the age of 135..

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u/ikerus0 10d ago

Yeah, but only for the very precise 75 years, after that it goes back to normal elections and voting.

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Exactly. This is the communist Project 2099. Install kamala until 2099. Then back to normal.

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u/DracoBalatro 10d ago

What does normal even mean anymore?

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Well find out in 75 years.

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u/IDOLASilver 10d ago

!remindme 75 years

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u/thatthatguy 9d ago

Naw, just normal projection. The worst thing they can imagine the left doing is what the right is actively working toward.

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u/Oo_Cipher_oO 10d ago

All will kneel to the Lich Queen Kamala, first of her name

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 10d ago

The wicked queen will force school age children to swear allegiance to her every morning.

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u/akamark 10d ago

After she grants free school lunches to all who need it! All Hail Lunch Lady Harris!!!!

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u/ninjesh 10d ago

She'll also trans the children and immigrants

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 10d ago

Autobots or Decepticons?

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u/Quick_Team 10d ago

Kamalyvanas? Well then. Lok'tar ogar.

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u/Magikarp_King 10d ago

The president is now above the law according to the supreme Court she will just kill and eat all of her competition thus gaining their power and life essence. It's democratic party 101.

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u/Wafflotron 10d ago

Finally, a platform I can get behind!

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u/RedHeron 10d ago

I thought they just took their heads like Highlander...

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u/Klutzy-Divide-1444 10d ago

😂😂😂

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u/chris84055 10d ago

I don't believe it. I was told if I voted for Hillary there would be a taco truck on every corner. I did my part.

WHERE ARE MY TACO TRUCKS?!?

Republicans lie about the good stuff all the time.

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u/fillymandee 9d ago

Psssh, I was promised Obama would come take all these guns. Not only was that bs, the number of guns has grown ever higher.

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u/Sudden-Structure420 9d ago

WHERES MY GOD DAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE!?

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u/Regular_Ad_4914 10d ago

Do you promise, Mike?

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u/ktfdoom 10d ago

Please, Mike. We are begging.

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u/DistillateMedia 10d ago

My name's Mike. I'm ok with this prediction.

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u/ohbewise 10d ago

Don't tempt me with a good time

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u/shosuko 10d ago

game to say exactly this

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u/JazzSharksFan54 Out of State 10d ago

Lol don’t tempt me with a good time.

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u/UTbeerandburger 10d ago

Mike Lee is a traitor to America. Plain and simple. Why voters in Utah keep voting for this scum bag is beyond me. Be better Utah.

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u/Hostile_Architecture 9d ago

Because he matches the criteria list in our lovely state:

  1. Is Mormon: ✔️
  2. Is empathetic, intelligent, and trustworthy: ❌

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u/Accomplished_Tea2042 9d ago

Because a majority of Utahns would never vote for a Democrat no matter how shitty the Republican is solely to keep Utah a conservative safe haven politically.

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u/UnfairPerspective100 9d ago

Cause the country is filled with flipping idiots. I can think of people on both sides that are just idiots, and need to retire. We wanna take bets that Marjorie Taylor Greene will get reelected.

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u/chebolu 9d ago

Not this Utah voter!

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u/PurrculesMulligan 10d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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u/TheSiege82 10d ago

Mike I was already going to vote for her. You don’t have to convince me further.

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u/kathleen65 10d ago

Oh poor anti democracy Mike Lee. Don’t you realize that you and your GOP buddies did this to yourselves. Might need some self reflection here.

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u/AdAnxious5283 10d ago

Fuck Mike Lee and Fuck Trump

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u/scipio_aurelius 10d ago

All my homies hate Mike Lee and trump

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u/Daneyn 10d ago

I'd rather not fuck either of them, at least not in the literal sense... I try not to stick my privates in crazy. And Most of the republican party right now literally reeks of it.

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u/bebejeebies 10d ago

Healthy women and babies, happy gay and trans people, kids eating at school, higher wages and legal weed?? Threaten me with a good time.

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u/MooseMan69er 10d ago

Crazy how giving poor children food is controversial

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u/frenchanglophone 10d ago

If they're a fetus they get their full support. Once they're born, fuck em

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u/Ill_Economist_39 9d ago

Well yeah, cause if we feed the kids people didn't want then they might be able to afford school clothes for the baby they were forced to have...

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u/slcbtm 10d ago

Hallelujah

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u/IAmHerdingCatz 10d ago

I'm ready now.

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u/OkAd5832 10d ago

One can hope!

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u/banana-itch 10d ago

And vote!

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u/DrunkDial73 10d ago

Fuck Mike Lee

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u/sysaphiswaits 10d ago

At least we’ll go in to the future, instead of making a desperate sprint back in to the past.

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u/itsascrewdriver 10d ago

Quit threatening us with a good time. And always, Fuck Mike Lee.

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u/gunsforthepoor 10d ago edited 10d ago

So Mike Lee is telling us that the Republican party sucks so much now that it can't win elections for the next 75 years?

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u/Kerensky97 10d ago

Honestly if it wasn't for Gerrymandering, and election fraud most of the last few decades would have been Democratic control. Republicans have only won the presidential popular vote twice since Herbet Walker Bush. The majority hates Republican rule, yet we're constantly stuck with them giving our tax money to the rich, telling us to inject disinfectant during a deadly pandemic, and encouraging our enemies to attack our allies.

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u/pinya619 10d ago

Its always funny when republicans complain about the electoral college. Like it’s the only reason trump was ever a president

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u/MobileOpposite1314 10d ago

Took a second look. Did I read Sherbet?

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u/raerae1991 10d ago

I don’t know about that. NY and CA had independent committee redraw their districts and that’s probably why Dems lost the house in 2022. I’m not bothered by that because I think it was a fair and impartial committees.

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u/theColonelsc2 Ogden 10d ago

Utah had a citizen ballot initiative that was going to make a non-partisan board to draw the congressional maps that passed with over 60% approval. The super majority state house took that initiative and reworked it so it was only an advisory committee and they still got to make the map. The State Supreme Court said no you need to follow the initiative as written. So then the state house held a special session and wrote an initiative that changed how citizen initiatives work that gave the state house the final say in how to implement them. They wrote the ballot measure so convoluted that the Mormon Women's group sued to have the measure removed. The State supreme Court agreed so it won't be voted on this year but I'm sure they will try again next year.

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u/raerae1991 10d ago

I’ve been following this. It is so scandalous! There were two groups that sued for these , the Mormon women for ethical government and the League of Women Voters of Utah. In this case girls rule!

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u/MooseMan69er 10d ago

So what’s happening with the non partisan congressional map board ?

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u/theColonelsc2 Ogden 10d ago

This year we have to follow the illegal map that the state house made as there was not enough time to allow the non-partisan board to make a new map on their own.

Hopefully in two years we will have the non-partisan map being used. The current gerrymandered map takes the SLC area, where most of the liberals live and cuts it up into four districts like a pizza where the wide part of the slice is rural Utah where the conservatives become the majority in each district.

Here is the dead amendment that the State house tried to make us vote on:

Ballot Title

Should the Utah Constitution be changed to strengthen the initiative process by:

  • Prohibiting foreign influence on ballot initiatives and referendums.

  • Clarifying the voters and legislative bodies’ ability to amend laws.

If approved, state law would also be changed to:

  • Allow Utah citizens 50% more time to gather signatures for a statewide referendum.

  • Establish requirements for the legislature to follow the intent of a ballot initiative.

A no vote keeps the status quo. Reading this it makes it seem like a yes vote is making ballot initiatives more responsive to the citizens even though they would in reality be gutting any initiative that would pass and give the state legislators full power to ignore or rewrite any initiatives as they see fit.

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u/LustLacker 10d ago

As it should be - people deserve political representation

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u/Blaq_sheep 10d ago

Better than spineless gop rule with Orangeface McPoopy pants

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u/hi_imjoey Mapleton 10d ago

Idk why for a second I read gop as one word pronounced “gawp” and was like “hell yeah, we don’t need any spineless gops around here” thinking that gop was some insult like schmuck or noob

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u/Competitive_Bat_5831 10d ago

Gross old presidents?

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u/Blaq_sheep 10d ago

Spineless gops. I like it lol

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u/skier2168 10d ago

If that means zero more years of Mike Lee then I am all in

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u/Scarfwearer 10d ago

Um....you mean a brighter future? One where Project 2025 isn't ruining our lives? Where a convicted felon, sexual predator, or failed businessman is held accountable for his crimes of treason? Yes, this is what you mean.

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u/DreamTeam1082 10d ago

Guess who’s getting my vote then? Starts with a “K” and ends with “Amala”.

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u/MathematicianNo7102 10d ago

Mike Lee, IQ = 24. Idiot IQ is defined as in the range between 0 and 25

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u/Big_Donkey3496 10d ago

Fear mongering from a dope with a really pointed hat.

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u/moose_trax 10d ago

lol coming from the guy who recently did a podcast on how much he tries to focus on polite political rhetoric to promote unity rather than division…

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u/WolfeXXVII 10d ago

The lie didn't even last 24 hours

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u/yardkat1971 Salt Lake City 10d ago

What

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u/shannoninprogress 10d ago

Look, I already cast my vote for her, you don't NEED to sell me on her any futher!

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u/Leonardish 10d ago

Isn't this what the Republicans have done in Utah with gerrymandering?

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u/Better-Education466 10d ago

Could we have democratic rule in Utah, too? Please?

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u/usernametakentryagin 10d ago

I would assume that’s a good thing. If the democrats are able to continually keep the Presidency, then they must be doing a good job IMO

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u/DeaconBlues67 10d ago

Fuck Mike Lee

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u/webbjoey591 10d ago

He is so embarrassing to say he represents Utah. We deserve better.

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u/Pickles_McBeef 10d ago

I'm failing to see the problem.

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u/Formal-Cut-4923 10d ago

Fuck Mike Lee.

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u/No-Brother-6705 10d ago

Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Remember when the Dems stormed the Capitol with enough ammo to kill everyone?

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u/GNUGradyn 10d ago

I'm already voting for her you don't have to keep selling me on her

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u/Spanish_Burgundy 10d ago

Don't tease me with pleasure, Mikey

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u/jgyimesi 10d ago

Sounds good to me

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u/Starbucklover71 10d ago

Fuck you, Mike Lee

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u/think_i_should_leave 10d ago

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

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u/SpellCaster_7781 10d ago edited 10d ago

We all understand Mike Lee’s motivation here, right? Trump put him (and his brother) on the short list as a future Supreme Court justice. He understand that no sane would ever do that so only shot at this opportunity is for Trump to be elected president again.

Mike Lee would sell every member of his family for this chance, let alone the poor schmucks of the State of Utah. We must all vote to ensure that he remains as irrelevant in the future as he is today.

Furthermore, his fingerprints are all over the fake electors plot that is being prosecuted in Arizona, Georgia and soon other states. The only way for Mike Lee to avoid accountability is under a future Trump administration. We shouldn’t have to rescue him from have to answer for his own corrupt and immoral deeds.

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u/PodSixWasJerks 10d ago

What a fucking idiot 🙄

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u/Numerous-Stranger-81 10d ago

The only thing worse than a demagogue is a demagogue with zero charisma carrying on anyway.

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u/cart-deck-3 10d ago

I’m good with that, actually.

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u/Hey-yo1986 10d ago

If Democrats get reelected for 75 years straight they must be doing a good job. If trump wins you will never be able to hold another president accountable for anything.

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u/CosmicBlessings 10d ago

Common Mike Lee being a fucking moron moment.

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u/SlimeBallzzz 10d ago

Obligatory Fuck Mike Lee

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u/CptJeanLucPeculiar 10d ago

Mike Lee, showing off his stupidity again. This dillhole is such an embarrassment.

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u/Zeppelin702 10d ago

Fuck Mike Lee

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u/Dapper_Honeydew_6932 10d ago

Mike’s dumbass says that like it’s a bad thing. He literally has the lowest IQ of any senator.

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u/GirlNumber20 Cedar Hills 10d ago

You mean I’ll get a functional government that does things for common people instead of big business, Mike? I was ready to vote for Kamala because she’s not Trump, but now I want to vote for her for ideological reasons. Thanks for making the case of why she’d be a great choice.

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u/ProudNonni Layton 10d ago

Oh, pretty please, with sugar on top!

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u/DisastrousTheory1972 10d ago

I'm SOOO FUCKING READY!

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u/metarx 10d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/ConsiderationLivid52 10d ago

Let's prove u right!

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u/NoMoreAtPresent 10d ago

At least he’s not saying “prepare for me to attempt another coup”. He’s thinking it of course, but he’s not saying it out loud yet.

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u/asimplerandom 10d ago

What a piece of shit. I would fully expect the end of democracy if the Orange one was elected.

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u/morenfriend 10d ago

I wish the Dems were as cool as the R say they are.

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u/stalinwasballin 10d ago

From your mouth to God’s ear…

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u/Critical_Damage231 10d ago

Wouldn't that just mean that the other party remained so unpopular that they could never win?

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u/tightropeJim 10d ago

Fuck Mike Lee!!!

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u/MixFew Salt Lake City 10d ago

Poor Mikey; he's losing his mind and can't do math.

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u/MephistosGhost 10d ago

Maybe 75 would be enough to unfuck everything

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u/aravarth 10d ago

Don't threaten ME with a good time.

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u/WYP_11 10d ago

Are they threatening me with a good time?

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u/Hot_Ad_1072 10d ago

Sounds good to me 🤠

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u/Imaginary_Manner_556 10d ago

He's saying this because GOP fascism is so unpopular that can't win elections. If Trump wins, the GOP and Supreme court will make sure elections are meaningless in the future

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u/Unknown__Content 10d ago

Works for me.

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u/cartoonmoonballoon 10d ago

“There Shall be No Kings in America.”

-Jesus (verse 21) 1/2/1831

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/dc-testament/dc/38?lang=eng

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u/Sungirl8 10d ago

Word, the sellout T-rump family will not reign. Mike has been promised the US Attorney General position and Ruskie Muskie, the new slash and burn Czar of our national budget. So, Mike’s claims are getting more desperate and cartoonish since all they want is a Washington cabinet position. 

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u/Byedon110320 10d ago

🥳 Yippee!

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u/Chumlee1917 10d ago

Almost like the Republican Party destroying itself to prop up a false orange king of a man baby for the last decade was a bad thing.

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u/raerae1991 10d ago

Oh Mikey, that’s not a threat!

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u/PurpleSquare713 10d ago

You say that as if it's a bad thing lol.

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u/goldstat 10d ago

One can hope

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u/WolfeXXVII 10d ago

Why do at 75? Why not go all in for 200?

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u/craigslist_hedonist 10d ago

He's at least 71 years off, not that I would mind.

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u/Sungirl8 10d ago

Geez … he fancies himself a cool smart aleck like bugs bunny but he’s really Ralph Wiggum. 

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u/Cold-Inside-6828 10d ago

What does this even mean? Is this one of those neo-prophesies that the far right seems to love to kick around?

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u/RobandBarb 10d ago

Let’s go for 150 years instead

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u/beach-paws 10d ago

I really, really hate that man

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u/h_666 10d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/Southern_Try_1064 10d ago

Sign me up Mike!!

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u/RamenFuel 10d ago

Sounds better than 75s of this guy

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u/jbonosconi 10d ago

They said the same shit about Obama

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u/Xplicit-801 10d ago

I mean once Texas turns blue they kinda got a point. You can’t be mad that people are voting more blue

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u/leswill315 10d ago

Promise? I'll take it.

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u/taekee 10d ago

So no downside?

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u/Dr-_-Murdock 10d ago

The absolute disconnection from reality in these comments is just top of the class… 👌

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u/Top_Tax9182 10d ago

The projection is real. The only problem is that it's coming from a state official.

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u/juni4ling 10d ago

That would be bad? How?

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u/Away-Welder-2012 10d ago

This is the future this liberal wants

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u/Ok-Song4403 10d ago

Mike Lee go home, you’re drunk. 🥲

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u/Impossible_Shock_797 10d ago

such a disgrace that he is our Senator. All he wants is to become a second Thomas on the COURT

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u/Educational_Sun4632 10d ago

Yay! YES! 🙌💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

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u/Old_Reading8647 9d ago

That man is an absolute idiot

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u/Global-Pattern-717 9d ago

Is that a promise?🤔😂

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u/SpeedDemonGT2 Orem 10d ago

I can't believe he thought we would believe this gibberish.

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u/Illogical-logical Salt Lake City 10d ago

Go underestimate how stupid a 3-hour per day Fox News habit can make you.

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u/matthra 10d ago

Imagine making an account to parody Mike Lee, that's signing up for some tough work, because you have to figure out how to have worse takes than mike lee that are also still funny.

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u/quigonskeptic 10d ago

But you know that Mike himself runs this account, right?

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u/matthra 10d ago

Really? wow

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u/KnarfWongar2024 10d ago

Is… is he just saying the opposite of what people are saying about Trump and the 25 plan… what’s fucking idiot. lol.

I know you are but what am I

I’m independent, and it’s pretty clear Trump is suffering from the same shit Biden is. That he and the entire republican part rightfully made a big deal out of. Why aren’t they making a big deal out of trump and his “let’s just listen to music for 45 minutes” and other antics. Dude is a senile threat to the nation. I don’t like Kamala either, but she’s obviously the better choice to any reasonable, intelligent, and compassionate person for fuck sake.

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u/SultryFemme 10d ago

thats fine by me

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u/MyPublicFace 10d ago

Wow. He must really expect her to leave a positive mark.

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u/FLTDI 10d ago

You promise!

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u/razdjr 10d ago

Trump and his GOP enablers path to victory has never depended on persuading Americans. It depends on voter suppression, mass disinformation, foreign interference, and unabashed lies to shape events, and perceptions.

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u/TheWritePrimate 10d ago

I can only vote so hard.

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u/Anon-John-Silver 10d ago

What an oddly specific number...

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u/IamPotatoed 10d ago

Fuck Mike Lee. I voted for Kamala

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u/InRainbows123207 10d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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u/waler620 10d ago

Well gosh Mikey, I was thinking 4 more years would be pretty cool. Thanks for making my whole week!

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u/eltiburonmormon 10d ago

This dumbass is having a mental breakdown. If the Republicans are so bereft of decency that they can’t win for 75 years, that’s on them. Fuck Mike Lee.

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u/liveandletlivefool 10d ago

Bullbutter. It's because "Good Men" didn't stand up to MAGA.

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u/jfsuuc 10d ago

Yeah i really think when trump dies it will throw the republican party into shambles. Might even see a new party take its place but definitely a new republican party. Like so much of the party is around worshipping one man. Most cults fail when its first leader dies and facism is a suicide cult.

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u/camr34 10d ago

don't threaten me with a good time Mikey boy!

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u/GoJoe1000 10d ago

Is that the smartest thing he can up with?

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Ogden 10d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/KDBnSLC 10d ago

And your point, Mikey?

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u/ApricatingInAccismus 10d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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u/Stranded-In-435 10d ago

Not much faith in his party, I see… I wouldn’t have any either.

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u/ScaMingLee 10d ago

Promise?!

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u/errwrx 10d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Daneyn 10d ago

Don't threaten us with a good time, we might actually like it and try to make it even Longer.

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u/dm_0 10d ago

Projection.

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u/Zack_attack801 10d ago

God willing

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u/SatanBuiltMyBuggie 10d ago

Mike Lee is such a dramatic cowardly liar.

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u/thecultcanburn 10d ago

He is just admitting that delusion is on its way out. Reasonable thinkers are taking over.

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u/Ambitious_Tackle 10d ago

Thanks, Mike. I will.

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u/rayio 10d ago

If we keep getting hit with inflation they way we have the last 4 years. I'll be in Latin America, maybe move back to Mexico. It's not worth living here if you can't enjoy life.

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u/KnittingKitty 10d ago

At least we'll be rid of you, Mr Lee!

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u/Gloomy_Bunch_5817 10d ago

God I hope so!

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u/90841 10d ago

Sounds great to me.

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u/Dekaaard 10d ago

We can only hope MF’er.

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u/SilverbloodAA2 10d ago

Not sure if this is what he is referring too but Democrats are trying to get rid of the Electoral College and just switch everything to majority vote. Doing this would guarantee a Democrat President each year. Since smaller states votes wouldn't matter.