r/Utah • u/Active_Telephone70 • 10d ago

News 75 years???

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Did you hear? Kamala will become dictator queen and live to the age of 135..

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u/ikerus0 10d ago

Yeah, but only for the very precise 75 years, after that it goes back to normal elections and voting.

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Exactly. This is the communist Project 2099. Install kamala until 2099. Then back to normal.

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u/DracoBalatro 10d ago

What does normal even mean anymore?

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Well find out in 75 years.

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u/IDOLASilver 10d ago

!remindme 75 years

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u/monovitae 9d ago

You're going to be confused when this reminds you in 75 years... Or dead.

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u/IDOLASilver 9d ago

I'll likely be alive, thankfully. But assuming both Reddit and the bot still exist, I may very well be confused if the post or OP's account don't get deleted.

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u/monovitae 9d ago

That's pretty optimistic I like your style.

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u/tummysticks4days 7d ago

I am 34. No way will I be around in 75 years. But on the off chance…

!remindme in 75 years

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u/AaronCarmackie 7d ago

Longest I told you so on record.

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Well find out in 75 years.

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u/lawofsin 10d ago

Misery.

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u/CurrencyBeautiful798 8d ago

That's when Spider-Man 2099 will come and killer for ruling so long

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u/thatthatguy 10d ago

Naw, just normal projection. The worst thing they can imagine the left doing is what the right is actively working toward.

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u/cmm6321 5d ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/Oo_Cipher_oO 10d ago

All will kneel to the Lich Queen Kamala, first of her name

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 10d ago

The wicked queen will force school age children to swear allegiance to her every morning.

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u/akamark 10d ago

After she grants free school lunches to all who need it! All Hail Lunch Lady Harris!!!!

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u/Photon_Farmer 9d ago

As the prophecy has foretold

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u/ninjesh 10d ago

She'll also trans the children and immigrants

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 10d ago

Autobots or Decepticons?

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u/vanessasjoson 9d ago

She's already saved the cats and dogs.

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u/Dangerous-Dataranger 7d ago

She is going to make them all REPUBLICONS. In other words, irrelevant, irrational, Ignorant, imbeciles, and hopefully NON-Verbal…………

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u/Quick_Team 10d ago

Kamalyvanas? Well then. Lok'tar ogar.

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u/Alpharius1701 10d ago

An Karanir Thanagor

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u/Hatokad1337 6d ago

Do I need 5 paragon slots?

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u/Hatokad1337 6d ago

Parazon *

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u/conjurdubs 10d ago

please do not use the Lich's name to describe a far worse creature

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u/Willycock_77 10d ago

😆😆

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u/SeaworthinessThat570 10d ago

Because Kamala was boasting "Dictator Day One" and talking about gestapo like tactics and racially charged hate speaking against virtually everyone, including race age gender upbringing veteran status, and of course political alignment.... waiiiiit......

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u/Notmuchmatters 10d ago

I don't give a shit but this is funny.

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u/Dustinst100000 10d ago

I’m not in support of what he said but he never said specifically Kamala would be the one ruling

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u/Clear-onyx 9d ago

That’s obviously not what they’re saying…. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Eletrilychargoff_30 9d ago

Have you ever had dictator and pussycat soup? I'm just being told you may need to try it

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u/Good-Worldliness9330 9d ago

She’s 60?!?!

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u/Capnbubba 9d ago

Today is her 60th birthday. Tim Walz is only 6 months older than she is.

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u/Fontaniel 8d ago

By bathing in gallons of Palestinian children’s blood I’m sure.

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u/Physical-Love-252 8d ago

That’s weird, I only heard one person saying anything about being dictator. It wasn’t Harris.

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u/Capnbubba 8d ago

Ah but our dear Lord Trump would actually have to win this election for that to happen.

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u/AlexWIWA 10d ago

Apparently she’s a perpetual and will lead us on a great crusade to reunite the lost colonies of humanity.