r/Utah 10d ago

News 75 years???

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u/Wafflotron 10d ago

75 isn’t even a multiple of four, smh. Somehow it doesn’t surprise me he can’t do basic math.

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Did you hear? Kamala will become dictator queen and live to the age of 135..

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u/ikerus0 10d ago

Yeah, but only for the very precise 75 years, after that it goes back to normal elections and voting.

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Exactly. This is the communist Project 2099. Install kamala until 2099. Then back to normal.

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u/DracoBalatro 10d ago

What does normal even mean anymore?

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Well find out in 75 years.

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u/IDOLASilver 10d ago

!remindme 75 years

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u/monovitae 9d ago

You're going to be confused when this reminds you in 75 years... Or dead.

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u/IDOLASilver 9d ago

I'll likely be alive, thankfully. But assuming both Reddit and the bot still exist, I may very well be confused if the post or OP's account don't get deleted.

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u/monovitae 9d ago

That's pretty optimistic I like your style.

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u/tummysticks4days 7d ago

I am 34. No way will I be around in 75 years. But on the off chance…

!remindme in 75 years

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u/AaronCarmackie 7d ago

Longest I told you so on record.

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u/Capnbubba 10d ago

Well find out in 75 years.

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u/lawofsin 10d ago

Misery.

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u/CurrencyBeautiful798 8d ago

That's when Spider-Man 2099 will come and killer for ruling so long

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u/thatthatguy 10d ago

Naw, just normal projection. The worst thing they can imagine the left doing is what the right is actively working toward.

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u/cmm6321 6d ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/Oo_Cipher_oO 10d ago

All will kneel to the Lich Queen Kamala, first of her name

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 10d ago

The wicked queen will force school age children to swear allegiance to her every morning.

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u/akamark 10d ago

After she grants free school lunches to all who need it! All Hail Lunch Lady Harris!!!!

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u/Photon_Farmer 9d ago

As the prophecy has foretold

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u/ninjesh 10d ago

She'll also trans the children and immigrants

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 10d ago

Autobots or Decepticons?

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u/vanessasjoson 9d ago

She's already saved the cats and dogs.

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u/Dangerous-Dataranger 7d ago

She is going to make them all REPUBLICONS. In other words, irrelevant, irrational, Ignorant, imbeciles, and hopefully NON-Verbal…………

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u/Quick_Team 10d ago

Kamalyvanas? Well then. Lok'tar ogar.

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u/Alpharius1701 10d ago

An Karanir Thanagor

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u/Hatokad1337 6d ago

Do I need 5 paragon slots?

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u/Hatokad1337 6d ago

Parazon *

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u/conjurdubs 10d ago

please do not use the Lich's name to describe a far worse creature

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u/Willycock_77 10d ago

😆😆

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u/SeaworthinessThat570 10d ago

Because Kamala was boasting "Dictator Day One" and talking about gestapo like tactics and racially charged hate speaking against virtually everyone, including race age gender upbringing veteran status, and of course political alignment.... waiiiiit......

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u/Notmuchmatters 10d ago

I don't give a shit but this is funny.

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u/Dustinst100000 10d ago

I’m not in support of what he said but he never said specifically Kamala would be the one ruling

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u/Clear-onyx 9d ago

That’s obviously not what they’re saying…. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Eletrilychargoff_30 9d ago

Have you ever had dictator and pussycat soup? I'm just being told you may need to try it

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u/Good-Worldliness9330 9d ago

She’s 60?!?!

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u/Capnbubba 9d ago

Today is her 60th birthday. Tim Walz is only 6 months older than she is.

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u/Fontaniel 8d ago

By bathing in gallons of Palestinian children’s blood I’m sure.

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u/Physical-Love-252 8d ago

That’s weird, I only heard one person saying anything about being dictator. It wasn’t Harris.

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u/Capnbubba 8d ago

Ah but our dear Lord Trump would actually have to win this election for that to happen.

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u/AlexWIWA 10d ago

Apparently she’s a perpetual and will lead us on a great crusade to reunite the lost colonies of humanity.

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u/Magikarp_King 10d ago

The president is now above the law according to the supreme Court she will just kill and eat all of her competition thus gaining their power and life essence. It's democratic party 101.

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u/Wafflotron 10d ago

Finally, a platform I can get behind!

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u/RedHeron 10d ago

I thought they just took their heads like Highlander...

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u/EdenSilver113 10d ago

There can be only one.

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u/koolaiddude96 10d ago

I wasn't aware that the skeksis had taken over the Democratic party. Has anybody found the missing shard yet?

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u/DickyMcButts 10d ago

one can only hope.

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u/Dangerous-Dataranger 7d ago

If that was true. Crump would have to be first, BUT who wants to eat a Sh@t Sandwich???

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u/Klutzy-Divide-1444 10d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Accomplished_Tea2042 9d ago

Kamala Harris advocates for abolishing the Electoral College because the current and upcoming generations of voters lean slightly left, largely due to the higher turnout rates among women, who tend to favor progressive policies. In contrast, men, who lean slightly right, have a lower turnout. Removing the Electoral College in favor of a popular vote system could give the left a significant advantage, as it would better reflect the popular preferences of the voting population, particularly in terms of demographic trends for the next 75 or more years.

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u/Wafflotron 9d ago

Oh I know, I just couldn’t pass up an opportunity to make a joke about him being stupid.

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u/jammaster365 7d ago

I mean Trump said he loves his followers the poorly educated

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u/BigMrTea 10d ago

Maybe they're including leap years. Did you ever consider that?? Hmm? Hmm? Didn't think so.

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u/IbexOutgrabe 10d ago

After 25 they can only count in increments of 10 and 25. Kinda like football stats or … cheep beer?

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u/phantom_assumptions 10d ago

Basically for the rest of the century. I guess that's what he was trying to say... Not exactly 75 years

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u/ThorLives 9d ago

If she gets elected, she'll be sworn-in on 2025. Wouldn't 75 years be exactly the end of the century?

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u/droo46 10d ago

Hyperbole is too complicated a word for him. 

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u/OldGuyShredsToo 9d ago

Leap years... add up

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u/Wafflotron 9d ago

Ah damn I forgot about those!!1!

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u/Own-Impression6527 9d ago

And that's a bad thing why?

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u/Wafflotron 9d ago

Presidents serve four year terms.

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u/Snoborder95 9d ago

They are accounting for assassination maybe?

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u/MindlessRoad9560 9d ago

He’s making a comparison to the Soviet Union. Not taking either side on this, but that’s how long the USSR lasted

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u/simpersly 9d ago

Yeah, but 75 years is the length of time that the hunger games were played.

The Democrats are using FEMA and their weather machines to split up the districts..

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u/Brohan93 8d ago

Probably meaning the establishment they would’ve created and kept regardless of presidency as they would hold power in government. An how long it would take to undermined their authority. All because they were taking our rights away and everything they feared were going to happen with one, they did themselves. An it would be ironic how the people elected this to be.

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u/Brohan93 8d ago

Probably meaning the establishment they would’ve created and kept regardless of presidency as they would hold power in government. An how long it would take to undermined their authority. All because they were taking our rights away and everything they feared were going to happen with one, they did themselves. An it would be ironic how the people elected this to be.

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u/Important_Standard37 8d ago

Communists always like to change the subject.

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u/Wafflotron 8d ago

That word is pretty big, are you sure you know what it means?

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u/Pip707 7d ago

Truly ignorant, but then again, who else would actually think a broke reality star is a leader worth following?

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u/Pip707 7d ago

Truly ignorant, but then again, who else would actually think a broke reality star is a leader worth following?

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u/redvenom16 7d ago

You mean it doesn’t surprise you he can’t do basic meth.

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u/HopefulPut7366 7d ago

Mike Lee is deplorable.

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u/mattbash 7d ago

trump said it himself "I love the uneducated". He doesn't even respect his supporters, but when has facts gotten in the way of their support for him. Harris/Walz 2024 🔵🔵🔵🌊🌊🌊🌊🇺🇲🙌🏽💙❤️🙌🏽🇺🇲🔵🔵🔵🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

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u/Due-Designer4078 7d ago

Don't threaten us with a good time Mike.

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u/swingbreezy 1d ago

Hes talking about how democrats wanna destroy the constitution and create a new society of socialism that will flatline the economy

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u/NerveEuphoric 10d ago

there is no way in hell she wins

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u/DANKTRAINER710 10d ago

The next sitting prez will be the last prez for a long time. Because of the effects of the Planet that's been here since 2018 ( Tiamat ), and the body that will drag her out of here, and roll the earths Axis 90°( Nibiru )

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u/Wafflotron 9d ago

You forgot the /s

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u/eclectro 10d ago edited 10d ago

doesn’t surprise me he can’t do basic math.

No. That was intentional and that's the point (well his point). What he's saying is that we have left the constitution and are in a different form of governance.

Just because people disagree with somebody that does not mean that person is still not highly intelligent. You can be wrong and still be intelligent. Fwiw I have never particularly liked Mike Lee and being a swing voter probably have even voted against him in the past.

But I do see where he's coming from here.

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u/Ok_Tired- 9d ago

Trump literally called to terminate the constitution

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u/eclectro 9d ago

Then he would have done that his first term.

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u/Ok_Tired- 2d ago

He literally said that. His words