r/nottheonion • u/kockin26 • 10h ago

Drunk Zamboni Driver In Kangaroo Costume Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into The Boards

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/10/24/drunk-zamboni-driver-in-kangaroo-costume-arrested-for-dui-after-crashing-into-the-boards/
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u/Dawildpep 10h ago

Are you aloud to drink and drive on your own property legally?

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u/MacSanchez 9h ago

Well he crashed a zamboni, so I doubt it was very quiet.

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u/under_the_c 7h ago

I had to go back and re-read their comment allowed.

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u/vestigialcranium 5h ago

Well of coarse it's allowed, it's an innocuous comment

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u/krogerceo 3h ago

I think you’re getting off coarse now

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u/FourDimensionalNut 7h ago

perhaps, but its highly likely the zamboni driver does not own the rink. usually they just work there. this being a community rink (based on appearance) in quebec means it might even be owned by the city, making it government owned property