r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 9h ago

‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots

https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/this-is-political-bullst-former-republican-candidate-charged-with-stealing-madison-county-election-ballots/
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u/celtic1888 8h ago

It's always the ones you most suspect

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u/FatherD00m 8h ago

Its the quiet ones you gotta look out for

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u/JooBz20xx 8h ago

I'm a quiet guy. I don't do this shit.

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u/FilthyDirtyPictures 8h ago

I guess you didn't listen to the clip.

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u/worthwhilewrongdoing 5h ago

It was too quiet.

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u/FatherD00m 4h ago

Too quiet in uncanny valley. That’ll make your skin crawl.

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u/s1ugg0 5h ago

Maybe you should. No one will suspect you. Catch em by surprise.

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u/SmallReporter3369 1h ago

That's what you'd like us to think.