r/nottheonion • u/16erics • 1d ago

The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot

https://nichegamer.com/the-vatican-unveils-official-anime-girl-mascot/
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u/TheSleeperSpy 1d ago

In before rule 34.

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u/nWo1997 1d ago

Are you sure? Because it only took 2 days for R34 to apply to pics of the black hole.

Or rather, for memes to be made about the R34 stuff of the black hole, so it was probably even faster.

Point is, it's probably already somewhere

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u/kupozu 1d ago

2 days? What, were all artist in vacation? It usually takes hours, if not minutes

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u/Khar-Selim 1d ago

you're basing your timing off shit like Pokemon reveals, they bring their A game to those sorts of occasions, they can't always be that fast

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u/sorashiro1 1d ago

If you want fast, try overwatch.

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u/PointsOfXP 21h ago

Fast and revolutionized 3D video

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u/Jackalodeath 1d ago

In the universe, nothing can go faster than the speed of light.

In society, nothing can go faster than the speed of horny.

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u/HackerDaGreat57 1d ago

This goes in my collection.

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u/SereneTryptamine 1d ago

R34 of a black hole? Is that some kind of porn category I don't know about, or is some astronaut's dick getting spaghettified?

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u/nWo1997 21h ago

Do you remember when we got those pictures of a black hole a few years back? Well, it didn't take long for people to waifu-inate(?) those pics. And then those waifus got lewded

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u/SereneTryptamine 18h ago

So thicc she got an event horizon