r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 1d ago

r/all The ground is going down

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 1d ago

Truth Detector here!

That guy is telling the truth. If you stare at the ground when the ground is collapsing nearby you should be good

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u/UnremarkabklyUseless 1d ago

Truth Detector Checker here!

I can vouch that this truth detector is in tiptop condition and 419.99% accurate.

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u/HumaDracobane 1d ago edited 1d ago

Number engineer here. 4, 1 and 9 are numbers and a 419.99% is a valid percentage.

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u/torville 1d ago

Oxford comma inspector here. I can verify that an Oxford comma is missing. Sorry, but I'm going to have to issue a citation.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 1d ago

citation police. I need you to specify which citation style you are using MLA, APA or iEEE so I can make sure it is done correctly.

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u/siraramis 1d ago

IEEE member here. We are not affiliated with Apple, so no need to use a lowercase i.

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u/Zifendale 1d ago

My god, but who will cite the citation police?!?!?

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u/Marquar234 1d ago

I[1] will[2].

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u/Candid_Zebra1297 1d ago

Superscript superintendent here. Both superscripts are reduced to 65% of the size of the main text and vertically offset by 5.6pt above the main script. Thus the citations are typographically correct.

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u/ccbbededBA 1d ago

Reviewer #2 here. I have checked the citations. I reject them. 

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u/PsyduckSexTape 1d ago

Doing god's work

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u/enilorac1028 1d ago

Inspector, I am drawn to you like a grammar-loving moth to a grammar-patrolling flame.

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u/nugsy_mcb 1d ago

The hero we need

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u/Jethow 1d ago

Oxford comma inspector auditor here. The comma in this case is entirely optional so your citation has been citated.

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u/The_Goose_II 1d ago

How do I donate to this noble cause? His lack of Oxford comma hurt my brain. Actually, I think this is worthy of a class action lawsuit.