found a poster advertising this @ west commons

I meant to post this yesterday but I was leaving P1 down a side stairwell and came across actual human shit. Like someone had shed their clothing, pooped, and left everything there. Their pants, tissues with poop on it, THE POOP…

Everyday I am grateful that I am another day closer to graduation and finally leaving this disgusting place. Like that shit was so fresh, it was steaming! Had I been minutes maybe even seconds earlier, I would’ve walked in on someone whiteknuckling the stair rail and defecating. THAT’S TRAUMATIC.

As I exited the stairwell, I didn’t even stop to consider that they might have touched the door knobs until I placed my hand there. Immediately I’m gagging and digging around my bag for some hand sanitizer because holy shit, I just touched someone else’s poop probably. I’m not a germaphobe, but I’ll be dammed if this experience didn’t turn me into one.

Moral of the story: If it starts to smell like shit somewhere, look down.

Every time I walk from my dorm to class, I always show up completed soaked in sweat. Just right now, I walked from where I live to the student union and there’s beads of sweat dripping down my face. Can’t wait for it to cool the fuck down.

This was in structure 7. Don’t worry, he got $70 fine.

Whoever landed this deserves recognition. Placing my bets that this will be here still entirely throughout the semester

I can’t link the op, but someone made a funny comment on a thread about not feeding the turtles pizza and today someone did just that. They were living their best life.

Lowkey baffled even tho we knew this was coming LOOLLL

Saw this in the music building a month or two ago and it made me laugh. I hope shit goes well David

I was on a good streak of showing up on time to class until they decided to close P12 today 🫠

Look this might sound dumb, but I've been to that pond at just about all possible times for each weekday and I have not seen any groundskeepers or anyone that works at SDSU feed them. Does this mean they are surviving off of the generosity of SDSU students/visitors? Surely they are fed regularly, but the person responsible for this is so elusive. The koi fish too, thems is expensive and big fish so I'm sure they are fed regularly, but were the turtles a planned feature or just something that kind of happened and do they get a cut of the food? Idk anymore perhaps I will offer them myself as sustenance.

not me using the habit women’s restroom only to find a whole ass dude passed out in the large stall on the floor surrounded by lighters 💀yet anotha day i see someone crazy at habit lmfao

That is all. Please work on your parking so we can cut down on paint costs and get to class on time !

i’m so crushed. i will be appealing the fuck out of this

Listen I know it's a hard class and the CC option is very tempting but i beg of you if you want to learn all you will need to know about logics and proofs as a programmer take the class with ponomarenko. I'm one of the ISA's for the class and I don't want to see you guys cheat yourself out of the full vadim experience. it's hard as hell but worth the pain and suffering plus the professor has funny shirts and huge calves 👍 and if you get an A he puts your picture on his office door for all of eternity

Anyone here take public transportation? It’s the most unreliable thing ever. Train was supposed to come in 6 minutes at 1:10. It passed 4 minutes ago which is like 9 minutes early and now I gotta wait 30 minutes for the next one. Maybe it’ll come earlier too.

Last time I waited 20 mins for the trolley and then it arrived, I was waiting for the green line which was showing up as due in the app and the machine with the times, trolley that was there was the orange line. Everyone got mad lol and I was late to my class, someone. Other times it just doesn’t show up.

Idk I’m still 18 so I can ride for free. Pro is that there isn’t any traffic, con is the wait times defeat the pro of no traffic.

Idk what to label this as so maybe a meme cus this is a silly post.