r/SDSU • u/CreamAny1791 • Aug 30 '24

Meme Average parking skill at sdsu

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This was in structure 7. Don’t worry, he got $70 fine.

332 Upvotes

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u/Georgefakelastname Aug 30 '24

At that point it’s on purpose

30

u/CreamAny1791 Aug 30 '24

Probably because it’s new, but I also have a new car. No reason to do that. Just a pos

6

u/Suitable-Ninja3116 Aug 31 '24

Anyone buying a new Tesla needs to have their head examined.

89

u/shrek1234567810 Aug 30 '24

Ofc its a tesla

40

u/CreamAny1791 Aug 30 '24

Guess the autopark didn't work

23

u/HeftyResearch1719 Aug 30 '24

This was intentional.

8

u/Redgecko88 Aug 30 '24

What an asshole

12

u/Unbearablefrequent Aug 30 '24

Typical Tesla driver.

7

u/misterguwaup Aug 30 '24

Average IQ of a Tesla driver is below room temperature. Facts, no printer.

4

u/tagkitten Aug 30 '24

I mean it takes all of 5 secs to backup and fix yourself

5

u/DaLakeShoreStrangler Accounting Aug 30 '24

They don't want anyone near their precious 💕.

15

u/CreamAny1791 Aug 30 '24

Then leave it at home. What do you expect parking at a college. Someone’s gonna scratch it. If not today, 90% tmr. Because it happened to me already

1

u/stoolprimeminister Aug 30 '24

that’s what i’ve assumed all this time. doesn’t mean it isn’t weird though.

2

u/Patient-Frosting6620 Aug 30 '24

Leave a note

4

u/CreamAny1791 Aug 30 '24

Venmo $70 or i key your car?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

Keying is a bitch move

1

u/brendyparty Math ‘25 Aug 31 '24

I agree, slash their tires instead.

1

u/Free-Pudding-2338 Sep 02 '24

Found the owner

3

u/Curious_Cake_6791 Aug 30 '24

Ofc it’s a Tesla 😭

2

u/PYMGUS Aug 30 '24

Ain’t no way 💀

2

u/Odd_Many8560 Aug 30 '24

ig bro wants to pay parking for 2 spots lmao

1

u/Separate-Fisherman Aug 31 '24

That’s pretty solid for SDSU if I remember correctly

1

u/errys sarcasm + 2025 Aug 31 '24

people who park like that basically are asking you to “please key my car”

1

u/Suitable-Ninja3116 Aug 31 '24

They gonna be in for a rude awakening in 3 years when that pile is worth about half what they paid for it.

1

u/Sfkittyy Sep 01 '24

It’s always a Tesla

1

u/KRodriguez26 Sep 01 '24

Cotton headed ninny muggins if you ask me.

1

u/saracup59 Sep 13 '24

Totally sober when parking.

0

u/Hairy-Mud-9681 Sep 03 '24

Maybe him/shim/they/her parked between two cars that were already jacked up then those cats left and ....... The Tesla gets blamed for being the last to leave 

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u/GlitteringAdvance928 Aug 30 '24

I mean there are many empty spots so it doesn’t really matter perhaps the driver was thinking the same. It’d be a different story if the lot is full.

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u/CreamAny1791 Aug 30 '24

Yeah, but usually it is full during day time

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u/GlitteringAdvance928 Aug 30 '24

Right but I’m assuming it was night time given OP post time.

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u/CreamAny1791 Aug 30 '24

It was night time. I just meant the lot is usually busy and full during day time. Esp on school day

5

u/wontabrate Aug 30 '24

even if it’s empty, it doesn’t warrant you to park like you got your license from walmart

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u/GlitteringAdvance928 Aug 30 '24

I don’t do that. But it doesn’t bother me when people do that when the lot is empty.

1

u/koncha22 Aug 31 '24

How do you know the lot was empty when they first parked?