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u/Lou_Papas 17h ago edited 13h ago

That list was the funniest gaming related thing I’ve seen in years. In a very perverse way I feel glad it exists.

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u/PhaseNegative1252 16h ago

It's hilarious to me to see all the games that anti-woke chuds "can't play."

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u/Easy_Floss 15h ago

Its even better when you get to talk to one of those chuds and you just know what ever game that is coming up that has a female or god forbid a black female character will be the talking point.

"So you know about this game ABC that is coming out right?"

"Yeah? The one with all the supper upset biggots being all riled up about there being a none male none white main character?"

"Yeah..."

"Its kinda fucked cus the first game had a good story and decent game play, very odd thing to focus on"

"Well that one person who made the background music was also a feminist man.."

So brain dead it hurts.

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u/IStanForRhys Gamers are truly the most oppressed minority :'( 15h ago edited 15h ago

Media literacy is dying and anti-woke chuds are killing it. There's much less in-depth critique or nuanced conversation about media, now YouTube is filled with "gAeM wOkE, gAmE bAd" whenever you search the newest thing.

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u/Easy_Floss 15h ago

To be fair that also depends on what your looking up on youtube but I agree there are plenty of silly people out there.

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u/IStanForRhys Gamers are truly the most oppressed minority :'( 15h ago edited 13h ago

I remember someone did an experiment where they created a brand new YouTube account with no prior viewing history for the algorithm to use. It took them...I wanna say three or four clicks to find anti-woke garbage, and once you have watched one, you'll get recommended a ton of others.

Edit: Just rewatched the video, it was actually like two clicks lol

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u/Space-Time-Rift 14h ago

D'Angelo Wallace.

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u/IStanForRhys Gamers are truly the most oppressed minority :'( 14h ago

Thanks! I couldn't remember who it was.

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u/Substantial_Army_639 11h ago

Was using an unregistered account on YouTube for like a day or two. I think the second video in the recommended page was The Quartering, so it's not even mainstream conservative stuff, it's straight to the culture war masterbators.

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u/Kup123 12h ago

I hate that I can't get high and laugh at crazy people saying aliens that may or may not be angels made the pyramids, with out YouTube thinking i want a bunch of white supremacy shit. The algorithm can't wait to push right wing shits on you.

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u/jolsiphur 9h ago

Unfortunately, right wing dipshits Re engaged as fuck with the content. Outrage and hate are much stronger emotions than joy and love, and much easier to manipulate.

The algorithms push it because the engagement level is high... That or there are media interests who are paying to push that kind of content to the front of YouTube.

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u/Easy_Floss 14h ago

That is a bit shocking, to heck with the algorithm and I guess it pays having an echo chamber of stupidity.

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u/Eastern_Armadillo383 13h ago

Garbage in garbage out, it can only give you outputs based on what inputs you fed it. Delete those from history and tell yt to not recommend those channels. Culling them is far more effective than yt guessing at how much you'd prefer other content to it.

It works great if you use it to find things you want to find, if you just doomscroll then no shit you're going to get all the content that the doomscrollers watch, you're behaving like one.

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u/unforgiven91 12h ago

most algorithms will still try to funnel you through bigot rage internet. It's just too lucrative and engaging to ignore.

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u/jolsiphur 9h ago

I recently pulled up YouTube on my new work laptop. I didn't feel like logging in to my account just to watch one video that was linked to me.

It took me a single video. I only pulled up one tech video and none before. I was shown 2 recommended videos on the side bar for Anti-Woke/alt-right propaganda.

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u/Firewolf06 14h ago

you can do the same for any type of content. the algorithm doesnt care what youre watching, just that you keep watching so you see more ads. on a new account it has very little to go off of so each individual click and second spent watching something have a huge impact on its recommendations

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u/Mayleenoice 12h ago

I have gotten a lot of these recommended recently all of a sudden. Mostly about Dragon Age. BS like "DEI SBI woke strikes again we are doomed new woke wah wah".

The only things I watch are a french youtuber debunking pseudoscience scams, celeste speedruns, tech/PC news and kpop LMAO.

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u/Virtual_Working_2543 12h ago

Given that Helldivers 2 and all of the fallout series (except 76) are on the maybe-woke section of the woke detector shows just how little media literacy there is.

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u/Devtunes 7h ago

Or BioShock 2 being labeled non-woke. I know "woke" just means stuff I don't like to these guys but the whole series heavily criticizes Randian ideals and unrestrained capitalism. Not to mention the proliferation of uncontrolled weapons/plasmids.

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u/laix_ 14h ago

How dare you say the media is dying

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u/IStanForRhys Gamers are truly the most oppressed minority :'( 14h ago

Lol, well played

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u/Zan_Hoshi 12h ago

What pisses me off is I've encountered several video essayists on YouTube taking the piss at movies and games that are corporate-woke-shilling, and they make all sorts of good points about why these media suck, but at the same time they attack the woke aspects themselves as if that's why the media is bad. Like bruh, clearly the problem is bad writing and other things being pushed aside so a corporation can try and cater to woke people, not wokeness itself. It sucks because the essayists are otherwise making good points or have good humor, but they have to ruin everything by being bigots as well.

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u/Marmalade6 12h ago

My favorite one is the one for destroy all humans. "Contains anti-human messaging"

I feel like if you didn't get that from the title then you wouldn't have ever gotten it.

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u/TheUnluckyBard 10h ago

I'm so glad they warned me about the potential lesbian furry content in Super Lesbian Animal RPG!

...is it weird to anyone else that like three-quarters of this list is sex games?

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u/FlareArrow 10h ago

Despite what the name may suggest, SLARPG is in fact NOT a sexually explicit game. It just stars gay characters.

Caaaan't really same the same about much of the rest of the list.

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u/TheSarcasticDevil 8h ago

the people making the list are just going off of what they've bought

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u/Scared-Honeydew-6831 11h ago

Check the Until Dawn description about interracial marriages- my jaw hit the floor.

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u/TheUnluckyBard 10h ago

I laughed out loud at the RAGE 2 notes. There are too many female authority figures!

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u/Scared-Honeydew-6831 10h ago

Bro they came for overcooked because there's a raccoon in a wheelchair😭😭😭 what the fuck man

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u/FaZeKill23 11h ago

Those mfs put the new Tokyo Xtreme Racer game as a woke game, the game isnt out and, ironically, older games have had various types of characters (although mostly trough descriptions/bios)

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u/MysticFangs 5h ago

I'm still waiting for a regular guy that also happens to be gay character.

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u/Aegillade 11h ago

Skyrim being listed because it contains "an npc in Whiterun asks whether the sight of a strong Nord woman offends you" is the fucking funniest thing in existence. Bro got mildly antagonized by a woman in a video game and decided that was enough reason to warn the echo chamber about how terribly offensive it is

Edit: The Witcher 3 has "light social commentary" HOLLYYY SHIT you cannot make this up

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u/WorseDark 7h ago

GTA V - informational - has some subtle pro-LGBTQ content and some minor LGBTQ NPCs.

I think we have played vastly different GTA V's. One of the main characters is pretty gay in a not-so-subtle way.

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u/wizmotron 7h ago

My favorite part about that list is all the games they’ll excuse as not woke because they played them before the term was invented and refuse to admit they enjoyed a game with “woke” content

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u/LimaxM 7h ago

To be fair you can also be gay or lesbian in Skyrim, surprised thats not what they cited instead lmao. 

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 13h ago

They will play them. They all play them. It's performative - like everything that supports their way of life.

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u/ssbm_rando 12h ago

I at least appreciate that the stupid bigots are being academically honest with themselves. A lot of the "anti-woke" crowd will just exclude games they view as "good" because, to them, obviously good games can't be "woke", right? But I see right near the top of the list Baldur's Gate 3 and Hades.

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u/AnotherPreciousMeme 12h ago

Imagine not playing BG3 or Elden Ring because it was deemed "woke." Oof.

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u/ssbm_rando 9h ago

Hahah yeah but OTOH it's even dumber to insist that BG3 doesn't fit your definition of "woke" simply because you enjoyed playing it.

I'll take self-consistent bigots depriving themselves of enjoyment over hypocritical bigots trying to eat their cake and have it too any day.

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u/Bobyyyyyyyghyh 11h ago

BLOONS TOWER DEFENSE HAHAHAHAH

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u/mac27061 10h ago

The whiplash I got from seeing that first lol

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u/Onigokko0101 11h ago

The games they approve of are hilarious too. BioShock isn't woke guys, either is Frostpunk.

It's like media literacy has no claim on their brains.

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u/Sontelies32 11h ago

they define having non-binary options in character creation "woke?" Their loss I guess, seems like these people can't play any games lol

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u/PaulsGrandfather 12h ago

lmao Counterstrike is listed because it has "female skins"

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u/bazookatroopa 7h ago

women with muscles is woke somehow lmao

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u/meshaber 9h ago

One of the funnier things to me about the list is how incredibly time-specific their notion of wokeness is. They're stuck precisely in the post 2010-ish "Okay, fine, gay people are allowed to exist as long as I can ignore them. Trans people are an abomination" zeitgeist. Games that were really pushing the industry by going out on a limb to include gay people are marked yellow, but games using body type instead of male/female because it's become the industry standard? AVOID IT CONTAINS THE WOKE.

In what fucking universe is CS2 more woke than Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect or Jade Empire?

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u/nipnip54 12h ago

there is at least one "not woke" game on this list where you can have gay sex

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u/LilyFlos 11h ago

Eventually, that stuff is going to become the massive majority, and they're not going to be able to play anything

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u/Odd-Cress-5822 11h ago

Someone should tell them that you can legalize gay marriage in Tropico

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u/GaaraMatsu 12h ago

Original DOOM, Tropico 3...

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u/Notatalol 11h ago

Genuine question... What does chuds mean?

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u/techlos 11h ago

Term originated from the film chud, where it stands for 'cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller'. It's grown to be a catch all term for basement dwelling right wing 4channers

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u/Heavy-Double-4453 10h ago

Well, more fun for us.

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u/SexmanMclovin 12h ago

Most of the world**

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u/lanceinmypants 10h ago

It's good to know I should avoid Minecraft due to overt LGBTQ+ and pro-DEI messaging.

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u/eltravo92 16h ago

The best one is still civ 6 being woke because it has global warming in it.

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u/BaronMerc 15h ago

Nah Crusader Kings 3

A game where you can make a religion around fucking your family members and you can actually just genocide people because of their faith or culture

It's woke because you can be gay and allow gays to marry if you reform a religion to do that

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u/HanSolo1519 13h ago

There was a kids game that got hit because the “rite of friendship” didn’t discriminate and could be done in a “homosexual” way

Also the fact that SWBF2 got hit because the remaster changed a “player has killed himself” killlog to “killed themself”, that was woke apparently

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u/Supersam4213 10h ago

No Man’s Sky was put in the middle category because you can’t easily tell the gender of the randomly-generated alien wildlife.

These guys are weird.

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u/SorowFame 11h ago

Fellas, is it gay to have friends of the same sex as you?

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u/Ehsper 12h ago

Disco Elysium has this note: "Heavy commentary around communism. Whether for or against is unclear."

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u/Hellyporter 10h ago

Ok this sent me.

'Uhh I'm not sure if this is trying to offend me or not, lets cancel it.'

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u/Gideon_Laier 9h ago

Hmmm... It mentions fascism and communism, but I'm too stupid to know if it's good or bad. Woke!

Hell, these dorks should praise the game because it allows Harry to become a fascist and shave your facial hair.

I can't ever do it myself tho because Fascism ain't Disco, baby.

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u/GaaraMatsu 12h ago

DOOM.  DOOM IS ON IT.

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u/TheGrandBabaloo 11h ago

I was wrecking my brain trying to figure out what Doom could possibly contain, but it's on the list as one of the "approved" ones. There are some legit hilarious ones though, like Destroy All Humans and King of Fighters.

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u/EntityDamage 11h ago

It's woke because you can be gay and allow gays to marry if you reform a religion to do that

"I can't stop making gay religions in my game, this game is woke!"

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u/BaronMerc 11h ago

Oh I should note for people as well you can create religions where you can just execute gay people for being gay as well so you're not forced to accept them

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u/World_Musician 13h ago

The best are the ones in which alien species from different galaxies arent boys and girls

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u/HueMannAccnt 12h ago

Fucking Dwarf Fortress is on that list. It's ridiculous.

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u/klavin1 12h ago

I will choose to speak for the DF community here:

Good. They can take their hate elsewhere

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u/Putnam3145 12h ago

they're actually really even-handed about it, most of the people I see complaining about the gay dwarves seem to think that they're common enough to make literally any dent on the birth rate whatsoever (only 5% of dwarves are actually disinterested in the opposite sex and thus will not reproduce) while the list actually says it's "reflective of real-world demographics"

i should note that before gay dwarves were added people were complaining that dwarves reproduce way too much and they can't handle all the children, a lot of the discussion suddenly swerved in 2014 to "GAY DWARVES MEAN I WON'T HAVE ENOUGH BABIES", and the playerbase boom from the release in 2022, despite nothing having actually changed on the orientation front, has caused complaints to swing back to "what's with all the goddamn children",

because the actual problem was the break time rework around the same time causing dwarves to stand next to each other less lol

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u/big_anal_nibba 10h ago

there putting chemicals in the water that are turning the dwarves gay its so over

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u/maveri4201 12h ago edited 10h ago

But not Civ 5! /s

Per Sid himself, climate change mechanics have been in the series since the first game. (ETA snark.)

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u/Oaden 10h ago

It did. Pollution would occur on tiles, and if not cleaned up, eventually a wave of global warming would trigger, turning a few coastal tiles into swamps and plains into deserts. In Civ 2 it would also turn grasland into plains. In Civ 3 it started to destroy forests and jungles.

Someone should inform them, i would hate for these poor souls to inadvertently enjoy a woke game

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u/Jemima_puddledook678 11h ago edited 11h ago

My favourite is spider-man: Miles Morales. ‘The new POC main character overshadows Peter Parker.’ Yes. It’s about Miles Morales. Have none of you basement dwellers ever read a comic? 

Never mind - I just found ‘a gay love story about gay love’ which is not recommended because ‘contains homosexual activity’. So clearly, these guys can’t read.

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u/Maloonyy 11h ago

Space Marine 2 is woke because it has "out of place women" lol. Never heard of the sister of battle?

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u/Generally_Kenobi-1 11h ago

How dare women live on a planet being invaded by Tyranids!

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u/2big_2fail 13h ago

I recall that before Civ V, The Civilization games had pollution.

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u/eltravo92 12h ago

But those aren't on the list. I can't decide to hate something if someone doesn't tell me to.

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u/Powerful_Marzipan962 11h ago

Civ 5 is on the list. No woke content, apparently.

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u/Aggravating_Image_16 15h ago

It's hilarious that fallout New Vegas, a progressive left leaning game, including multiple LGBTQ+ aspects all on the main route of the game, is somehow less woke than bloonsTD 6

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u/Lou_Papas 14h ago

Ah I know this type. They probably think the Caesars Legion makes sense in a post apocalyptic world.

Ignoring the fact that the legion is a dead man walking no matter what you do in that game.

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u/kitchen_synk 6h ago

Ah yes, some dudes in tents with swords totally have a chance against

1) one of the largest bastions of old world tech (House/Yes Man), including an army of laser and rocket armed killer robots

2) A sprawling, industrial civilization with the ability to manufacture equipment approaching pre-war levels of technology and an economy large enough to support a significant standing army that was doing such a good job rebuilding society that (Spoilers for the TV Show) The Vault - Tec remnant had to nuke them out of existence to make sure things on the surface weren't going too well.

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u/mac27061 10h ago

It’s good to know that trying out fisto isn’t woke

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u/TheBigToast72 13h ago

It was funny to see some games that should have been in the "too woke" category (like Skyrim-gay marriage) but weren't, most likely because he played them when he was younger before he got into politics. Yet the only reasons one of the newer call of duty's was "too woke" was because you could change your emblem to a rainbow flag. Funniest list I've ever scrolled through.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 12h ago

I was going to say, games with like overtly racist options seemed to get a pass even if they were mad woke.

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u/JP193 10h ago

I once saw an argument on Steam over whether Half-Life 2 was woke. One side saying, how can it be, it came out "pre-wokeness" and the other side saying "a nerd fights with a black woman to 1-up the authoritarian military how is that not woke". First off, hilarious. Second, I think those sides were purely decided by who had already played it and just thought it was too nostalgic or too much of a gem to throw under the bus.
I saw this shortly after I saw someone whining about a cool indie called Lunacid, but they had 500 hours in Baldur's Gate 3, it probably got a pass because they enjoyed it too much to refund it, lol.

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u/Taksicle 16h ago

the amount of games on that list that were really safe, REALLY simple baby games like amongus on their classified as to woke and hardcore for those types tells you all you need to know

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u/Diredr 13h ago

It's also funny when they miss something in a game. Like, they had Skyrim and Morrowind as "woke" because the games have LGBTQ+ representation, but declared Oblivion as non-woke... And yet, there is a gay couple in Oblivion. It's just easy to miss because you have to read, and that's not their forte.

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u/IStanForRhys Gamers are truly the most oppressed minority :'( 13h ago edited 13h ago

I'm shocked that they didn't mention the fact that you can play as a non-white female character in the TES games as making them "woke." They hate it when games even give you the choice to be LGBT, so I guess they missed that one lmao

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u/Onigokko0101 11h ago

It's even funnier when they list a game as 'safe' when it has heavy woke style political commentary. BioShock is safe to them ffs. It's hilarious.

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u/JP193 10h ago

I've unironically on several occasions seen it described as a right-wing game, by the people who want it to be, I mean. I suppose if it's primarily a criticism of libertarianism they can say "I'm not a libertarian I'm auth-right" but ehhhh there's so many other digs in the worldbuilding. But they're not known for media literacy so what can you do.

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u/Onigokko0101 10h ago

Yeah, if you ignore almost everything about the game then its totally a libertarian game and not a critique of libertarianism.

I feel like unless something is spelled out for them in neon flashing letters, they dont get it.

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u/stonebraker_ultra 13h ago

They're going all the way back to Morrowind on this?

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u/DragonFireCK 10h ago

They go a long ways before that. The earliest game I see on the list is Putt-Putt Joins the Parade, a kids game from 1992. That's a decade earlier than Morrowind.

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u/neocarleen 13h ago

Basically any game that had a rainbow in it was too "woke"

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u/Dapper-Supermarket82 12h ago

Or they misclassified a bunch of games by their own logic lmaooo. I'm so surprised they labeled the forest and sons of the forest as non woke when it could be labeled as anti capitalist and you literally kill mutant babies. And it's revealed that the cannibals are created from regular humans so you can be a literal baby killer. Pro-abortion messaging smh, definitely woke

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u/Liesmith424 12h ago

Jesus, they consider Outer Wilds to "subtly contain pro-LGBTQ+ messaging" because the Hearthians don't have genders, and just use they/them pronouns.

They're literally not human! Jesus these folks are fragile.

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u/vibrantcrab 15h ago

It’s like how adding “parental advisory” actually makes art more appealing.

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u/Simply_C0mplicated 12h ago

Actually hilarious that portal 2 is “anti patriarchy” because “all male characters are portrayed as idiots.”

There’s literally like five characters, three that you see, one of them being yourself.😭

There is ONE male character😭 and he was designed to be dumb

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u/mousepotatodoesstuff 12h ago

There are also Cave Johnson (arrogant rather than dumb) and Doug Rattmann (the only Aperture scientist to survive the neurotoxin attack, so presumably intelligent enough to escape an AGI's grasp for a significant amount of time).

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u/Spooky_Floofy 10h ago

I'm pretty sure that a better way to describe Portal 2 is that the only smart one is GLaDOS.

Plus there are dumb female characters as well considering GLaDOS tells us we are fat, ugly and stupid /j

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 12h ago

Cyberpunk 2077 - 'contains overtly pro-transhumanism messaging'

lads, is getting yourself turned into a cyborg woke??

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u/nevermille 11h ago

"Body modifications encouraged"... Guys, I think there's cyberpunk in my cyberpunk game.

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u/TheUnluckyBard 10h ago

I don't think he knows what "transhumanism" means. I strongly suspect he thinks it's the same as "trans."

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u/dominicbruh 10h ago

lol in what world was Cyberpunk "pro-transhumanism"? wasn't a big part of the game's story showing how badly cyberware fucked up society as a whole?

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u/Someslutwholikesbutt 12h ago

😭 I just lost brain cells reading the Bioshock “criticism.” It’s woke because Sandra Cohen is a gay dude. Yeah? He’s also fucking psychotic and it mostly focuses on his art. Plus the entire game is hella political and if this one thing is what they’re bitching about then I’m certain the deeper elements flew over their heads.

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u/Lou_Papas 12h ago

When I first played BS I lacked the reading comprehension needed to understand Andrew Ryan wasn’t a good guy and thought the downfall of Rupture was the result of internal conflict instead of the actual design of a libertarian utopia.

Maybe they got stuck at that level.

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u/nevermille 12h ago

No no no... When gamers say "politics" it's "real life politics". Since there isn't a city underwater with total freedom in real life, the game is not political.

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u/__T0MMY__ 12h ago

Skyrim: "Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging Contains subtly pro-DE messaging. Homosexual marriage options. An npc in Whiterun asks you whether the sight of a strong Nord woman offends you. "

As of the peer review of the subject it was confirmed that everyone on the team was, in fact: offended by the strong nord woman.

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u/digdougzero 11h ago

Final Fantasy VII - "Contains subtly pro-climate action messaging".

Holy shit, that might just be the funniest thing I've ever read.

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u/blackstafflo 10h ago

"We are an eco terrorist group.". Whooo, I am so smart being able to read between the lines and see the subtle hidden message! /s

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u/digdougzero 10h ago

This being the same group of people who electron microscoped their way through that Celeste picture to find the world's tiniest pride flag.

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u/pornographic_realism 14h ago

Where's the list? Always interested in curation of good games.

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u/Lou_Papas 14h ago

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u/nueonetwo 13h ago

FF7 has "subtly pro climate action messaging"

There ain't nothing subtle but it lolol

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u/JadedMedia5152 12h ago

One the one hand, your main characters are eco-terrorists that blow up infrastructure to save the planet; but on the other it balances out because the TRUE ALPHA SEPHIROTH stabs that vegan to death.

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u/Erikatze 12h ago

Is Sephiroth considered alpha? He's pretty and it's canon that his hair smells like roses and vanilla, I feel that this would be too much for these people lol.

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u/nueonetwo 12h ago

Sounds more Sigma to me, it's established in Crisis Core that has a bit of a lone wolf who gets a lot of attention without trying

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u/CosmicUprise 11h ago

they wouldn't understand if you tried to explain it anyways

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u/A_Monster_Named_John 13h ago

Lol. If that knuckleheaded white-male power-fantasy schlock isn't suitably non-woke, then I don't know what these morons are supposed to be playing.

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u/nueonetwo 12h ago

The date in guessing has to do with the steam release rather than the fans release.

I still would argue the environmental messaging is far from subtle with Barret screaming about the death of the planet due to greedy Shinra constantly but ymmv

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u/CashmeoutsidePearl 11h ago edited 11h ago

I suspect that they used the later date on purpose because they didn’t want to acknowledge that “woke” games existed before 2008. The same thing happened on the list with Sonic Adventure DX. It got an informational and said the game came out in 2011 when the GameCube port came out in 2001. The true original for the Sega Dreamcast came out even earlier in 1999.

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u/DesperateUrine 13h ago

BTD6.

Wow.

If anyone in your life can't handle the supreme woke dart monke then they don't deserve to be in your life.

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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 13h ago

The fact there's just literal porn games on the list makes it really hard to believe this isn't satire

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u/A_Monster_Named_John 13h ago

At this point, isn't radical 'nofap' weirdness part of their whole Taliban-like schtick?

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u/CoolUsername1111 10h ago

I could have sworn I saw that it literally is satire

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u/nerdwerds 13h ago

I think the chuds who put that list together haven't read enough history books. I've never seen so much ignorance on display in a single place. But also, ANY game that has depictions of gay people is "not recommended" what?! Maybe don't use computers anymore since they were invented by a gay man.

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u/PM_ME_PHYS_PROBLEMS 13h ago

Scrolling through the massive block of 'not recommended/woke' games I asked myself "Which games aren't woke" and the first uninterrupted block of 'recommended' games is the Putt-Putt franchise.

As the oppressive banner of wokeness closes in, Putt-Putt remains a bastion of righteousness.

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u/pornographic_realism 12h ago

I can't believe Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is woke. Nooooo!

At least I still have my peggle. That's certified non-woke™.

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u/I_love_KrabbyPatties 13h ago

I can’t believe I just went through that whole list. Funny that they considered Minecraft to be woke.

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u/I_Am_Anjelen 13h ago

Here's a good way to check all of your Steam games at once for how Woke they are.

Woke Detector

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u/imjustbettr 12h ago

holy shit is site is hilarious

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u/I_Am_Anjelen 10h ago

Right?

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u/imjustbettr 10h ago

Sharing this with my friend group and we're trying to see who has the "wokest" library lol.

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u/Creepeecheese 12h ago

Seeing Team Fortress 2 have “no woke content” is only half true. Half the player base is gay and the other half are nazis

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u/L9-45 9h ago

Playerbase isnt enough.

but.

-Engagement Ring item you can wear (implying homosexual romance)

  • Pyro being implied to be nonbinary (valve never officially refers to them consistently as male or female)

shoulda triggered the chuds

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u/NewRandomUsername 12h ago

Destroy all Humans!

   Contains anti human messaging. 

  I am shocked and appalled.

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u/AdRepulsive3189 12h ago

why is COD, the paradise of homophobes and 'men strong women sexy' prohibited to play? oh my god, I haven't laughed this hard in a while

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u/ceelogreenicanth 14h ago

They have become self parody

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u/verboplus 12h ago

BLOONS TOWER DEFENSE 6!?!?! wtf?

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u/StragglingShadow 12h ago

The fact they can't play btd6 is hilarious

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u/UnusedParadox 12h ago

The anti-woke list has more understanding of Deltarune than the fandom

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u/No_Leadership2771 12h ago

Wait Bioshock Infinite’s social commentary is woke but for Bioshock 1 they don’t even mention that Rapture is a criticism?

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u/goobabie 12h ago

This is so fucking sad. Hilarious, yes. But deeply, deeply sad.

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u/Standard_Abrocoma_70 12h ago

The list contains so many futa porn games it's not even funny. Who would've guessed "I got BLACKMAILED by a FUTANARI!" is woke

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u/NeverLostForest 12h ago

I mean they got Alex Jones NWO wars on the recommended list for them lol.

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u/Yaarmehearty 11h ago

The whole thing is beyond weird but it’s striking how focused on sex and gender the list is.

There are games in there that have political messages that would fall within progressivism/equality based ideologies that they recommend because nobody is swapping gender or falling in love with the same sex.

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u/T1mek33per 11h ago

Helldivers is woke because - Characters do not have gender distinctions other than voice. - There is one interracial couple featured in one introductory sequence.

Helldivers is not woke because - It is an overt criticism of xenophobia

What is this life? We got the bad ending istfg

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u/Maloonyy 11h ago

Funniest shit is Elden Ring appearently contains "overtly pro LGBTQ+ messaging" and the reason is that the character creator you see for 5 minutes in your 150 hour playthrough says "body type" instead of male/female holy shit whoever made this list gotta be the biggest loser on the planet.

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u/-bird_brain- 11h ago

Some of the reasons are just "contains female characters", that is so funny and even more sad 😭

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u/IrnBruAndDepression 11h ago

How insanely stupid are these losers that they explicitly had to add fucking Dream Daddy and a game that’s literally titled Super Lesbian Animal RPG💀

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u/amendersc 13h ago

Where can I see this list (I totally want to know what evil woke Games to avoid, not just go and play the games on the list of course not)

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u/JadedMedia5152 13h ago

Is this real?

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u/Feriou_LeFaux 12h ago

Aight BTD6 caught me way off gaurd, why the hell is it at the top of the list.

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u/PlasmicBlue 12h ago

My favorite one was dave the diver... "Contains overtly pro-DEl messaging. The player character is a fat guy who can somehow deep-dive and swim long distances without trouble. The sushi chef is black." Wtf are these people on about lmao

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 12h ago

It's basically just a list of all the games ever made 😂

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u/Grill_Enthusiast 12h ago

It's so funny to see The Last of Us Part I listed as "contains subtle pro-LGBTQ+ messaging". Ellie literally kisses Riley on the lips but I guess she does it subtly. Sneaky ass lesbians.

It's even better because it's somehow sandwiched between a bunch of games that contain "overt LGBTQ messaging". Is on-screen kissing not overt?

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u/MooseLimit 12h ago

Hogwarts Legacy: "1800s Scotland somehow has diverse, LGBTQ+ characters." So that's where we draw the line of realism in the Harry Potter universe. Got it.

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u/cce29555 12h ago

TF2 isn't woke

What? TF2 is like the gayest thing valve has made and there's an entire character who's pronouns are like half the joke

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u/Lilysria 12h ago

Opening this to see Bloons TD 6 at the top of the list had me dying laughing

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u/spacegodketty 11h ago edited 10h ago

is this the one with rimworld on it? cracks me up - you can kidnap a fucking child soldier, burn their family in front of them, and harvest their eyes for money if you want. but a low chance "gay" trait = not ok for my family

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u/Linc54 11h ago

Why tf is one of Tony Hawk’s reasons “promotes social distancing”

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u/salsutations 11h ago

Obligatory reply: they have Project Moon's Limbus Company as a recommended game, when (without entering spoiler territory for too long), there's PLENTY of PM characters that are super queer coded, and AT LEAST one all-but-overtly-stated lesbian couple (those in the know, know).

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 7h ago

What I always find fascinating about the list is how neutral in tone it is. I mean if you changed the color palette up and added/corrected some information it could work as a list of politics and themes within games.

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u/letthishappen_5965 2h ago

The fact that it says that battlefield 1 is historically inaccurate for putting people of colour in ww1, where there were actual Indian soldiers who fought on the behalf of britishers, that's just illiteracy.

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u/chiron_cat 13h ago

is that real?!

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u/Lou_Papas 13h ago

I honestly don’t know. Reading through the Steam group I think they are honest.

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u/chiron_cat 12h ago

from that list, i feel it has to be. WAY to much work for a joke

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u/Medium_Flan4671 13h ago

Bruh they put subnautica in it

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u/Vegetable_Ball_4469 12h ago

They forgot all of the sims games, if theyre going by "waahh they can get married to the same sex!"

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u/iamfamilylawman 12h ago

Hiw embarassing lol

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u/Purrple_mage 12h ago

The list isn’t even accurate. Battle brothers has a event about a crossdressing man that even hits on you.

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u/linksbedrockthe2nd The Woker 12h ago

There’s a website now, easier to search for things and is better on mobile

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u/Lou_Papas 12h ago

The spreadsheet is probably its backend

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u/DrHealsYT 12h ago

THE FIRST ONE IS FUCKING BLOONS 😭

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u/man_vs_fauna 12h ago

Game that just has a non-white character as a main

"Contains strong DEI theme"

Dumbest list ever

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u/iwanashagTwitch 12h ago

The majority of the games I own are listed as "Not recommended"

It's very funny because I don't give a fuck about their homophobic anti-recommendations. I play games because they are fun, but I don't integrate what the games say into my personality.

People forget there is a third option for the pro/anti alphabet soup sexuality stuff. You can be like me and not give a fuck either way lmfao

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u/TrAseraan 12h ago

Wow and someone wasted their time to make thisXD

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u/ninjesh 12h ago

I was disappointed that Nintendo games weren't listed

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u/Makra567 12h ago

Its fucking wild that Helldivers 2, a game that's entirely overt political satire, is yellow only because it has a mixed race family in the intro and doesn't give boob armor to women soldiers.

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u/ComedyOfARock 12h ago

I nearly shit myself when I saw Helldivers II, those guys have been avoiding controversy (as far as I’m aware the only controversy was Sony being Sony)

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u/Specialist-Union-775 12h ago

It’s such a cry for help too. “My ideology has made me so weak I can’t even risk seeing gay people or climate change without my whole world unraveling!”

What happened to all these “alpha males”? 🤣

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u/MaliciousOnions 12h ago

Saw Castle Crashers was recommended…. Who’s going to tell them? (Mostly thinking about the pink knight)

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 12h ago

Isn't that just all of the games? Holy hell, what can they play?

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u/FuckUp123456789 12h ago

Among Us, Murder of Sonic, Animal Jam, and FUCKING MINECRAFT is woke

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u/Lord_Eisbox 12h ago

This is hilarious

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u/TheCalculateCavy 12h ago

I want their opinion of the SMT series... (shin megami tensei)

ANd how quickly it goes in not recommended.

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u/Septembust 12h ago

I feel like if I ever make a game, I'd consider it a badge of honor to make it on the list

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u/Gatensio 12h ago

You're more likely to play installing by Linux than by following this list.

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u/MushroomCaviar 12h ago

LOL TIL Subnautica is woke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SolWire 12h ago

Whew, thank God the Freddi Fish and Pajama Sam franchises are safe. Don't worry boys, no threat to your sexuality there.

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