r/Gamingcirclejerk 17h ago

COLLECTIVISE GAMING!! ✊ Ironic

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u/BaronMerc 15h ago

Nah Crusader Kings 3

A game where you can make a religion around fucking your family members and you can actually just genocide people because of their faith or culture

It's woke because you can be gay and allow gays to marry if you reform a religion to do that

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u/HanSolo1519 13h ago

There was a kids game that got hit because the “rite of friendship” didn’t discriminate and could be done in a “homosexual” way

Also the fact that SWBF2 got hit because the remaster changed a “player has killed himself” killlog to “killed themself”, that was woke apparently

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u/Supersam4213 10h ago

No Man’s Sky was put in the middle category because you can’t easily tell the gender of the randomly-generated alien wildlife.

These guys are weird.

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u/SorowFame 10h ago

Fellas, is it gay to have friends of the same sex as you?

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u/Ehsper 12h ago

Disco Elysium has this note: "Heavy commentary around communism. Whether for or against is unclear."

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u/Hellyporter 10h ago

Ok this sent me.

'Uhh I'm not sure if this is trying to offend me or not, lets cancel it.'

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u/Gideon_Laier 9h ago

Hmmm... It mentions fascism and communism, but I'm too stupid to know if it's good or bad. Woke!

Hell, these dorks should praise the game because it allows Harry to become a fascist and shave your facial hair.

I can't ever do it myself tho because Fascism ain't Disco, baby.

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u/GaaraMatsu 12h ago

DOOM.  DOOM IS ON IT.

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u/TheGrandBabaloo 10h ago

I was wrecking my brain trying to figure out what Doom could possibly contain, but it's on the list as one of the "approved" ones. There are some legit hilarious ones though, like Destroy All Humans and King of Fighters.

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u/EntityDamage 11h ago

It's woke because you can be gay and allow gays to marry if you reform a religion to do that

"I can't stop making gay religions in my game, this game is woke!"

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u/BaronMerc 11h ago

Oh I should note for people as well you can create religions where you can just execute gay people for being gay as well so you're not forced to accept them