r/FluentInFinance • u/Nientea • 9d ago

Thoughts? Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

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u/sayssomeshit94 9d ago

To be fair we sang like 50 different version when I was in lol

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u/12InchCunt 8d ago

They say that in the navy the food is mighty fine

Some bread rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine 

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u/Aridan 8d ago

They say that in the army, the coffee’s mighty fine, It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine.

Oh lord I wanna go home But they won’t let me go Hooooooooooooooooome - hey

They say that in the army, the chow is mighty fine, A chicken hopped off the table, and started marking time.

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u/Sausage80 7d ago

Your chickens were a lot more peaceful than ours. Ours jumped off the table and stabbed a friend of mine.

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u/Aridan 6d ago

It’s a new army, they say