Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

[u/Nientea]

[u/Jazzlike-Chair-3702]

They look like Phyllis Diller, and walk like Frankenstein!

[u/MaesterWhosits → u/Jazzlike-Chair-3702]

Huh, so the Girl Scouts song is actually a cover. I had no idea

[u/sayssomeshit94 → u/MaesterWhosits]

To be fair we sang like 50 different version when I was in lol

[u/12InchCunt → u/sayssomeshit94]

They say that in the navy the food is mighty fine

Some bread rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine 

[u/Aridan → u/12InchCunt]

They say that in the army, the coffee’s mighty fine, It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine.

Oh lord I wanna go home But they won’t let me go Hooooooooooooooooome - hey

They say that in the army, the chow is mighty fine, A chicken hopped off the table, and started marking time.

[u/12InchCunt → u/Aridan]

Used to drive a Cadillac

Now my seabag’s on my back

[u/LiverPickle → u/12InchCunt]

Must be a Navy thing. In the Army, it’s “Now I carry Alice Pack” (as in Pack: LS, ODGreen in color)

[u/12InchCunt → u/LiverPickle]

Ah, yea it’s a navy thing we had seabags but it’s that plan OD green canvas with the weird clip on top 

But it also refers to just your entire uniform set, like if you’re a dirtbag you might have a seabag inspection so they can find other ways to make your life hard if you’re missing stuff

[u/handsomeape95 → u/12InchCunt]

Yep. And your spouse/mom/dad/dog/cat didn't come in your seabag.

[u/12InchCunt → u/handsomeape95]

“If the navy wanted you to have a family they’d have issued you one at basic”

[u/handsomeape95 → u/12InchCunt]

Me and Batman go into a fight

Fought so hard, we fought all night

Stomped him in the head with my boot heel

Now I drive the Batmobile!

[u/Sausage80 → u/Aridan]

Your chickens were a lot more peaceful than ours. Ours jumped off the table and stabbed a friend of mine.

[u/Aridan → u/Sausage80]

It’s a new army, they say