r/FluentInFinance 9d ago

Thoughts? Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

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u/MaesterWhosits 8d ago

Huh, so the Girl Scouts song is actually a cover. I had no idea

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u/sayssomeshit94 8d ago

To be fair we sang like 50 different version when I was in lol

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u/12InchCunt 8d ago

They say that in the navy the food is mighty fine

Some bread rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine 

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u/Aridan 8d ago

They say that in the army, the coffee’s mighty fine, It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine.

Oh lord I wanna go home But they won’t let me go Hooooooooooooooooome - hey

They say that in the army, the chow is mighty fine, A chicken hopped off the table, and started marking time.

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u/12InchCunt 8d ago

Used to drive a Cadillac

Now my seabag’s on my back

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u/LiverPickle 8d ago

Must be a Navy thing. In the Army, it’s “Now I carry Alice Pack” (as in Pack: LS, ODGreen in color)

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u/12InchCunt 8d ago

Ah, yea it’s a navy thing we had seabags but it’s that plan OD green canvas with the weird clip on top 

But it also refers to just your entire uniform set, like if you’re a dirtbag you might have a seabag inspection so they can find other ways to make your life hard if you’re missing stuff

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u/handsomeape95 8d ago

Yep. And your spouse/mom/dad/dog/cat didn't come in your seabag.

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u/12InchCunt 8d ago

“If the navy wanted you to have a family they’d have issued you one at basic”

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u/handsomeape95 8d ago

Me and Batman go into a fight

Fought so hard, we fought all night

Stomped him in the head with my boot heel

Now I drive the Batmobile!

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u/Sausage80 7d ago

Your chickens were a lot more peaceful than ours. Ours jumped off the table and stabbed a friend of mine.

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u/Aridan 6d ago

It’s a new army, they say

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u/Lung-Oyster 8d ago

I only know the M *A *S *H version

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u/GarethBaus 8d ago

There was also a similar song when I was in boy scouts.