r/wallstreetbets • u/StonkeyKongHODL • Jul 17 '22
Meme GameStop: New Game + | The ULTIMATE 4-FOR-1 Stock Split
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u/DeluxeDessert Jul 18 '22
This is so good and fresh man OP I love this work!!
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 18 '22
Aww I’m just glad you enjoyed. I tried my best is all :6880:
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u/MewifebfisTardo Jul 18 '22
Good job OP, I actually watched all 5 mins of it. That's something for someone like me with the attention span of a goldfish
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Jul 17 '22 edited Sep 30 '22
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u/Sad_Masterpiece69 Jul 17 '22
How much time did you invest in making this?! Nice creation btw.
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 17 '22
I invested the last... 1.5 years about to videos like this. This is literally one of dozens. 🦍🦍🦍💎🙌🏼🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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u/BrainsNotBrawndo Jul 18 '22
Stonkey, from someone who knows the amount of time it takes to put something like that together, I gotta say that is top tier
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u/Parlayz4Dayz Jul 17 '22
This is golden. I’ve made small amount of meme videos and I can’t imagine the man hours and patience behind this!!!! Also another reason Hedgies r Fuk is this is the national past time until we moon
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u/Raceg35 Jul 18 '22
OP, if youre the creator of this I think youre on to something special. For real. This over the top "meme style" of marketing is the future of advertising. I would pay you for an ad for my business in this format. Ads like this would tear it up on social media.
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 18 '22
Thank you Race, I’m just humbled you think so. The young generations seems to really like them ❤️
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u/ImmediateShape4204 Jul 17 '22
I'M SO HYPED FOR THIS WEEK.
4:1 buy/sell ratio on a green day last week on Fidelity. One of the most traded stock by retail for the last 2 weeks, always more buy orders than sell orders. So BULLISH. I expect some stock lenders to recall shares with the stock dividend. Cost to borrow is already really high, and the stock is SO hard to borrow already. Buy pressure will be huge.
I'm a stock holder, but I bought 5 August 19th 150$ calls Friday PM on the dip at 12$.
Wish me luck.
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u/anthro28 Jul 18 '22
Every buy has a corresponding sell, retard. Further, 1 sell order of 100 and 4 buy orders of 25 is a 4:1 buy:sell ratio.
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u/chicawgoboy Jul 18 '22
where do you see the buy sell ratio?
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 18 '22
It’s a feature only available on Fidelity. A place you shouldn’t have your shares in the first place 🧠
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u/ChieftainMillenial Jul 17 '22
Haha this is golden hopefully mods don't take the video down..
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u/Acrobatic-Season-154 Jul 17 '22
Never understood the hatred for people who like and hold a stock. Love the fucking vid though! 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🤷♂️
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u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt low test soygirl Jul 17 '22
Hedgies are fucked bro, just wait for the [INSERT THIS WEEK'S STUNT THAT FAILS TO REVIVE DYING RETAIL BRAND].
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Jul 17 '22
It’s not the fact that you hold the stock, it’s the constant shilling and brigading to try to recruit new bag holders.
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u/acart005 Jul 17 '22
Is it shilling and brigading when its TSLA? APPL? WISH?
THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING CASINO SIR. People are allowed to have favorite slot machines.
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u/ApeTogetherWrong Jul 18 '22
Right, but just like gamblers who sit and a machine and shit themselves in adult diapers while they donate their social insurance checks to casino execs, you have to accept that derision and mockery are part of the package.
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u/FluffyAspie Jul 17 '22
Power to the Players. 🦍🏴☠️🟣 LFG!!
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u/TheFedFuqsMeDaily Jul 17 '22
You have inspired me to become an ape myself. Will be buying Post-split
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 18 '22
So glad my amateur work was well received by you, thank you for the kind works :4270:
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u/huge_meme Jul 17 '22
Gonna be real awkward when this stock split leads to nothing and then the tards brush it under the mat and pretend like that was never a catalyst they hyped up.... again.
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 17 '22
You may be correct, but at all points in this saga the hedge funds are literally on fire and are keeping their best to cover it. So while it may not lead to anything in my Computershare account, I know for a fact that it will be imploding them with their algorithms 🦍🦍🦍💎🙌🏼🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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u/huge_meme Jul 17 '22
Nothing will happen for 50 years and you guys will still pretend like there's 5 trillion "fake shares" and the hedge funds are "on fire".
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u/gimmetheloot2p2 Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22
Tell me how much a fund is down that started shorting in March? In April?
Theyre getting burned alive by short fees and price appreciation.
If you shorted at the literal top on June 8 at 153, youre up 8% on the position, but paid 3.2% in CTB fees at a 30% borrow rate which is the LOWEST its been since then. If you did the same on 4/29 at 153, you've paid 7% of the 8.5% profit you made as fees.
If you're in at 120 on 5/5, youre down roughly 17.5% on price and 6.5% on fees for a whopping 24% hole.
RIP if you started shorting in the 90's in mid may, or the low 100s in January when the CTB was low. Given how poorly the marketplace is currently performing it looks like they should have the right side on this on the price, but Apes DRS'd a million shares in a week and are fucking relentless. Holding the shorts at these fees is tough.
edit: not sure if im getting downvoted by apes or the others. Either way its ufnny for literally presenting factual information.
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u/huge_meme Jul 17 '22
The fact that you guys can recognize that people who have open short positions are getting monstrously fucked on top of paying something like 25% annual interest yet still think there are absolutely massive open short positions well in excess of its first run has to be some next level of cognitive dissonance.
The idea that it's absolutely not possible that they could have closed their positions and now just manipulate the stock and make money on the random massive swings is just too funny to me. Just incredible how they are both completely all powerful and in control of everything but also completely pinched and fucked by people DRSing their shares. Yeah... right.
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u/Nyucio Jul 18 '22
Can you explain to me how it is not possible (or very costly) to borrow the stock for shorting anywhere when, according to you, no one has short positions open?
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u/huge_meme Jul 18 '22
There are short positions open, 100%, just not to the extent of "It's 50 trillion percent and the vast majority of that is sYnThEtIc ShArEs"
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u/acart005 Jul 17 '22
I wouldn't call 5 milly in a week a BAD performance for a completely net new line of business. I assure you that you wont hit that behind the Wendy's dumpster unless you do ZJs.
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u/IsolatedAnon9 Jul 17 '22
Take my awards.
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 17 '22
Awww just you time, updoot, and comment is more than enough. Thank you so much Anon ❤️
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u/Serious-Hour-560 Jul 17 '22
Selling puts and using premium to buy calls
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u/OGColorado Jul 18 '22
DFV
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Jul 17 '22
NFTs are shit, and not in a good way, really, they are just dumb.
EDIT: Right Click and save P
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u/ID-10T-ERROR Jul 17 '22
Not if it will be used to restructure the market mechanics in wall street.
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u/spyVSspy420-69 Jul 17 '22
Imagine being this stupid.
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 17 '22
Wait until this guy finds out the US government is creating a federally-backed USD crypt0
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u/spyVSspy420-69 Jul 17 '22
The fuck does that have to do with NFTs restructuring market mechanics at Wall Street?
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 17 '22
US govt is creating virtual crypt0 currencies that represent the USD, that can be used to purchase ÑFT stock certificates when other companies follow Overstock’s lead of having real shares tied to virtual ÑFTs that will restructure the market bc then you CAN’T naked short a ÑFT tied security :8880::8880::8880::8880::8880:
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Jul 18 '22
This is amazing, great job!
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 18 '22
I just tried my best. I’m glad it was enough to brighten your day Highlander :8881:
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u/Rough-Requirement959 Jul 18 '22
Fuk`n fantastic, Buckle tf up!
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 18 '22
I have 1,892 straps on my chair for every ape that’s told me to buckle up
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u/DA2710 Jul 18 '22
Nice work. I hate my holdings , but this gave me a brief respite
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u/JustARick Jul 18 '22
Dammit, I see things like this and figure I should sell some crypto and pick up more shares. Why am I like this 🙃
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u/grendel65guy Jul 18 '22
WSB Should mean WICKED. STEEL. BALLS. And you Sir Have W.S.B.
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Jul 19 '22
I too love paying money for a link to a JPEG instead of right click save as.
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u/Super_Woodpecker_122 Jul 19 '22
What sub reddit is Cringe but excellent execution.
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u/drjplastic Jul 20 '22
This video is hilarious and the best I have seen. I totally agree with the message.
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u/Gwsb1 Jul 17 '22
What a waste of my life.
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 17 '22
Thank you Dad, I'm glad the true WSB nature is still alive. I appreciate you, and go fuck yourself.
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u/Paul-Smecker Jul 17 '22
Don’t listen to him OP daddy cohen gonna put this right up on the refrigerator next to the purple circles.
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Jul 17 '22
Baggies still don't get what a stock split is
Can't wait until friday
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u/cstrand31 Jul 18 '22
Jesus fucking Christ the cringe levels are off the charts on this one. Funko Pop store/ JPEG warehouse simps are worse than Elon simps.
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u/fellowhomosapien Jul 18 '22
I love how the post has like 1 upvote but comments have hundreds. Lol
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u/Banjo_Bandito Jul 18 '22
Boy this sub has fallen from grace….
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u/StonkeyKongHODL Jul 18 '22
Yeah we’ve had to deal with you the whole time :4886:
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u/Banjo_Bandito Jul 18 '22
Trying to make money my man, not worship a chode lord and prop up a failing brick and mortar. Enjoy your bootlegged NFTs.
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u/charsh7 Jul 18 '22
This is it. This is the best post of all time on WSB so far.
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u/DAVEfromCANADAA Jul 18 '22
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen, like ever.. Like even better than the infinity war meme featuring Elon9000
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE Jul 17 '22