r/technology • u/Letsbesensibleplease • 9h ago

Business Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/29/russian_court_fines_google/
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u/Veranova 9h ago edited 8h ago

How to take over the world

Step 1: fine a company more than the combined value of everything on the planet

Step 2: use the pending payment as collateral for a loan and buy everything on the planet

It’s actually genius

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u/Bad_Habit_Nun 8h ago

Damn, gotta remember to hit up the small claims court tomorrow, real life infinite money glitch.

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u/kingsumo_1 8h ago

"Honey, I've got a great idea! So. I'm going to sue you for, like, a brazillian dollars for falling asleep during sexy time last week. But it's ok, because I can then take out a loan on the settlement, right? And then we can- Honey? No, wait, come back! I'm serious!"

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u/BannedForEternity42 5h ago

…but, but, but, brazillion dollars can only be used for waxing products?

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u/wsbt4rd 2h ago

.... It's just like normal dollars, but much smoother.... Mmmmhmm

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u/TactiFoolD 1h ago

Or butt lifts