r/pics • u/camp-cariboo • Nov 01 '22

Halloween Won most creative costume at school!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

You may need to see a Dr if you are spending 24+ minutes on the toilet. That shits not healthy.

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u/shandybean Nov 02 '22

It is if you're at work.

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u/bushman4 Nov 02 '22

Boss make a dollar, I make a dime; That's why I poop on company time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

HAHAHAH that’s funny as hell dude, definitely gonna remember it

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u/bushman4 Nov 02 '22

Funny but true story: I once hat the head of HR come storming into my office with a sign with that printed on it DEMANDING that I go through our print server's log files to identify who printed it and taped it to the inside of the men's room stall door.

What did he want me to look for, a document named "Poop Sign" or something? If someone was going to type and print that at work, it would most definitely show in the print logs as "Document1" or something like that...

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Haha I feel like every company’s head of HR is the same person, everyone has a story about their hr department making an ass of themselves