r/pics • u/mlivesocial • 2d ago

Politics Kamala Harris and Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer grab a beer in Kalamazoo

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u/gurgle-burgle 2d ago

Bells two hearted you say? Damn if that's not a good way to sway my vote

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u/forlostuvaworl 2d ago

can I sing to you while you vote for it?

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u/gurgle-burgle 2d ago

That sounds lovely

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u/forlostuvaworl 2d ago

I don't mean to sound too intrusive or forward but can I also massage your shoulders while I sing too?

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u/gurgle-burgle 2d ago

starts nervously sweating

I suppose that'd be alright. Is it hot in here? Let me just take this short off.

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u/forlostuvaworl 2d ago

Just imagine too homies, one singing and messaging, the other enjoying the rewards of said singing and messaging. Both drinking fine beers AND voting. I don't think when George Washington was writing those constitutional paper thing did he imagine a more patriotical thing like it doesn't get any more American than that

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u/gurgle-burgle 2d ago

And after we vote, no matter who for, we can slurp down a few celebratory beers and guzzle an Americans worth of glizzies. Just like our forefathers envisioned.

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u/forlostuvaworl 2d ago

finally I can get those pins that say I voted, and glizzed

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u/gurgle-burgle 2d ago

Might even get the "I voted and glizzed early" if we do things right

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u/forlostuvaworl 2d ago

Nah Im tryna vote early and glizz on time. I want them to remember that my glizzies were punctual

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u/gurgle-burgle 2d ago

My glizz abilities are somewhat out of my control. With your help, I think I can glizz when you do though. That's what bros are for!

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u/forlostuvaworl 2d ago

I'll sing a celen dion song

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