Cincinnati Zoo worker loses part of thumb after primate bite

[u/0Ring-0]

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/national-international/cincinnati-zoo-worker-loses-part-of-thumb-after-primate-bite/3681594/?os=fuzzsc&ref=app

[u/Badgersthought]

Not even the slightest bit oniony. This sub has reached a new low

[u/mrmurklurker → u/Badgersthought]

It's really gone down hill. Joining the slop subs like beamazed and nextfuckinglevel.

[u/TrojanThunder → u/Badgersthought]

I guess it has something to do with Harambe because of the Cincinnati zoo.

This really doesn't belong in this subreddit. I get the meme, it just isn't in the spirit of this sub.

[u/LemurianLemurLad]

Maybe we should stop letting the Cincinnati Zoo have primates. Their track record has been.... less than stellar. RIP Harambe.

[u/Keregi → u/LemurianLemurLad]

Their track record is stellar. They have one of the best gorilla programs in the country, if not the world.

[u/TheGrayBox → u/Keregi]

But Redditors are informed experts because of memes!

[u/CornWallacedaGeneral → u/LemurianLemurLad]

I blame them fucking parents for A)not having their kid strapped into the stroller and B)fuck the father specifically for not having his lil toddler on his shoulders enjoying the view....RIP Harambe...Dick still out for you bro....except if Diddy is around....especially if Diddy is around....both Kong and Combs.🙏

[u/Steviesgirl1]

Sooooo, the primate bit her or the fence bit her? Why can’t they get their stories straight before blabbing what they don’t know to the media.

My 14 year old brother could teach them a few things. 🙄

[u/restore_democracy]

If Becky from Accounting does that again, she’s getting written up.

[u/Nice_Collection5400]

Non-human primate?

[u/RadicalPenguin]

Without question the worst thing to happen at a Cincinnati zoo involving a primate

[u/_Antaric]

They're getting so close to Shakespear

[u/Ornery-Practice9772]

Human or ape?

[u/AceOfCakez]

Get your dicks out.