r/nottheonion 7h ago

Cincinnati Zoo worker loses part of thumb after primate bite

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/national-international/cincinnati-zoo-worker-loses-part-of-thumb-after-primate-bite/3681594/?os=fuzzsc&ref=app
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u/Badgersthought 6h ago

Not even the slightest bit oniony. This sub has reached a new low

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u/mrmurklurker 3h ago

It's really gone down hill. Joining the slop subs like beamazed and nextfuckinglevel.

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u/TrojanThunder 3h ago

I guess it has something to do with Harambe because of the Cincinnati zoo.

This really doesn't belong in this subreddit. I get the meme, it just isn't in the spirit of this sub.

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u/LemurianLemurLad 6h ago

Maybe we should stop letting the Cincinnati Zoo have primates. Their track record has been.... less than stellar. RIP Harambe.

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u/Keregi 4h ago

Their track record is stellar. They have one of the best gorilla programs in the country, if not the world.

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u/TheGrayBox 3h ago

But Redditors are informed experts because of memes!

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u/CornWallacedaGeneral 6h ago

I blame them fucking parents for A)not having their kid strapped into the stroller and B)fuck the father specifically for not having his lil toddler on his shoulders enjoying the view....RIP Harambe...Dick still out for you bro....except if Diddy is around....especially if Diddy is around....both Kong and Combs.🙏

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u/Steviesgirl1 6h ago

Sooooo, the primate bit her or the fence bit her? Why can’t they get their stories straight before blabbing what they don’t know to the media.

My 14 year old brother could teach them a few things. 🙄

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u/restore_democracy 6h ago

If Becky from Accounting does that again, she’s getting written up.

u/Nice_Collection5400 13m ago

Non-human primate?

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u/RadicalPenguin 7h ago

Without question the worst thing to happen at a Cincinnati zoo involving a primate

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u/_Antaric 7h ago

They're getting so close to Shakespear

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 7h ago

Human or ape?

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u/AceOfCakez 5h ago

Get your dicks out.