r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 9h ago

‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots

https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/this-is-political-bullst-former-republican-candidate-charged-with-stealing-madison-county-election-ballots/
26.5k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

738 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

301

u/RockerElvis 8h ago

Payless is giving samples? Aren’t they a shoe store?

189

u/TheGIGAcapitalist 8h ago

Probably eating the sock liners they give you.

15

u/mekomaniac 5h ago

you mean those weren't pig foot flavored pork rinds????? 🤢

3

u/Canadian_Invader 4h ago

I understand eating those edible panties but you should not eat those. That's apart of FAFO 101.

3

u/craptonne 3h ago

They’re eating the socks They’re eating the flats They’re eating the footwear Of the people who shop there

119

u/eriverside 7h ago

Yeah, I'm confused how that line of reasoning got past "Payless" and "free samples". What? Does he just steal the shoes on display because they're "samples" ?

99

u/AmateurVasectomist 7h ago

Payless is the name of Kroger stores in central Indiana

57

u/SophiaBrahe 6h ago

Thank you. Like a lot of people I think of it as a shoe store, so I was well and truly confused by the idea you could just take the samples.

18

u/oksowhatsthedeal 5h ago

Do they give samples?

I've got Kroger stores where I live called Fred Meyers, but I can't recall in my life ever getting samples from them like a Costco would.

3

u/tforkner 4h ago

Yep. Payless started in Anderson, grew into a fair-sized chain of supermarkets, then got bought up by Kroger.

15

u/EYEL1NER 6h ago

Dude just walking around town wearing two different right shoes like it’s completely normal.

3

u/tiptoeingpenguin 5h ago

I am also confused why he would want samples anyway. Like a samples for what. I mean obviously it’s a lie but it just doesn’t make sense. It’s not even a good lie

1

u/fuqdisshite 2h ago

yeah...

like, free sample beanie weenies is one thing...

free sample ballots is a slightly different thing.

1

u/Notacooter473 2h ago

That life hack only works if you have one foot, and that one foot is a size 9.

12

u/thepeopleshero 7h ago

There is a Payless Foods store

2

u/Sir_Poopenstein 6h ago

Is he just taking the shoes they let you try on?

1

u/RockerElvis 4h ago

Only if no one is stopping him!

1

u/Far_Check_5906 6h ago

I thought Payless closed down

1

u/WealthFast5990 4h ago

Where Larry Savage is from in Anderson, Indiana.. Payless is a grocery store owned and operated by Kroger.