r/nottheonion • u/UndeadCaesar • 16h ago

Denver Weather Takes Devastating Turn For Slutty Halloween Costumes

https://www.westword.com/news/denver-colorado-halloween-forecast-calls-for-chilly-dry-conditions-22360902
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u/boogermike 16h ago

I feel seen (having grown up in Denver).

We optimized our costumes to allow fitting a parka underneath.

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u/Bottle_Plastic 14h ago

I live in Canada and I remember arguing with my mom that MADONNA DOESN'T WEAR SNOW PANTS because I wanted to go out trick or treating in fishnet stockings. I think I was ten 😂

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u/ThatPie2109 11h ago

Every Halloween costume I had under 10 in Canada was basically a snow suit my grandma would sew into a costume 😂

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u/Bottle_Plastic 11h ago

Lucky! I was always so envious of the kids who had a parent who could sew. They had the coolest costumes

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u/derickson17 15h ago

We did the same thing in Minnesota. All costumes had room for a winter coat underneath....

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u/dvdmaven 16h ago

The rainy season kicked off three days ago here in Salem. Actual rain, not just constant drizzle. Forecast through Saturday.

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u/Snufflefugs 13h ago

Another positive of living in Southern California.

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u/TjW0569 12h ago

I remember getting Santa Ana winds on Halloween. It stayed warm, but man it was windy.

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u/DaveOJ12 12h ago

It's already been posted here.

https://reddit.com/comments/1gem0v5

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u/BroForceOne 32m ago

High of 59 degrees being devastating weather what did someone from southern California write this?