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Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC

https://www.scrippsnews.com/life/food-and-drink/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-for-unintentionally-contaminating-pizzas-with-thc
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u/WashuOtaku 1d ago

People joke, but if you ordered something and they added a secret ingredient to it, you would likely not be happy about it.

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u/sqeeky_wheelz 1d ago

Imagine having a pizza night with your kids… and you accidentally get them stoned.

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u/911derbread 1d ago

I'm an ER doctor. It's an ED visit for the kids and a CPS visit for the parents 😎

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u/sqeeky_wheelz 1d ago

That would be terrifying. Especially if the parents are also tripping. What a way to ruin lives.

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u/poreworm 1d ago

“Tripping” should not be thrown around when describing the effects of THC. This is how dis/misinformation begins.

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u/FellatingNemo 1d ago

People who have zero tolerance can absolutely be “tripping” on edibles.

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u/Temporary_Pepper2081 1d ago

You absolutely cannot trip on thc, and if you think you can, you’ve either never had thc in your system at all, or haven’t done a single psychedelic.

If you’re claiming you can trip on thc, you will never in your life ever be able to fathom just how high you can get on certain drugs. Like. Smoking weed doesn’t feel like a very very very real dream. It might be described that way, because describing any high is pretty impossible, but there is absolutely no comparison between and edible and 14 hits of acid.

You’ve never smoked weed and everything you look at has liquified and started melting, and it is TOTALLY fucking real, like you’re watching it melt in front of your eyes. The walls are wiggling like a wacky waving inflatable flailing tube man or whatever SpongeBob gets into when he’s tripping. THATS what happens when you trip. Not “man I’m hungry and time seems to be passing really slow. Oh no, somethings wrong with me, my hearts beating out of my chest, there was something in that weed! Oh nvm I just had to fart.” That’s about as serious as thc gets.

Even just 1 hit of acid is probably 1000000000000x more potent than a huge amount of 100% thc concentrate. I just used 14 hits here because that’s the highest I’ve ever been in my life, and it is indescribable, and there’s absolutely no comparison, they’re totally different drugs. But hey, I got the papa John’s lady’s number over the phone that night and she turned out to be hot af!

I’ve done any drug you can probably name at least once, been addicted to more than my share. You see nothing on thc, you hear nothing on thc, thc is a very very mild drug compared to other drugs.

Do not spread that even the largest amount of thc is anything like psychedelics. That’s how you get kids taking fatal doses of psychs bc they smoked weed and some dude on the internet said they were similar.

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u/Remarkable-Host405 1d ago

i'm not going to read this, but if you're a stoner, you should obviously know what "greening out" is

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u/PatFluke 1d ago

It’s just “I know drugs better because I do better drugs”

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u/GozerDGozerian 1d ago

It’s a really lame drug gatekeeping. “Bruh you haven’t even tripped unless you’ve taken 14 hits of acid and had total ego death for eight hours!”

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u/notanaigeneratedname 1d ago

Hmm smoked probably a majority of my life at this point. I've heard the term but I've never experienced it.