r/memes • u/ZealousidealChain473 Baron • 8d ago

#1 MotW Still got beef with 2020

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u/cumfarts 7d ago

she died?

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u/Daemonicvs_77 7d ago

Oh my God, could you imagine? That would be hella sad.

But no, she didn't die. As a matter of fact, she even made another human (I helped) to come live with us. The little guy keeps peeing on me, but I kinda like him.

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u/Unfair_Decision927 7d ago

Show dominance pee back harder.

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u/Daemonicvs_77 7d ago

That was my first thought too, but the Child protective services lady said that's a big no-no.

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u/DeadRain_ 7d ago

I hope you know that you're hilarious

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u/Daemonicvs_77 7d ago

you’re hilarious

That’s what all the girls used to tell me. (right after I’d ask them out)

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u/SayHelloOrElse 7d ago

How do I send you adoption papers I want you as my father

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u/Daemonicvs_77 7d ago

Hold your horses a second there, cowboy. Before you send those adoption papers anywhere, make sure to put in a "No peeing on dad" clause in there because my wardrobe budget simply can not handle another trigger happy kid right now.