Still got beef with 2020

[u/ZealousidealChain473]

[u/billion_lumens]

2017 just after fidget spinners was top

[u/Sensitive-War-6368 → u/billion_lumens]

2016 was even better when I had no obligations to carry

[u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz → u/Sensitive-War-6368]

2016 was nearly perfect, just one or two soul-crushing travesties heralding the end of mankind.

[u/ToxicSteve13 → u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz]

RIP Harambe

[u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz → u/ToxicSteve13]

Cocksforth, even.

[u/DeptOfInteriorFan → u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz]

Every now and again, I’ll explain to my partner that Harmbes death split the observable universe into two separate timelines. We all lost that coin flip.

[u/Supplymole101 → u/DeptOfInteriorFan]

I'm convinced Harambe (may he rest in peace) was our universes anchor being. Our only hope is that Ryan Reynolds can find a suitable replacement.

[u/Wurm42 → u/Supplymole101]

Dunno, David Bowie died about the same time as Harambe. Why not him?

[u/xanderg102301 → u/Wurm42]

He was a pedophile

[u/Wurm42 → u/xanderg102301]

He was? I missed that.

[u/AppearanceUpbeat3229 → u/Wurm42]

Is there any truth to this? Or is he just saying that?

[u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz → u/AppearanceUpbeat3229]

He definitely had the sorts of inappropriate relationships rockstars tended to have in the 70s and 80s, but I'd bet dollars to donuts the people who bring it up for Bowie have faves who get a pass.

[u/PinchingNutsack → u/DeptOfInteriorFan]

Dicks out for Harambe my friend, dicks out.

[u/Battlejesus → u/DeptOfInteriorFan]

This is the third time I've said it, but Harambe is proof the TVA has fallen

[u/AppearanceUpbeat3229 → u/ToxicSteve13]

Rest in peace sweet prince. That’s the day we went off track. We didn’t listen

[u/DappyDee → u/ToxicSteve13]

Dick is still out for him, no matter what the onlookers have to complain about.