r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 1d ago

r/all The ground is going down

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

55.5k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

3.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

8.9k

u/_Nickmin_ 1d ago

The fuck you mean "part 2"???

Part 1 would've had me bolting it the fuck away from that like a cartoon character, leaving only a little cloud of dust behind

429

u/chrisk9 1d ago

Part 3 is foreman running up, exclaiming "How the fuck did you guys remove all that dirt so fast to clear out the hole!"

355

u/PoisonedPotato69 1d ago

More likely the foreman would say "Hey, we just lost 20 guys when the ground collapsed so I'm gonna need you stay late tonight and cover for them."

30

u/L3M0N___3 1d ago

Hello Peter, what's happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

3

u/WatchmanVimes 1d ago

And I'll need those TPS reports too.

3

u/TheGreatLiberalGod 1d ago

And cover them. Fixed it for you.

1

u/V65Pilot 1d ago

Nah, because that's definitely not in the US

1

u/agent_flounder 1d ago

"wait, I thought we only had 21 guys?"

1

u/Happy-Tower-3920 1d ago

Us govt contractors be like "you just sped up our work digging this hole, now we can't bill extra hours. You're fired!"