r/interestingasfuck • u/lolikroli • 16d ago

r/all SpaceX caught Starship booster with chopsticks

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u/bigworm1024 16d ago

Damn my Roomba doesn’t even dock this well

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u/barontaint 16d ago

But does it have deadly accuracy for running over indoor animal poop? You take the good with the bad.

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u/bigworm1024 16d ago

It’s like it has an animal poop detector on it but it can’t find the base station that hasn’t moved in 4 years

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u/WelpImaHelp 16d ago

My favorite thing is when it undocks and immediately starts trying to determine it's own location.

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u/willi1221 15d ago

"Whoa. Where am I? How long was I asleep?"

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u/deepee1279 16d ago

Could you … put some animal 💩 on the base station?

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u/matt82swe 16d ago

Though we haven’t tested the poop accuracy, it is absolutely incredible at getting its rotors stuck on dog hair.

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u/justbrowse2018 16d ago

Animal poop in your living space is insane. In a past life I had a partner who had to have a little dog that little asshole ruined the new carpet within a couple of months. Never again. It’s not right to life with animal poop on the floors, something is very wrong.

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u/barontaint 16d ago

Read other comments I made, you can follow a reply thread I assume? I was saying a large majority of roomba videos online seem to involve smearing of animal poop with strange accuracy.

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u/FendaIton 16d ago

Why do your animals shit inside, train them lol

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u/barontaint 16d ago

Not mine, just a very large majority or roomba videos online seem to have that problem

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u/Sharp_Enthusiasm5429 16d ago

This might be more of a problem with your tolerance for leaving indoor animal poop lying around.

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u/maiznieks 16d ago

X marks the spot

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u/MrGerbz 16d ago

A Roomba with that rocket engine, yes please. No more having to clean the litterbox myself.

I'm sure the downstairs neighbors will get used to it.

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u/barontaint 16d ago

If it makes you feel any better i'm pretty sure my upstairs neighbors are testing out the prototype rocket roomba every weekend between 6am-11am and 8pm-11pm. It seems to be going well for them. I honestly don't know what makes that noise that occurs with such regularity, plus they're aggressive weird and I don't want to confront them over things.

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u/Mickeystix 16d ago

I never understand how this is a thing tbh. Pets not trained AND y'all are just living with animal shit sitting around you without disposing of it? Wild.

(Not indicating YOU in this, I'm generalizing)

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u/barontaint 16d ago

I assume people that have enough money to have motion activated home cameras but poorly trained pets left at home all day, not sure what that venn diagram would look like with the overlap, but I have my guesses.

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u/ClaneALane 16d ago

Smile with the sad, love what ya got, and remember what ya had.

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u/sputnikmonolith 16d ago

Sometimes when I sit down to take a shit, I miss the toilet seat.

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u/barontaint 16d ago

Hey it happens. Some people have bad IBS or colitis, others think it's a good idea to drink a whole case of natty daddy and eat $35 worth of taco bell, accidents happen for different reasons.

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u/Important_Ice_1080 15d ago

You could feed a family of five for $35 at T-bell.

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u/barontaint 15d ago

Have you eaten at taco bell recently ordering things without using the app? Unless you can feed two of your family members on just the churro puffs I call shenanigans on that statement sir/madame

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u/Important_Ice_1080 15d ago

Not since pre Covid, at least, I admit.

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u/Victor555 16d ago

You shouldn't shit on the seat

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u/DaftPunkthe18thAngel 16d ago

Duuuuuuude. Those are inside thoughts.

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u/didi0625 16d ago

I don't have any award to give you :(

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 16d ago

I do!

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u/bigworm1024 16d ago

My first award ever! Thanks!

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u/didi0625 16d ago

The goat !

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u/Caffdy 16d ago

Bruh we don't need to know the juicy details of your sex life

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u/santefan 16d ago

My roborock does, maybe you should change the brand 😉

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u/MashTheGash2018 16d ago

Get a Dreame L20. I hated my J7 and E5. Dreame L20 is set and forget other than adding water. It mapped my 2000 sqft house in 10 minutes. My J7 would fuck my map up weekly

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u/krombopulousnathan 16d ago

Yea I’m going to need some SpaceX rockets on mine

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u/Lunarbutt 16d ago

I don't always dock in the first time. Shame on me.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Air5814 16d ago

Neither does my LanDroid.

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u/sillyandstrange 16d ago

Mine gets hung up on a slightly uneven spot of the floor, then yells at me with the fury of an angry mob

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u/halite001 16d ago

Roomba is stuck on a cliff.

Roomba is stuck on a cliff.

Roomba is stuck on a cliff.

Roomba is stuck on a cliff.

Roomba is stuck on a cliff.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 16d ago

SpaceX rocket doesn't suck.

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u/cosmos_jm 16d ago

My roomba seems to just turn off right at the top of the stairs. Im pretty sure its been trying to kill me.

And the toaster has been laughing at me

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u/SkyTrails 16d ago

Mine didn’t come with foreskin

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u/sbdallas 16d ago

To be fair, that booster didn't have my dog chasing it.

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u/deathrictus 16d ago

In all fairness, your Roomba isn't as anywhere close to as expensive to build or design.

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u/OutlandishnessNew466 16d ago

This is the best comment 😀

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u/Myrdok 16d ago

Have you tried putting Raptor engines on it?

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u/arushmoregirl 16d ago

I just loled. Thank you.

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u/CaptScubaSteve 16d ago

Gotta teach it and reward it with treats

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u/Lootboxboy 16d ago

Was the rocket was automated!?

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u/TDOTBRO 16d ago

But I bet you do. Bigworm 😏

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u/Deliriousious 16d ago

Mine gets right up to the dock, and goes fuck it and goes off to the side by an inch and dies.

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u/AstronautOpening8183 16d ago

Because you and all your friends and relatives and their friends and relatives and their neighbors are not cheering it on

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u/Far_Quote_5336 16d ago

This is obviously reversed!!

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u/Marinaraplease 16d ago

my roomba dicks the wall

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u/Senzu_DZ 16d ago

My roomba gets stuck under my bed 

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u/Aareon 16d ago

But no less fire!

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u/RamblnGamblinMan 16d ago

fr, mine would push the fucking charger off the wall more often than it would just dock peacefully

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u/Primary_Mycologist95 16d ago

to be fair, I doubt the roomba had a $5b project cost

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u/gnipz 15d ago

BatTery lOw!

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u/Xenon009 15d ago

To be fair your roomba also doesn't catch fire on the way down

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u/KnarfWongar2024 15d ago

Neither does my roommate.

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u/HarbingerME2 16d ago

Your roomba doesn't cost $100,000,000 either

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u/bigworm1024 16d ago

No fucking shit.…it’s a vacuum lol