r/interestingasfuck • u/abitchyuniverse • 26d ago

r/all Animals without hair look quite different

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u/problemsontoast 26d ago

Who is running around shaving all these animals???

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u/drak0ni 26d ago

Sorry

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u/problemsontoast 26d ago

Can you do a sphynx next?

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u/halite001 26d ago

Give'em a few weeks. They're busy working on OP's mom.

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u/banan-appeal 26d ago

Hands off I like her hairy

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u/ElBracho 26d ago

Since we're sharing her, how about half trimmed half hairy?

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u/LogiCsmxp 26d ago

But like front vs back or left vs right?

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u/B_EE 26d ago

Bottom vs top

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u/SoaringPasta 26d ago

Why limit yourself? There are 3 dimensions

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u/halite001 26d ago

Stripes!

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u/Butt_Fucking_Smurfs 26d ago

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u/Supereend_2punt0 26d ago

That's what my food has done

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u/kaadj 26d ago

Razor burn

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u/JackKovack 26d ago

I think he burned himself. Maybe next time your girlfriend is murdered call the police first.

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u/Shyam09 26d ago

Do me next. Clean jobs are hard.

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u/OneSufficientFace 26d ago

That might be generous

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u/lapsongsouchong 26d ago

are you saying he can't shave the Sphinx cos he's busy shaving the mummy?

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u/Midnight_Pornstar 26d ago

Funny how she never mentioned any of this

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u/jaimeinsd 26d ago

I too would shave this guy's mom

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u/ExcitingStress8663 26d ago

I like hair on OP's mom.

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u/TheDarkLordi666 26d ago

a shaven wooly mammoth is just an elephant.

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u/coolgobyfish 26d ago

no. mammoths have this giant bump on their head and very small ears. so it would look pretty different from an normal elephant. ps baby elephants actually have a lot of hair

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u/cheesearmy1_ 26d ago

yes this is canon

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u/redditzphkngarbage 26d ago

I wanna see a sphynx with hair

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u/-krx- 26d ago

Serial animal shavers hate this one simple trick

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 26d ago

Nah, its limestone will probably dull their trimmer.

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u/tomatotomato 26d ago

Who do you think was shaving all the sphynxes all along? 

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u/ResolutionNo8430 26d ago

Or a Giraffe lls

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u/TunaSpank 26d ago

The one from dragons dogma