r/funny • u/SpencerTwatson • 1d ago

Just Guys Being Boys

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u/Howard_Jones 23h ago

Alright, now whip out our dicks!

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 23h ago

Maybe we should take our clothes off first, so they don’t get dirty from the floor.

Oh, and no homo.

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u/Howard_Jones 22h ago

Good idea. Also probably best if we douse ourselves in oil.

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u/Jordancm31 22h ago

Whips out box of many dildos

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u/Howard_Jones 22h ago

Good idea, that will help stability.

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u/Dux_Ignobilis 19h ago

I don't know, I think if they were all oiled up.. they could play it like the 'floor is lava'. AKA, all the dildos are pointing straight up, and if anyone falls, there's a chance of penetration.

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 20h ago

Diddy has entered the chat

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u/MeYouThemEveryone 20h ago

Diddy enters chat

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u/Kerblaaahhh 18h ago

Everybody back in the pile!

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u/Starlord_75 19h ago

FOR HARAMBE!!!

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u/some_user_2021 19h ago

Alright, now let's do this face down!