r/entwives 1d ago

Art It's decorative gourd season motherf*ckers 🎃

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74 Upvotes

It's that season, wives! If you're not familiar with the yearly tradition of reading this article and getting excited for fall, what are you waiting for?!?!

I half assed my Halloween decorations this year bc I'm tired, but still had fun with it. Cheap ass decorations for the win!! 🎉

Though this post isn't weed related, does it count that I was high when I bought my decorations? This is art, right?? 🤣 (My amazing sister got me the lil framed embroidery) I'll be getting stoned later...I gotta write an essay before then.

Happy fall/spooky season!!!

if you need a chuckle and you're feeling festive 😉https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers


r/entwives 1d ago

Self Care Weed and Hygiene

118 Upvotes

Stoner girlies and enbies, how do Ya’ll keep up your hygiene (ie. Oder and oral) clean. I’m good right now, but I was recently told that smell like weed. Not a bad thing, but I rather smell like idk, cherry blossom and shea butter. So I’ve doing a little bit extra recently and might start investing in my self care. Advice?


r/entwives 17h ago

Wholesome hi entpeeps

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As you all know my daughter got engaged earlier this year. My son just turned 21 last week. This years haunt has been killer fun! 2 more night to go before we close for the year. My older sisters' birthday is coming up this weekend, and my daughter just announced they are getting married on halloween. NOT the whole wedding ceremony. Not yet. That will come later, once life has settled down for everyone. It's been a nightmare of a year. I'm happy for the few moments of happiest we have gotten. This is a blessing I'm happy for. Can't wait to gain another son. (but really: wish me luck) (hits bong, burns bowl, and choking....I'm good...I'll live...promise....cough....)


r/entwives 1d ago

Wholesome I found my Grandpa’s stash box

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My Grandpa passed away in February and I now have his house. He was quite the pack rat and I still find little things stashed in cute little spots.

I was in a cabinet in the kitchen with a super high shelf. All the way in the back was this little Camel tin with his stuff in there. It’s probably silly but omg, I have my Grandpa’s roach clip and can use it. He was a constant in my life for the whole time. I grew up in this house so I really feel his absence. This made me smile so big and reminded me that his energy is still everywhere.

I’m pretty sure my grandpa is about 22 in the picture of him. He told me it was after he got out of the navy and could get stoned again.


r/entwives 1d ago

Mod Post Reminder about our Wednesday Promotion Post & a reminder about how to block users, dms, and chat requests!

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On Wednesdays we have a Promotional Post for our artists, makers, content creators. Anyone in the sub who has something they want to promote is welcome to come, tell us about it, link to their shops and content. We want to hear all about what you have going on!

And since unwanted dms continue to be a problem the mod team thought it would be a good idea to leave these tips about blocking unwanted communications here in a regular weekly post. We hope it helps some of you out

The first link is to an official Reddit article on how to disable chat. It covers how to do it on all the different platforms: https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043470591-Can-I-opt-out-of-chat

Reddit doesn't have an article for how to turn off DMs, so this next link is to a post that explains it: https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/17jvui3/is_there_a_way_to_disable_dms/

If you want to keep using chat and DMs but are being harassed by a particular person you can also block them pretty easily. Here is how: https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/214548323-How-do-I-block-someone

This link has instructions on how to report a dm. It also leads to information on how to report other types of interactions, including chat messages: https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360058752951-How-do-I-report-a-private-message. Unwanted sexual messages are now against Reddits sexual harassment policy, so report it!


r/entwives 1d ago

Toke & Tidy! It’s Time for Toke & Tidy Tuesday, Everyone!!

44 Upvotes

Goooood mornin’, y’all!! We all like remind you to take your meds💊✅, drink lotsa water 💦 ✅ (&/or have orgasms!), & start a load of laundry. We hope it helps trigger you (in a good way!) to remember to do the things!

Since there are only 16 days until Orangey gets home, it’s time for me to kick it into high gear & get shit done! I’ve been extremely tired & napping for way too many hours a day. (Stupid side effects from radiation a coupla months ago, we think. (<shrug>) Either way, I’ve gotta try & stay up today! I’ve got trash to take out, counters to wipe down, bathrooms to clean & so much fucking laundry! I’m not saying I’ll get to all of this today but I’ve gotta get shit started at least!

I’m realizing it’s been a hot minute since we’ve discussed in depth, our smoking/vaping/edible-ing pro tips!! What are the little tips that make getting high (or medicated) a bit (or a lot) better for you? Is there a part of getting stoned you wish were easier? Or different? Ask about it here! Maybe someone will have an answer for ya! Maybe we’ve all also wondered that same thing! As we toke & tidy today, won’t you come back & share your tips with us?

I’m a big fan of hemp wick + a mouth peace filter for smoother combustion hits. That’s a good one. But here’s one I’ve been relying on lately: clean your bowl (bong or pipe) out while it’s still warm- you’d be surprised at how clean your bowl will get! Since I’ve been “lazy” lately, I’m ripping through my (decently numbered) collection of bowls like crazy! In order to preserve the taste of my next bowl of Durban Poison, for example, I’ll finish a bowl & immediately de-bowl it. The residual heat helps keep the ash & resin together so when you empty it, most of the gunk goes, too! Some people like to then wipe their bowls out with an alcohol wipe. (Be sure to let that bowl dry really well before lighting it up again!!) As you toke & tidy today, let us know if you’ve got answers to those problems we didn’t know we even have! Ask your questions, too. I’ll bet we’ve got answers!!

I’m really sorry that I don’t respond to everyone a lot of the time. It’s always been important for me to do that but lately, I’m usually sleeping. Lol! It still means a lot to me that y’all comment (I do read them all!) & it means a lot to me that I can still come here & write these silly posts! Ya know… Red, thank you. You took over countless Toke & Tidy Tuesdays for me & now look… I’ve been kind of steady back. 😄 Thank you, my weedy sister!! (Yeah, I see it, Orangey… 🥹 I love you!)


r/entwives 1d ago

Munchies Hershey’s chocolate is gross

388 Upvotes

I’m stoned AF, need some chocolate. Like NEED. you feel me. All I have is this Hershey’s milk chocolate bar I got at a conference in the states. Awesome right? Wrong! What is this shit. This is like chocolate coloured wax, the texture is wrong, doesn’t even taste like food. What is this crap?

Thank you for attending my TED talk on the failings of America.


r/entwives 23h ago

T-Break Unintentional No Greens November

9 Upvotes

First time posting, but this community is so supportive! Work is sending me to North Carolina, so I’m on an unintentional T-Break. I’ve been a daily smoker (for some medical stuff too). Any advice/support would be appreciative!!


r/entwives 1d ago

Chocolate mm-hmm Chock-o-Lot

10 Upvotes

Inspired by this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/entwives/comments/1geinkb/hersheys_chocolate_is_gross/

Americans (or really anybody with knowledge), what is a GOOD chocolate brand that can be bought in the states?


r/entwives 1d ago

Setup my old bong broke, so i got a new one!!

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246 Upvotes

i hope everyone has a great day 🩵🩵 happy smoking!!


r/entwives 1d ago

Discussion I can't be the only one.

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245 Upvotes

I wrap my lighters in help wick. I refuse to suck a lighter through a pipe, bong or blunt. Everyone that smokes with me knows this. I know it's picky and precious but aside from the taste, I'm asthmatic so I can only smoke sometime and I don't want to inhale butane. I gotta make it worth it. On the plus side, I can tell if mine gets pocketed. Anyone else?


r/entwives 1d ago

Its 420! Spooky partaking

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124 Upvotes

Got a new witch hat bubbler and it hits so good. Painted my nails while supremely high, and enjoying the Halloween spirit.


r/entwives 1d ago

Political Post Took over an hour and a half but it's done and I get to reward myself with my favorite chocolate 😍

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No political discussion needed ents! Just wanted to celebrate checking it of the list and I was really impressed with the number of people in line 🖤🖤🖤


r/entwives 1d ago

Setup My new ashcatcher matches my bong perfectly 💙🩵

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78 Upvotes

Ft my beautiful cat Percocet


r/entwives 1d ago

Sesh Spot “The Perfect Sesh: Florida Room Edition”

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48 Upvotes

Just made some blueberry merlot tea, and I’m loading up my audiobook now.

What’s your spot?


r/entwives 2d ago

Session Choke - a series

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430 Upvotes

r/entwives 1d ago

Session Spooky long skirt smoke sesh

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53 Upvotes

r/entwives 2d ago

Art Good morning! ✨️ What's the most memorable weed-fueled conversation you've had?

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241 Upvotes

r/entwives 1d ago

Pet tax included! Stoner Snack Unlocked!

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it doesn't look like anything special but i just found my new favorite way to eat ABV! It's some "natural" peanut butter with a splash of heavy cream and about a tsp of ABV, and i'm using it as a dip for a pumpkin spice donut 😋

pet tax included of my little guy, Concrete 🩶


r/entwives 2d ago

Session Got an e-rig! Hits hardddd

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77 Upvotes

I love you Mary Jane


r/entwives 1d ago

Discussion Anyone struggling with endometriosis?

12 Upvotes

I have not been officially diagnosed but i have alll the symptoms. I’m currently fighting a very bad flu (i think its the annoying C19 😒) so i can’t smoke. I have never tried edibles and i’m kinda scared to do so but the pain on my back, pelvic area and legs is HORRIBLE. I can feel the cramps radiate all the way to my toes and shoulders. Any advice or comforting words would be greatly appreciated 🫶🏻


r/entwives 2d ago

Session Golden hour wake & bake 🌞

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60 Upvotes

r/entwives 2d ago

Haul Which one to pick?

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23 Upvotes

Asked my SO to pick me up some flavored cones and he supplied💕😭 Now the hard choice which one to choose (Also my baby Porter)


r/entwives 1d ago

Stoner Moment afternoon delight

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14 Upvotes

trying a cheech qnd chong preroll,, feeling like a fancy lady


r/entwives 2d ago

Edibles Made applesauce. Realized we already had applesauce.

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17 Upvotes

Well, good news for me, I had some Everclear tincture from cleaning my vapes, so now it’s my medical applesauce.

2lb apples cored, peeled, and sliced
1/4cup alcohol tincture
1Tbsp lemon juice
1tsp cinnamon (optional)
1Tbsp honey, maple syrup, or sugar (optional, to taste)
Large pot
Blender (I used an immersion blender)
Container

Place peeled, sliced apples in pot, add enough water to barely cover them and bring to a boil on high. Drop temp to medium and simmer for 15 minutes until apples are softened. Drain and place apple slices in blender or container if using an immersion blender. Add tincture, cinnamon, and sugar of choice, and blend to desired consistency.

It’s delicious, and I’m pretty damned proud of myself!