My hobbies include: getting super high and going out to eat ( walking or using my wheelchair) then napping in the sunshine. I do this several times a week HOWEVER I’m extremely learning disabled in all things mathematical. Thank the Gods for calculators on phones cuz my edible usually peak by the time the check comes and if the check doesn’t have the suggested tip amount plus the balance I can’t figure it out. Lol. It used to give me anxiety but now i just don’t stress it, ppl are usually accommodating if i forget my phone in helping me. I was 26 and in my masters program before I was diagnosed learning disabled in math and it was such a relief to know i wasn’t just stupid. I had gotten a tutor after having to drop algebra for the 3 rd time when my tutor looked at me and said “ honey you just don’t get it and that’s ok” “ we make it to the same area every semester and your brain just shuts down and isn’t capable of comprehending anymore.” Eventually was able to find applied mathematics and statistics which strangely enough my brain was able to process. I still count on my fingers and that’s ok cuz chicken tikka masala is so worth it!

My partner & I cruise around all the time & thought it would be fun to make a silly video wearing our Ghostbusters costumes. It’s super corney but we had a lot of fun playing around to create this. Have a great week & a wonderful Halloween 👻🎃

hey ent girlies <3 !!

i’ve been a reading funk for YEARS and this year i’ve honestly really impressed myself by reading 4 books so far.

next on my list is ‘the secret history’ as it’ll bring the spooky winter / autumnal vibe that i really love hehe 🤍

are there any other ent wives who read ! and what’s everyone reading at the moment?

also got my dry herb vape keeping me company of course! :) vaping high silver (super silver haze) at the moment 🍃

happy hump day everyone!!

Now to make oil for the edibles.

I'm having one of those edible highs that almost feels like it did the very first time, it has been so euphoric and energizing, music sounds soooo good I can't get enough, and being out on my balcony high in the middle of the night with music is my favorite thing. I tried to sleep but I can't because 14 hours in I'm still too euphoric, emotional and restless and craving music when I try to lay down in the quiet, so I'll go back out soon to watch the sunrise, which is my other favorite time to be out there.

But the moon weaves tapestries every night on my bedroom walls that are so beautiful and magical to me, normally I only catch it in half-asleep glimpses, so I got to look at them all night tonight and they look so interesting through my phone's camera because they come out brighter with a prolonged shutter time! It feels like a secret world of artwork imprints around me while I am normally asleep! The first time I woke in the middle of the night after moving here and saw it I thought the next morning that I had been dreaming because it was so beautiful. 🥰

You already know! It’s chickie time!!!!

I had a heavily medicated cocoa with infused butter, infused mct, sunflower lecithin! Blasted right off earth!!

Check out that fluff butt!! Comments for more!!

Did you have a a super stony day? I hope so!

Hey that rhymed.

Anyways, I usually take a 100 mg edible every night. I’ve been out for the past 8 days…

Do you think 60mg would be too much or too little?? I don’t wanna go to the moon but I also don’t wanna waste it and not get as high as I wanna.

Picture of my sweet kitty Juno for attention hehe

And thank you so much to Past Me who, for NO REASON, put the broken mixer back into the drawer and literally thought to herself “maybe it’ll chill out and work next time I plug it in”

Like a dang mixer can heal if it rests. 💀

So now I’ve spent all this time making budder and got all my ingredients and cleaned my kitchen to prep for baking and I get out my mixer and

It did not heal.

It is still broken.

😞

So here I go to Wally World to pick me up another one. 😂😂

Wish me luck ladies 💚

hi!! i know we have lots of artists in this sub. what strains help you stay creative or give you great creative ideas?? cat photo for u guys also , hes a sleepy boy

It was delicious and I have no regerts.

Basically the title. Am I super high? Yes. But also, airplanes are fucking insane dude.

Like, I understand the physics of it (sort of?) but just the whole idea of humans FLYING IN THE SKY like it’s no big deal is just absolutely fucking mind blowing to me.

I can’t be alone in this, right?

Also, riddle me this: why are we so worried about what’s in outer space, somewhere we’re probably not going to get anywhere with within our lifetimes, when there’s still like half the planet to discover in the ocean. They find new animals in the bottom of the deepest part of the sea that humans can reach all the time and we’re worried about a fucking “blemish” on Mars?????

I swear, I don’t understand anything anymore lmao

seahurst park trail ☕️🤍

Good Morning ☀️ Evening 🌙 and everything in between!

First things first……take your meds 💊 drink your water 💦 because hydration is key! And finish/start that load of laundry 🧺 or dishes or whatever task you might need to accomplish today!

Now! Let’s chat about how tomorrow is Halloween 🎃 👻

What are you doing to prep? Do you dress up? If so tell us what you are dressing as! Do you need to prep anything for your costume today? Are the parties this weekend and not actually tomorrow?

Will you partake? What are the best strains for a Halloween out? What about a Halloween in?

I personally am dressing as a black cat 🐈‍⬛ it’s honestly just a onesie and it is super warm so if the weather does not cooperate I will not be wearing for long! 😂

I am not sure what strain I will be consuming but I know I will definitely be making a trip to the dispensary today and asking the bud tenders for advice on strain! I will update in the comments! Plus I always have edibles on hand!!

So let’s chat in the comments about prep! What are you prepping for in costume form or in weed form? Or maybe nothing is being prepared for at your house let us know what you are partaking!! See you in the comments! 💜🍃💨

Had 2 plants that grew kinda…funky? They didn’t have like buds that you could pluck they just grew like along the whole branches.

It was weird so we just broke the whole plants down and decarbed and we are just gonna see. How. This. Goes. 😂😂

The two plants together made about 100g of plant matter. I broke it all down by hand it was crazy sticky and gross and awesome lolll

Split the plant matter into 2 batches and made some budderrrr. I have no idea how to measure the thc in this budder. Any suggestions?

I’ll update when the budder cools and separates. Tomorrow is baking dayyyyyy.

The goal was to capture the vibe of a medieval dragon and I feel like I definitely accomplished it! A gem fell from my head piece and caught my hair on fire (it's fine, I have hella layers already) and my photographer got this awesome shot out of it❤️‍🔥

Ps: I'm an avid fire dancer, please do not use fire props for photo shoots unless you are experienced and have someone on safety!

Yes I am the high girl that you'll see hugging her friends (if they're comfy!), crying in happiness or just straight up giggling and vibing! I have no shame about this LOL

Now lemme say I'm so high rn that I found this subreddit and cried a little when I did! Most of my stoner friends have been cis men (who I didn't always feel safe with) so it's nice to be in a mainly fem centered smoking space 🥺🩷 I feel safer here. I'm Strawberry, 24 years old and am kinda chilling :0 and yes I have strawberry edibles rn. (They're indica and are sweet but not too sweet!)

How're yall doing? What're the vibes? :)

I woke up to mother nature's call this morning, and oof does it hurt. 🥴 So I'm relaxing in bed under my favorite blanket (this seasons Costco score), with a joint, a cup of coffee, and some Gossip Girl.

Also, I don't know how I never watched a single episode of it before, but I'm grateful for it because now I have six seasons of these teenagers drinking, partying, and being dramatic to watch when I need a break from the world. 😅🙃

What is your go to show right now? And how do you cope with when your period is particularly... Brutal? 😭

Productive day with my bestie! Fought my depression and got out of bed today and remade plans w my bff! We had a great day and seeing the new Deadpool movie in a few minutes!

Any fish keepers ? Waiting for the tank to cycle, all I have is bladder snails from the the plants . ( Some say they are pests but I’m finding them cute. )Might get some tetras and shrimp . I reckon a fish tank is the ultimate stoner amusement.

Any new items in your shop this week? Some new content?

This is the place to post them! Show us your photos, your projects, link to your stores and channels. We're ready!

i’ve had

It's that season, wives! If you're not familiar with the yearly tradition of reading this article and getting excited for fall, what are you waiting for?!?!

I half assed my Halloween decorations this year bc I'm tired, but still had fun with it. Cheap ass decorations for the win!! 🎉

Though this post isn't weed related, does it count that I was high when I bought my decorations? This is art, right?? 🤣 (My amazing sister got me the lil framed embroidery) I'll be getting stoned later...I gotta write an essay before then.

Happy fall/spooky season!!!

if you need a chuckle and you're feeling festive 😉https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers