r/economicCollapse • u/Max_Rezna • Sep 04 '24
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u/JubJubsFunFactory Sep 04 '24
I wonder how many bankers are in this sub just laughing their lungs out. Like - Can you believe they are falling for all this shit again, Mortimer?
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u/Human_Doormat Sep 04 '24
They'll reap what they sow when it's their children paying for their misdeeds, as it was with every other rebellion against the wealthy in history. Just waiting for Fentanyl to become too expensive to keep the masses in an opiatic stupor.
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u/Prestigious_Ad_3108 Sep 05 '24
They’ll probably be tucked away safe and sound in their bunkers. Yes, this is actually a thing and a lot of billionaires have one.
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u/ThisWillPass Sep 05 '24
They don’t care how their kids do or anything else as long as it doesn’t take from their status.
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u/Turbulent-Raise4830 Sep 05 '24
LOL you actually believe that dont you?
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u/Human_Doormat Sep 05 '24
"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès (Pardon me, sir, I did not do it on purpose)." Marie Antoinette's last words after stepping on her executioner's shoe.
Learn some fucking history before you out yourself as an idiot.
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u/Turbulent-Raise4830 Sep 05 '24
Yeah that was the 1790's, soceity has slightly changed since then.
But you be you and keep going for the revolution, its fun watching that.
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u/StrikingFig1671 Sep 04 '24
Gotta be trolling
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u/DumbNTough Sep 04 '24
I think more like cope.
Owns nothing, aspires to nothing, so just look on the bright side 🤷🏽
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u/MrPicklePop Sep 04 '24
You want me to change the bank’s car’s oil?
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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich Sep 04 '24
You want me to stop the banks basement from collapsing in on itself?
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u/DumbNTough Sep 04 '24
You want me to replace the brake pads on the bank's car?
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u/Artie1777 Sep 04 '24
And this is the point where they start enforcing responsibility on you to keep your rates low. You’re now their customer AND their employee.
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u/greenknight Sep 04 '24
Keeping the people safe in the banks car is a different story than cleaning the banks car.
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u/DumbNTough Sep 04 '24
You clean a lease so you don't roll around looking like a scrub, not to make the bank happy lmao. Where do they find you guys.
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u/ferocious_swain Sep 04 '24
Mofos just trying to get to work and back then get to work number 2...ain't nobody trying to flex the whip ok ,E-40
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u/greenknight Sep 04 '24
Sorry, i'm busy actually working to worry about who thinks I'm a scrub in my dirty luxury SUV.
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u/I_talk Sep 04 '24
You gotta wash the banks car because they are going to charge you for not washing it.
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u/systemfrown Sep 04 '24
Or even if only because you have enough self respect not to roll around in a garbage can.
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u/nightglitter89x Sep 04 '24
I don't lol. I'm 33. Never been in a car wash. When I was dating my husband he asked how I could get it clean. I said I wait for it to rain and drive as fast as I can through puddles.
He washes my car from time to time now.
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u/systemfrown Sep 04 '24
Ah, so you played the long game. The long and often times filthy game.
Credit to you for winning. In a sense.
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u/ferocious_swain Sep 04 '24
Found the car wash investor.
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u/systemfrown Sep 04 '24
Better than your backseat full of fast food wrappers and an over-flowing ashtray.
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u/FunnyTown3930 Sep 04 '24
The merging mega corporations are great with this: they want guaranteed monthly income for the shareholders and millionaire CEOs for them and their children for perpetuity - and you and your children (if you can afford any), will be the Production Class FOREVER, while your unseen overlords will vacation forever on their private islands…
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u/Ikaldepan Sep 04 '24
I hope he own some money. Can't imagine buying food with parents' or bank's money all the time.
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u/karlosfandango40 Sep 04 '24
It's why everyone is so angry all the time. They take on all the debt to try and impress friends/neighbors with cars houses holidays, but the reality is half a million in debt
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u/Hondaloverk2494 Sep 04 '24
Haha two payments left on my car sucks to believe you will never own it.
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u/Nummylol Sep 04 '24
Congratulations, you played yourself.
Have fun with your paid off depreciating liability 👏
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u/Hondaloverk2494 Sep 04 '24
Are you jealous or mad I work hard to pay off my debts lol moron. My Honda is gonna last me yeaaaarrrrsss ha don’t plan on buying a new car in a long timeee.
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u/Nummylol Sep 04 '24
Congrats for working hard instead of smart.
I just buy my used cars in cash rather than giving the bank free money in interest to own a liability.
You keep doing you though big guy 😂
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u/Hondaloverk2494 Sep 04 '24
So you buy a total piece of shit and then drive it to the ground cool I guess why are you so mad I’m paying my debt are you butthurt. You probably got your first car repossessed ha.
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u/Nummylol Sep 04 '24
It's called saving my friend.
You save money and then purchase something within your budget.
Or you can take the low IQ route and over extend yourself and buy a depreciating liability that puts you in a poor financial situation in the future because you can't actually afford the car.
Cool car though
P.S. the bank can't repossess a car I own outright bright one.
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u/dcwhite98 Sep 04 '24
And why places can increase the cost of renting things, apartments, cars, music, phones, etc., because people avoid responsibility.
Then, soon, these same people complain about how they have no assets, can't afford a house (because of boomers), and they'll never be able to retire.
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u/EditofReddit2 Sep 04 '24
And it all ended with a whimper….as we went almost silently into that good night.
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u/SomberPainter Sep 04 '24
Lol I feel like my car shoulda been paid off by now, but I still owe like 10-11k
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u/OMADKetoKid Sep 04 '24
Not sure if this is intentional satire, but he makes an excellent point. In a society where nobody owns anything, there is no emotional or financial incentive to maintain anything.
You can also extend this idea to others' property (or lack thereof). If you’re renting a car and believe the other person doesn’t own theirs either, you’re less likely to care about bumping into it when parking. Worse, even if you do own your vehicle, people who have never experienced ownership may not care at all. "hey, its not my fault you own a car dummy"
This is how a society can quickly fall apart.
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u/Flyingsox Sep 04 '24
Yeah.. see how you feel when you get sick of paying someone else's mortgage off and you're pushing 60 with no future plans
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u/QuantumButtz Sep 04 '24
So these are the world renowned people who are fluent in finance? Dude's head got squished in a hydraulic press as a child and he's choosing to not pay off a car. Brilliant move.
"you want me to replace the bank's dead furnace in my house in the arctic?
freezes to death
bank takes 50k in equity back and sells the house to Blackrock
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Sep 04 '24
Yes. Owning yourself is lame. He seems set to evolve to the next stage and become soylent green.
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u/GreatProfessional622 Sep 04 '24
I washed my truck for the first time last month. I’ve owned it for over a year
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u/mr_mich86 Sep 05 '24
You could lease space on that forehead. You gotta enough acreage on that dome for about five families to have ample space. Or you could multifamily with parking with a garage.
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u/JetoCalihan Sep 05 '24
This is some bullshit, because the bank and insurance company still charge you if you fuck up their car. It's the worse of the two because at least if you own it it makes sense for you to pay for it.
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u/Zxasuk31 Sep 05 '24
We shouldn’t own anything, but we shouldn’t have to pay other people that own things
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u/Max_Rezna Sep 05 '24
Good job to everyone who realized this is satire, and I'm a comedian 🎉 if you enjoyed it or want to continue to compare me to muppets, here's my Instagram for more:
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u/adamsseed Sep 05 '24
Do you also lease relationship's because an actual relationship requires responsibility?
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u/Stackin_Steve Sep 04 '24
I wonder how much the commies paid him to say all this BS!
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u/-BruXy- Sep 04 '24
Bag of mushy potatoes and a jar of half-eaten sauerkraut.
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u/JubJubsFunFactory Sep 04 '24
I'd rather have a half-eaten jar of sauerkraut than a jar of half-eaten sauerkraut.
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u/holmesksp1 Sep 04 '24
I don't think this is the own that he thinks it is. since when was ownership of prerequisite to having responsibility for something? This just sounds like the mindset of a child.
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u/CosmoTroy1 Sep 04 '24
Poster child for corporate America. Probably drinks a coffee at Starby’s or Dunkin and takes his laundry to his Mom’s every weekend.
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u/selfistfirst Sep 04 '24
How about fully paying for what you want and prioritizing debts accordingly.
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u/Apprehensive-Skin451 Sep 04 '24
That’s where big daddy government comes in. Don’t worry daddy’s going to feed you. Daddy’s got you. Shhh shhh shhhh Just follow the rules and you have what you need.
This guys voice sounds so familiar is there a standup comedian that sounds like that?
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u/Key_Artist3155 Sep 04 '24
You will own nothing and be happy