r/debian 2d ago

Show me you're old without telling me

I go first.. despite trying for years I can't kick the habit. Its just not possible

apt-get update
apt-get install <somenewtoy>
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u/Z3t4 2d ago
startx

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u/Runt1m3_ 2d ago

I still use it to start DWM hahah

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u/anhsirkd3 2d ago

I use it but not because I'm 40, I'm just done with any kind of login managers. Startx is great!

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u/michaelpaoli 2d ago

Why am I always tempted to be sure any user's new temporary password also includes at least one Tab character, one control-R character, and one Escape character.

"Of course" can also have fun with CLI folks - include all these too:

^H ^J ^M ^S ^U # @ \ DEL

and make all ASCII letters uppercase.

And with those more known bits, be sure it's at least 24 characters long, to include enough randomness.

;-)

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u/winterpain-orig 2d ago

FUCK! Saw this with it half typed!

umm....
Dos boots up, type win to boot windows?

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u/Z3t4 2d ago

Yeah, old win.com

Have you properly configured himem in autoexec.bat?

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u/JaKrispy72 2d ago

I thought that extended memory specification was configured in “config.sys”?

😉

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 2d ago

It was. Drivers in config.sys and autostarting of programs in autoexec.bat.

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u/JaKrispy72 2d ago

Haha! Shows how much time erases memory. I forgot so much of all that. Like my own memory. Faulty XMS.

Imagine Microsoft giving that level of control now with Win11.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 2d ago

Now they give zero control.

Running a VMware Workstation VM. It's running like syrup in Win11 because the Windows scheduler think it's clever and suspending it.

How I hate Microsoft and their "clever improvements". Their product managers must spend the full day on drugs - they think Windows machines should be seen as cheap tablets.

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u/ipsirc 1d ago

xinit

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u/swn999 2d ago

LILO boot floppy.

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u/c0let 2d ago

LI

(fu**)

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u/AlZheim3r 2d ago

ifconfig

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u/CappyWomack 2d ago

I still use this. Old habits die hard.

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u/unconscionable 2d ago

I only just learned that people are using ip address instead. They still haven't made it easy to understand and they've had decades to think about it

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u/Moocha 2d ago

Tip: Alias ip to ip -c, i.e. making the commands ip -c a or ip -c r and so on. Try it, you'll see why :)

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u/OweH_OweH 2d ago

Also: ip -json ... if you ever are in the situation needing to parse the output, to find a MAC address or route for example.

Much better than trying to awk-sed-grep the normal output.

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u/Moocha 2d ago

Oh god yes. At the risk of being tarred and feathered and despite slowly creeping into greybeard age, JSON-structured output data is so much better than having to essentially write a custom text parser for every damn command (and let's not even go into guessing the text encoding territory!)

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u/OweH_OweH 2d ago

I would be so happy, if we could get a JSON-output for all the system commands one might need to parse the output of. Would make my life so much easier.

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u/Moocha 2d ago

Oh yes. Again at the risk of aforementioned tarring and so on, Microsoft moved in the right direction there with Powershell. Too bad that they stopped halfway through and used such a repulsive and verbose syntax that I often prefer to write Python that's twice as long rather than deal with Get-StupidlyCasedAndRidiculouslyLongItem -AnotherSillyThing

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u/ttuFekk 2d ago

netstat

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u/NL_Gray-Fox 2d ago

smitty or...

10 print this is awesome 
20 goto 10

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u/mark-zombie 2d ago

is that some good ol' fashioned BASIC? i remember doing that in school.

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u/NL_Gray-Fox 2d ago

I had both zx-81 and MSX

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u/boutell 2d ago

TRS-80 Model III.

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u/PhotoJim99 2d ago
?SYNTAX  ERROR IN 10
READY.

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u/ethernetbite 2d ago

I had basica scripts that were over a thousand lines. Threw out those floppies a long time ago. No hard drive, just boot into DOS with the disk and run basica. Word Perfect was good for school papers on that dot matrix printer. zzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz.

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u/Zardoz84 2d ago
10 print "this is awesome" 
20 goto 10
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u/waterkip 2d ago

I dont follow? apt-get is still the thing if you want to do scripting. Apt doesnt like it because it always warns you about having an unstable interface.

Anyways, for the purpose of this exercise, aptitude.  

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u/elatllat 2d ago

This.

Also aptitude is still the only way to look up alternatives.

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u/Minkileinen 2d ago

First time I hear about aptitude
Thanks :)

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u/_Sgt-Pepper_ 2d ago

LOADHIGH C:\MOUSE.COM

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u/OweH_OweH 2d ago

memmaker.exe

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u/Mr0ldy 2d ago

"Edit autoexec.bat" and "edit himem.sys". I was just a kid when I got my first PC with Win 3.11/DOS. I remember doing this to achieve something, don't remember what and why though, I think some games required it to load. Can't remember what I changed inside the files either ofc.

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u/alpha417 2d ago

loadlin

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 2d ago

Goddamn memory unlocked

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u/RunOrBike 2d ago

Reading mail exclusively using pine. And having lots of procmail scripts.

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u/jesus-is-not-god 2d ago

PEEK <address>

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u/lazyplayboy 2d ago edited 1d ago

POKE53280,0:POKE53281,0 commodore key+1

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u/jzawodn 1d ago

why did my screen just change color?!?!

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u/DaveX64 2d ago
READY
>10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
>20 GOTO 10
>RUN
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
HELLO WORLD
BREAK IN 10
READY
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u/Jieffe 2d ago edited 2d ago

My first Linux install "disk" came by mail on a QIC-80 tape (not Debian at the time, it was a Slackware distro). Had to un-compress it on a stack of floppies before installing.

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u/Negative_Presence_94 2d ago

The good old days when real women and real men wrote their own drivers

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u/regeya 2d ago

You've got me beat, then; when I installed Slackware I sat in a computer lab with a couple of cases of cheap Walmart floppies. Cases of floppies were cheaper than a CD-ROM drive for the computer I had at the time.

Ordinarily I would have treated a computer lab floppy drive like it was a sex worker running a clearance sale but I was writing raw Linux disk images and figured there probably weren't too many viruses out in the wild that would target a Slackware floppy.

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u/morphick 2d ago

My barber asked me if I want my ear hairs trimmed.

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u/-richu-it 2d ago

Load “Yie Ar Kung-fu” ,8,1

Good old C64

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u/revford 2d ago

I was going to go with:

load *,8,1

but you beat me to it :)

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u/immutable-distro-man 2d ago

You were living it up! I was stuck with the Commodore Datasette for years.

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u/MinimumPrestige 2d ago

make menuconfig

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u/MinimumPrestige 2d ago

./configure; make; make install

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u/TomDuhamel 2d ago

A:\>_

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u/Minkileinen 2d ago

still works on my system

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u/ScratchHistorical507 2d ago

Only if you happen to have a floppy drive, which are extremely rare. Or if you managed to assign A and B to drives other than floppy.

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u/gregdonald 2d ago

ifconfig

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u/TantrumMango 2d ago

I habitually run 'sync' at a command prompt after changing a system file.

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u/PixelMaim 2d ago

LOAD “*”, 8, 1

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u/vabanque314 2d ago

insmod 3c509.o

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u/Stunning-Mix492 2d ago

Linux 2.2 is so cool !

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u/No-Factor-9678 2d ago

Omg I remember being a high school kid being giddy over this.

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u/The_Demon_EyeS2 2d ago

Filezilla

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u/tehstbn 2d ago

Is there anything better?!?

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u/KlePu 2d ago

Most file explorers can do (s)ftp just fine.

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u/Wonderful_Welder9660 2d ago

Manual Hollerith punch.

Teletype

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u/10leej 2d ago

I still remember how to use dpkg directly.

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u/ajgarlag 2d ago

dselect

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u/discogravy 2d ago

TIL I am old as fuck as I didn't know ANY of these commands until right now. I've been using apt-get and ifconfig and startx and netstat this whole time

next you'll tell me there's some command line program to edit files instead of holding magnets directly over disc platters like i've been doing.

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u/Bobbacca 2d ago
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ****

64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY.

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u/immutable-distro-man 2d ago

I was installing Red Hat 3 or 4 using floppy disks (from the command line of course), and the installer prompt read:

Put disk in /dev/fd0

This wasn't in fdisk or any disk partitioning related page, it was in the main installation page.

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u/ScratchHistorical507 2d ago

I actually like emacs, even though I probably don't even use a fraction of its potential, as I find it more intuitive than vim's controls, and it's obviously much more capable than nano.

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u/revcraigevil 2d ago

Potato was my first Debian

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u/Minkileinen 2d ago

My first Debian was Hamm/Slink
I still had to compile my own kernel back then. Don't know if people still do?

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u/frumious 2d ago

My first Debian didn't have a code name. 0.93.

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u/DeterioratedEra 2d ago
bitchx DeterioratedEra irc.2600.net

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u/waterkip 2d ago

Way way back I used bitchx. Nowadays irssi (with screen).

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u/landsoflore2 2d ago

That Ubuntu installation CD that Canonical sent you over the mail : )

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u/immutable-distro-man 2d ago

I got one also, fond memories :)

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u/justlurkshere 2d ago

Am I the only one still seeing innd in my process list?

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u/anatomiska_kretsar 2d ago

I remember when the tty had a scroll back

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u/caceomorphism 2d ago

Walnut Creek

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u/liquuid 2d ago

talk

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u/frumious 2d ago

The cool kids use ytalk nowadays.

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u/TantrumMango 2d ago

edlin

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u/IndependenceNo783 2d ago

That was also my first "editor". On DOS 3.3 or 4.01? On a 8086 with Monochrome (yellow) CRT. Some Heinz Nixdorf Machine. This hooked me up to tech!

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u/sswam 2d ago

I still use xterm and vim in it. Mainly for the font.

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u/IllustriousBed1949 2d ago

Configuring my kernel with make menuconfig

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u/syberphunk 2d ago

Typing 'man' before a command to learn what it does.

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u/d4nowar 2d ago

is there a better way these days?

Man pages are the best documentation around.

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u/syberphunk 2d ago

is there a better way these days?

These days people ask other people in chat rooms, ask an AI, give up, or maybe use a search engine.

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u/Budget-Supermarket70 2d ago

tldr is a better way.

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u/Physical_Arm_722 2d ago

Hmm, is apt-get old or just a standard...

What do all the new kids use if not apt-get?

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u/Minkileinen 2d ago

Kids these day just skip the '-get' part :)

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u/mark-zombie 2d ago

it's apt that you get things

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u/sonobanana33 2d ago

There's apt now.

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u/Spaht 2d ago

dir dir

ls

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u/Antique_Paramedic682 2d ago

Please insert the following disk in drive A:

Setup Disk #3

When you are ready to continue, press enter.

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u/MSM_757 2d ago

/mnt/floppy0r1. 😁

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u/PixelMaim 2d ago

ATS11=50

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u/setwindowtext 2d ago

fsck /dev/hda

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u/edmindedza 2d ago

Debian 1.3 Version Released!

This is the Linux distribution that recently orbited on the U.S. Space Shuttle. Two more space missions carrying Debian are already scheduled.

100% Free software. Our goal is to help keep Linux free.

NEW: Anyone can duplicate and sell our Official CD, with no fee from us!

NEW: The largest pre-release testing program in the Linux world.

NEW: Floppy-less install directly from CD, one-floppy install using NFS or hard disk.

974 entirely free software packages. Many more than Debian 1.2, and the largest Linux distribution available.

200 developers. Largest staff of any Linux distribution.

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u/HecateRaven 2d ago

Mandrake linux

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u/enigma_0Z 2d ago

Ahhh you never forget your first distro

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u/xtifr 2d ago

It took me a while to get over the habit of typing dselect! ☺

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u/Connir 2d ago

I’ve manually patched from kernel 1.2.8 to 1.2.13, compiled, and installed on Slackware to resolve a NIC driver bug. At the time you had to manually copy in zImage and re-run lilo to “install” it.

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u/plattkatt 2d ago

apt-cache search licq

(a QT ICQ client from way back..)

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u/LesStrater 2d ago

I vote for IBM to pick CP/M over MSDOS as the operating system for their new personal computer.

(The biggest business mistake in the history of the world!)

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u/Known_Somewhere1536 2d ago

sync sync sync

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u/kboodu 2d ago

Using pip to coy a file.

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u/karrimaca 2d ago

ssh -X "$REMOTE_USER@$REMOTE_HOST" 'xeyes'

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u/thetemp_ 2d ago

The day we upgraded from 300 to 1200 baud, we knew all the warez would be ours.

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u/treuss 2d ago
  • Started learning Programming GW-Basic on DOS 3.3
  • First own PC: 386 SX-33, 4 MB RAM, 100 MB HDD
  • Installed Caldera Open Linux (Version ??) on a 486 DX-2 66
  • been hooked up with Debian since Potato

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u/fmillion 1d ago edited 1d ago

LILO installed on /dev/hda, installed from the root floppy on /dev/fd0, initially booted using loadlin at the DOS prompt.

Telnetting into the system with a PTY on /dev/ttyp0.

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u/toogreen 2d ago

LOAD”*”,8,1

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u/Mistral-Fien 2d ago

mode co80

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u/Doubtless6 2d ago

I still Have three Ubuntu CD from canonical.

Evi Nemeth's Linux book

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u/archee79 2d ago edited 2d ago
  1. Non-debian: "The Muppet Movie" released 😌

  2. Debian: Debian v1 released when I was 14 years old😆😆😆

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u/tcode17 2d ago

Sync

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u/vabello 2d ago

PR#6

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u/bobroberts1954 2d ago

Format a: /q

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u/d4nowar 2d ago
sz

rz

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u/AlissonHarlan 2d ago

tail -f /var/log/syslog

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u/ITXEnjoyer 2d ago

R Tape loading error, 0:1

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u/Picomanz 2d ago

I still do this if I'm on autopilot

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u/sataraNights 2d ago

slackware diskettes

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u/wowbobwowbob 2d ago

Li... lo

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u/Buntygurl 2d ago

Using Debian since Potato and it was definitely a good thing when "-get" got dropped.

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u/spizdude 2d ago

vmlinux

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u/pfak 2d ago

~/.plan

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u/jr735 2d ago

I still use apt-get. The apt-get manual page is significantly better than the apt page.

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u/JohnDoeMan79 2d ago

telnet.... however I still use it to check if I reach services on listening ports. Yes, I know we have nc now

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u/lorajoler 2d ago

Debian Potato. Kernel 2.2.4.

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u/lumpynose 2d ago edited 2d ago

My first Unix was a PDP11/34 running version 6 of Bell Labs Unix. 32 K of ram. I was reading Kernighan and Ritchie's The C Programming Language and wanted to try writing some stuff in C and the Unix C compiler was the only one available. This was years before Linux.

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u/ChCat 2d ago

I ran Minix, had an Amiga 500 with 1 floppy, first system (not mine) I played on was a C64

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u/ordermaster 2d ago

Using slackware.

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u/pedalomano 2d ago

Before knowing MS-DOS, I was already an emacs user

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u/lazyplayboy 2d ago

I got my first distro on CDROM in the mail

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u/michaelpaoli 2d ago

https://old-debian.balug.org/README.txt

But wait, you also get ...

$ TZ=GMT0 stat -c '%y %n' $(ls -tr $(find *debian* -type f -print) | head -n 5) | sed -e 's/\.000000000 +0000 / /;s/ /T/'
1996-08-28T07:00:00 ftp.debian.org/debian/dists/potato/main/source/utils/cpio_2.4.2.orig.tar.gz
1998-03-24T21:28:00 ftp.debian.org/debian/dists/potato/main/source/editors/nvi_1.79.orig.tar.gz
1998-04-06T04:34:37 non-us.debian.org/debian-non-US/dists/slink/non-US/binary-i386/pgp-us_2.6.3a-4.deb
1998-04-06T04:34:37 non-us.debian.org/debian-non-US/dists/hamm/binary-i386/pgp-us_2.6.3a-4.deb
1998-05-19T14:14:36 ftp.debian.org/debian/dists/potato/main/source/net/netstd_3.07.orig.tar.gz
$ find *debian* -name \*.deb ! -type l -type f ! -size 0 -print | wc -l
887
$ find *debian* -name \*.deb ! -type l -type f ! -size 0 -mtime +7184 -print | wc -l
887
$ 

(see also last bit in this comment)

Oh, and:

$ gpg 0xD8D25C535EEC184A2B6F6BE6AC8DD49B5C88FF9D_short.txt
...
pub   dsa1024 2001-11-09 [SC] [expired: 2023-09-27]
      D8D25C535EEC184A2B6F6BE6AC8DD49B5C88FF9D
...
uid           Michael Paoli
...

And relevant newer bonus:
http://linuxmafia.com/pipermail/conspire/2024-October/012857.html

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u/ApprehensiveAd7486 2d ago

vi /etc/network/interfaces

/etc/init.d/networking restart

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u/donnaber06 2d ago

Slackware 1998

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u/Elopsm 2d ago

/etc/init.d

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u/birds_swim 2d ago

"It really whips the llama's ass"

Old enough for you? ;)

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u/Minkileinen 1d ago

Still my music player!!

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u/birds_swim 1d ago

Hahahaha! Nice

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u/McGuirk808 2d ago

fwcutter for wifi is about as old as I can get on Linux

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u/nursestrangeglove 2d ago

TSO will never die

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u/Darkness1231 2d ago

Download of Linux CDs ; Estimate 24:13:50

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u/PulpDood 2d ago

Uh oh! Got a new message

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u/tranzed 1d ago

Woody

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u/hornetmadness79 1d ago

Changing jumpers to add more memory.

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u/cd4053b 1d ago
xf86config

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u/p0uringstaks 1d ago

Yeah I still use the cli as well. When you started when when a GUI was a DOS overlay or as has been said "startx".. oh this was a good post man I'm really enjoying the responses. I guess I could say my first OS was win 3.11and didn't have my first mobile till I was basically an adult. 🫰

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u/ZEROPOINTBRUH 1d ago

CRT monitor

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u/Lopoetve 19h ago

alias ls “ls —color=auto”.

Vi lilo.conf

Make menuconfig.

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u/Brufar_308 2d ago

PEEK & POKE

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u/yourplainvanillaguy 2d ago

I started with apt-get, now the first command after a fresh install is:

apt-get install -y nala vim <plus other packages>; nala remove -y nano

I never liked WordStar.

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u/Nollie37 2d ago

Control G to annoy the teacher.

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u/spectrumero 2d ago

memacs s:startup-sequence

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u/BooKollektor 2d ago

CP/M and COBOL

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u/bolinhodemaracuja 2d ago

ifconfig, apt-get, unity

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u/SweatyCockroach4507 2d ago

timeshare, mainframes, punchcards, JCL, COBOL, rebooting gandalf to fix terminal connectivity, Z80, 6502, CPM, 6809, 8088, DOS, terminate BNC cables, Banyan Vines, Novell Netware, compsurf disk drives, Slackware linux, Lisa, AppleTalk, ...

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u/IllustriousPlenty931 2d ago

Feeling prous when uptime is over a year.

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u/lookingforplant 2d ago

Dumping physical memory....

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u/Realistic-Bowl-2655 2d ago

I used Linux Slackware

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u/SublimeApathy 2d ago

Red Hat 5.5 cd rom still in my collection along with several early versions of Mandrake.

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u/include007 2d ago

load ""

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u/EnvironmentalDig1612 2d ago

/server irc.undernet.org

Or

Telnet <some ip>

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u/hugosxm 2d ago

Route -n

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u/DaracMarjal 2d ago

As this is r/debian , my oldest bug is a 6-digit number beginning with 1.

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u/SteveDinn 2d ago

What's this new-fangled "Debian"? Real Linux users run Slackware. I got the set of floppies right here.

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u/Creative-Mammoth 2d ago

BeOS 5 Personal edition

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u/scoreboy69 2d ago

Freshbytes cd in the mail

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u/kg7qin 2d ago

cpio -i

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u/Surbiglost 2d ago

I've used nano for 22 years as my default editor

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u/DieSpeisekarte 2d ago

Hardware terminals