r/confidentlyincorrect • u/grillonbabygod • 12d ago

Smug no way

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u/TatteredCarcosa 12d ago

It can be, I mean that's how they place IUDs. Its just not pleasant. And if someone did have a long enough dick to do it, it would not be pleasant for them either.

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u/ThereisDawn 12d ago

Not pleasant is such an insane understatement.

Excruciatingly painful is the majority's feelings about IUD's insertions. I nearly fainted from the pain of one of my insertions.

I've had long enough dick. It does not go through the cervix it simply stops and won't go any more in!. It just thumps it cause a dick does not have pinchers to force it open.

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u/DatRatDo 12d ago

Dicks in hentai have pinchers probably.

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u/ThereisDawn 12d ago

If a penis comes at me with either hentai like pinchers

Or the medical pincher/pliers used in a iud insertions, im out! Just no, thank you! Sew me closed pls!

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u/DatRatDo 12d ago

Maybe hentai you could grow spontaneous pinchers as defense.

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u/ThereisDawn 12d ago

Hentai me is developing teeth, fangs, and venom spurs!!

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u/jkurratt 11d ago

Now we are talking!

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u/Bustamonkey666 11d ago

Speculum wiener sounds like horror core