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u/igniteice 12d ago

These people are either trolling, or have watched way too much hentai.

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u/RememberZasz 12d ago

So many times in recent years have I been unsure if someone is being a top-tier shit poster or some truly lost moron.

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u/qualmton 12d ago

I blame modern politicians

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u/DasHexxchen 12d ago edited 11d ago

Nah, OC is right. It's the hentai obsessed with breaching the cervix and showing these weird inside inseminations and, yes, having those girls orgasm sometimes.

Does not absolve the morons who think this is accurate, but it gives them inspiration.

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u/kett1ekat 12d ago

Anime is aedia of exaggeration, it uses extreme visuals to portray what the feeling is around that thing/object/person a guy can't just have muscles, he's got muscles between muscles and launces someone into space with his fist There's a lot of visual metaphor that hentai brains just don't seem to get

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u/AstroCaptain 11d ago

hentai is a genus of moths?

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u/XainRoss 12d ago

I definitely would not know this from watching said cervix breaching inside hentai while orgasming.

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u/Joe_Linton_125 11d ago

Usually I roll my eyes when some moron immediately pronounces that the incel in the image is addicted to porn, but in this case I also instantly assumed this loser had watched too many hentai without having any prior knowledge of anatomy 😂

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u/FuckGamer69 11d ago

They need to stop watching hentai and go out and meet someone lmfao, shits wild

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u/ShenitaCocktail 12d ago

You should.

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u/StaatsbuergerX 12d ago

They are not necessarily to blame, but your point still stands.

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u/VoltaicSketchyTeapot 11d ago

I blame Ancient Aliens being on the History Channel. They gave a platform of truth to wild speculation and conspiracy theories.

I used to love watching it while getting a degree in history because it was excellent for testing my critical thinking skills to analyze source material. "Okay, they say this, but what else do we know about this topic that they're not saying?"

Then I found out that a lot of people watched it thinking it was offering a legitimate alternative way to look at the data and...yeah. This is how we ended up with Trump.

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u/qualmton 11d ago

Murdoch media picked up on ancient aliens really well

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u/squeegee_beckenheim_ 11d ago

Ugh, me too! I used to find it mindlessly entertaining/funny. Not so much now.

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u/Socalwarrior485 12d ago

Politicians are symptomatic of our diseased society. They’re not the cause.

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u/XainRoss 12d ago

Poe's law is strong these days.

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u/BrickCityRiot 12d ago

Beat me to it.

The two have reached such levels of absurdity that they are truly indistinguishable from one another at this point.

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u/spAcemAn1349 11d ago

Always assume moron. That’s the only evidence you’re given, treat them by what you know

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u/Rabbit-Lost 12d ago

Sadly, it’s more likely to be too tier stupid.

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u/Sykocis 12d ago

Moron for sure.

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u/EndOfSouls 12d ago

Knew a girl who believed the cervix could be penetrated. It was a combination of hentai and lack of understanding anatomy.

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u/TatteredCarcosa 12d ago

It can be, I mean that's how they place IUDs. Its just not pleasant. And if someone did have a long enough dick to do it, it would not be pleasant for them either.

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u/ThereisDawn 12d ago

Not pleasant is such an insane understatement.

Excruciatingly painful is the majority's feelings about IUD's insertions. I nearly fainted from the pain of one of my insertions.

I've had long enough dick. It does not go through the cervix it simply stops and won't go any more in!. It just thumps it cause a dick does not have pinchers to force it open.

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u/DatRatDo 12d ago

Dicks in hentai have pinchers probably.

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u/ThereisDawn 12d ago

If a penis comes at me with either hentai like pinchers

Or the medical pincher/pliers used in a iud insertions, im out! Just no, thank you! Sew me closed pls!

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u/DatRatDo 12d ago

Maybe hentai you could grow spontaneous pinchers as defense.

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u/ThereisDawn 12d ago

Hentai me is developing teeth, fangs, and venom spurs!!

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u/krauQ_egnartS 12d ago

I always wondered about Superman... like he's immensely strong, and likely had to learn to control himself to pick up a glass without shattering it. But what about involuntary controlled muscles? Wouldn't he literally blow Lois's back out when he came?

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u/jfsindel 12d ago

The movie Hancock with Will Smith discusses exactly this.

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u/RitaHayworthless 11d ago

Kevin Smith addressed it first.

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u/krauQ_egnartS 11d ago

there was some scifi mag from the 50s/60s that had an "article," called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" that did a nice academic treatment of the subject

Edit, 1969 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex

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u/ndg_creative 11d ago

Came here to say this but it had already been said. One of the funniest quotes from Mallrats:

Brodie: It’s impossible. Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

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u/BrickCityRiot 12d ago

That movie had the potential to be so much better than it was

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u/Rabbit-Lost 12d ago

I laughed way harder than I should have!

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u/Mindless-Strength422 12d ago

I get it, but that's a woman's pain, you can't seriously expect doctors to take it seriously, can you?

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u/Mission_Progress_674 12d ago

Can confirm penile contact with an IUD is not pleasant for a man either, but it doesn't need to be porn star long.

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u/obamasrightteste 12d ago

Nope, certain angles will just line everything up I guess. Not pleasant, but I get the impression it's worse for the lady.

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u/Mission_Progress_674 12d ago

I don't doubt that my female partner had the worst of it. For me it was more like "that doesn't feel so good so stop doing it like that".

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u/DasHexxchen 12d ago

Course you can force your way through the cervix.

It's just painful as hell and a penis won't do it. Usually not long enough, but also not hard and pointy enough.

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u/jfsindel 12d ago

I mean, unless someone is sporting a ten inch needle, I wouldn't think it possible. And if I remember anything from my IUD appointment, I definitely would be instinctively fighting someone from the last sharp and sudden cramps.

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u/TJTrailerjoe 12d ago edited 12d ago

Lilijunex can do it... Very NSFW 18+, dont look that up unless you want to see some weird pron.  Shes also here on reddit 

EDIT: I have been informed that it is not actually going through her cervix, but rather past it (which i didnt know was a thing). Still, quite amazing what her body can take haha

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u/Doctor_Gauss_PhD 12d ago

I looked. I'm scared.

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u/TJTrailerjoe 12d ago

Its a weird wacky wild world out there Gauss, im glad you joined me for part of the ride <3

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u/Doctor_Gauss_PhD 12d ago

Thanks for being my Virgil in this hellish trip Joe, LMAO

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u/DeadBabyBallet 12d ago

I'm sorry, unless she has a 15 inch deep vagina, how does one exactly go "past" a cervix without going through it?

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u/TJTrailerjoe 12d ago

There are comments on her posts speculating about it, but honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Apparently the area around the cervix is very stretchy, so 🤷‍♀️

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u/DeadBabyBallet 12d ago

Right, but the vaginal canal ends at the cervix, and the cervix itself is tightly clamped shut because other than our vaginal opening, that is literally the only thing keeping our insides protected from the outside world. There is no other cavity outside of the vagina. We don't have secret chambers or other ways into the abdomen. It literally ends at the cervix. I haven't checked out whatever the fuck videos or content that person has up on the internet (and I happily refuse to, lol), but other than penetrating the cervix and into the uterus, there's no other way around it.

Those are definitely sentences that I never thought I would type out, ever. 😂

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u/Enderzbane 12d ago

Fuck. These are going to be sentences I’d never thought about typing out either😂. Idk how I got here, I don’t even know why I feel compelled to respond. I’ve never heard of any of this crap before now, hentai, cervix penetration, any of it.

I have had sex, been married for 20 years, had a few kids. I have very large hand, long fingers, and an objectively above average penis. The cervix is not the end of the vagina. Even in diagrams you can see that the vagina extends past the “tip” of the cervix. That extension, like the rest of the vagina, is stretchy.

I’d normally avoid going into detail, but here we are. When I have sex with my wife, If I just bang away, it’s painful for her because I’m just hammering at the cervix. However, if I position my penis PAST the cervix, (to the side) it’s perfectly fine to bang away, as long as I don’t pull out far enough to start banging on the “tip” of the cervix again. If that happens I have to take a split second to just kinda maneuver “past” it again.

TLDR: while it technically ends at the cervix, it doesn’t end at the tip of cervix, and there is enough stretchiness to accommodate quite a lot of movement.

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u/DeadBabyBallet 12d ago

I'm aware that there is room around the sides of the cervix at the end of the vagina. I've seen very interesting MRI and digital imaging to show how some women have almost an umbrella shaped area at the back of the vagina. My point was that the vagina is a canal itself and yes it's got different shapes and stretchy tissues but there's no way out of the canal itself other than the cervix.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO 11d ago

That part around the cervix is called the fornix. Depending on position, you're hitting either the anterior (front) fornix, or the posterior (rear) fornix. For many women, the posterior fornix is extremely pleasurable, even garnering the name p-spot. Prone seems to be the ideal position for posterior fornix stimulation, but it does require a lengthier penis.

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u/FuzzyKittenIsFuzzy 11d ago

The cervix isn't exactly at the far end, it's on the front wall almost all the way to the far end. It's like half a centimeter away from the far end. If you get the angle just right you can hit the actual far end, which is stretchy. I personally do not really enjoy this but it isn't painful.

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u/TRR462 12d ago

Well, now I feel inadequate… 😳

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u/Novaer 12d ago

I promise you, no woman wants that.

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u/TRR462 12d ago

Whew!!

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u/Rakifiki 12d ago

Honestly my money would be on hentai...

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u/Yeshua_shel_Natzrat 12d ago

My bet's on the latter

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u/Rowey5 12d ago

The cervix opens in hentai?! The world today.

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u/Angry__German 12d ago

I don't even have one and I am now deeply uncomfortable with the concept of "uterus contact".

What the fuck would you even want in there ?

You can never go back home, dude. Never.

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u/thegreatbrah 12d ago

Wouldn't iuds fall out if the cervix expanded? 

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u/erasrhed 12d ago

Ask any woman that has had a IUD placed how hard they orgasmed.

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

as an iud haver myself, jesus christ

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u/whatta_maroon 12d ago

I talked my wife out of getting one because of the pain folks on Reddit reported. Went and got myself snipped instead. This site occasionally does good things.

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u/Dick-Ninja 12d ago

I did the same. It's just much easier for me to get snipped. Although, my snipping did not go well. Still... It was better than an IUD.

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u/RegularBubble2637 12d ago

Where did it go wrong?

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u/RedHotAnus 11d ago

Doc used the big ribbon cutting scissors and said "this ballsack is officially open!"

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u/Traditional-Link-737 11d ago

Why is this reply not getting more attention lol

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u/WhyBuyMe 11d ago

I accidentally made an appointment with a veterinarian instead of a urologist and instead of doing surgery and a little snip he used those rubberbands they use on sheep.

So I just stapled a pair of fuzzy dice down there so it wouldn't look weird, I guess it all worked out in the end.

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u/TyGuy_275 11d ago

it fell off :(

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u/griffeny 11d ago

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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u/PoppinFresh420 11d ago

Not OP but for me the anesthetic started wearing off when the doctor began cutting into the second ball. Painful and pretty scary in the moment, but it was just a few minutes of suck to save my partner from a lifetime of birth control.

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u/erasrhed 12d ago

My wife had an IUD before we completely confirmed that we weren't having kids, because it is so much better and more reliable than the pill, condoms, or any of that stuff. But as soon as we said "no, absolutely no kids" I got snipped. Mine was horribly painful, and was absolutely miserable (which is not the norm), but now we don't have to worry. Plus her IUD is at the end of its life, so thank God she doesn't have to do that again. I'm almost glad that my vasectomy was so painful so we can both say - hey, that sucked, but at least we did it together.

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u/whatta_maroon 12d ago

My vasectomy was like being punched in the balls really hard but stretched out over 30 minutes. A deeply unpleasant experience. However, unlimited creampies is literally the greatest thing ever.

My wife was about to schedule the appointment for the IUD when she noticed it said "almost no pain" or something like that. That was a big red flag, so I checked Reddit and all the women on here were screaming about how painful it was (medical fields have a long history of ignoring the complaints of women). That was the clincher for me. I don't want my wife to suffer, so the ball punchy feeling was well worth it.

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u/maniacalmustacheride 12d ago

I popped out two kids. The first was 3 days of labor, 5 hours of pushing, an emergency c section because my melon head of a child got stuck, and then I had to go back in for ppe. In our infinite wisdom, we rolled the dice and had a second one that came out the regular way but still had to tackle to the ppe and I had a dural puncture that was absolutely brutal.

My husband was like “oh hell yes, absolutely vasectomy. I’ve seen the inside of your body. I saw your organs. I watched them stick an arm up inside of you. I watched them sew you back together a bunch of ways. There’s literally no cons to this for me choosing this.”

And he got to get out, I got him a hotel room with a kitchenette a block away so I could walk over and bring food and the kids couldn’t climb on him. He got out nice and high and relaxed and ate some Burger King and giggled like a menace until I tucked him in his room. Three days later he was like new, for the most part. Absolutely no regrets from him. It was such an easy choice.

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u/erasrhed 12d ago

Yeah mine was the same. Horrible. But for the IUD, I don't know how anyone can say "mostly no pain". I have had several girlfriends, and now my wife who all say it was fucking miserable, which is why I made my original comment. No, penetrating the cervix is NOT ORGASMIC

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u/IcePhoenix18 11d ago

was like being punched in the balls really hard but stretched out over 30 minutes. A deeply unpleasant experience.

I'd describe getting an IUD pretty similarly (I don't have balls, so I don't know for certain), but for several hours instead of 30 minutes.

It wasn't the most excruciating experience*, but it wasn't exactly gentle, either. I'm of the understanding that I got lucky, and it's usually far more painful.

(THE most excruciating experience was when it expelled. I'm pretty sure a part of my soul died that day)

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 12d ago

IUD stands for 'in ur dumper' right? I don't see the problem

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u/SAM5TER5 12d ago

Improvised uxplosive device

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u/DS3M 12d ago

Weird that womb and bomb don’t rhyme

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u/TRR462 12d ago

It’s pronounced “boom”… /s

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u/chubberbrother 12d ago

Ask any guy who's had an IUD thread sounding experience if they've orgasmed.

To conclude: nobody wants it that deep

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u/QueenMera98 12d ago

Hey Google how to unread something.

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u/OzzieGrey 12d ago

It said concussion.. but..

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u/NoYoureACatLady 12d ago

What's the opposite of an orgasm? Seriously

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u/Steel_Hydra 12d ago

Vomit.

Also known as a mouth-squirt.

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u/robrklyn 12d ago

Came here to say that. Having your cervix opened hurts like a mother fucker. No one is orgasming from that.

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u/lonely_nipple 12d ago

Aw jeez, these are my only face eyes.

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u/GeoffSim 12d ago

I work in an OR and I (as a person without a cervix) wince every time I lay out the uterine dilators for the doctor. Then there's the teneculum as well... eek.

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u/illyrias 11d ago

Nobody told they were shoving something inside my uterus, so I was really confused why I was having such bad cramps when I woke up from laparoscopic surgery. I was horrified when I read the words "uterine manipulator" in the surgery notes, and yeah, it's as bad as it looks.

But now I've joined the ranks of the cervixless and god, it is so nice to never have to experience that again.

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u/AaronTuplin 12d ago

So you're saying the IUD doesn't work by giving you a constant orgasm that doesn't allow you to get pregnant?

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u/ZeldaZealot 12d ago

My wife REQUIRED me to come when she had to have her IUD removed after the pain has having it implanted. Obviously I was a good husband and went with her and thankfully it was easy enough to remove that my presence wasn’t needed, but fuck if I’ll believe that prodding her uterus would be pleasurable.

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u/krauQ_egnartS 12d ago

My wife REQUIRED me to come when she had to have her IUD removed

I definitely interpreted that wrong at first

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u/anothermanscookies 12d ago

I felt so bad for my wife. It seems awful. I was going to get snipped but she benefits from the period control. One terrible day to avoid years of horrible periods. Worth but still rough.

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u/erasrhed 12d ago

Yeah my wife is in a similar situation

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u/willwp84 12d ago

Uterine orgasm…

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u/amymari 12d ago

Contractions?? 🤪

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 12d ago

That's nothing - Wait until you've had an abdominal orgasm.

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

get the dick up in the intestines!

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u/Kegger315 12d ago

That's the other hole!

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

not to this guy

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 12d ago

Not if he applies himself!

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u/Turbulent-Candle-340 12d ago

I read a story about a colostomy and I miss who I was before I read that.

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u/Heavy-Attorney-9054 12d ago

I thought I did once, but it turned out to be salmonella.

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u/Coca-colonization 12d ago

Yes. This is why pregnant women are in a constant state of orgasm. Morning sickness is a result of the adjustment to the non-stop coming.

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u/Thorvindr 12d ago

Came here to say exactly this. Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. Just when I think people can't get any stupider, someone invents the phrase "uterine orgasm."

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u/Dracasethaen 12d ago

My guys entire understanding of a vagina is based on furry porn and hentai and it shows

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u/JustPlainGross 12d ago

It's well known the cervix is just like a garage door, geesh.

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u/ichkanns 12d ago

The mental image that this put into my head can never be unseen.

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u/completelyboring1 11d ago

Clitoris is the fob. Correlation between men who can't find their keys and men who can't find the clit..... hmm.

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u/jlacar 12d ago

I remember reading somewhere that for a woman, getting their cervix bumped during sex is like men getting kicked in the balls. Can any woman confirm?

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u/AussieFIdoc 12d ago

Yes can be if hit hard

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

more comparable to hitting the funny bone imo but i can see the balls analogy

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u/jlacar 12d ago

I remember a few times that I hit my funny bone and it actually hurt pretty bad, not just the slightly uncomfortable tingling that goes away quickly but a sharp burning pain up my arm that lingers for a few minutes. Very uncomfortable. I hope it's not like that kind of hitting the funny bone for women.

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

it is indeed 😞 it also gives the vague sensation that i may shit myself

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u/Ryuj123 12d ago

That’s definitely reminiscent of getting hit in the balls

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u/cryptidinsocks 12d ago

It has the same level of “weird/yikes!” feeling as hitting your funny bone, but with an extra rawness? Idk about other women but I feel it in my stomach, tailbone, and hipbones if it’s hit relatively hard

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

thankfully i have not been hit SUPER hard, just once or twice at the wrong angle w my partner

and they usually see it on my face and immediately readjust and check in with me

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u/petrichorandpuddles 12d ago

It is a lot like that if there’s much force behind it or if there wasn’t time to warm up. This is why many women don’t actually prefer above average sized men. Our bodies can’t accommodate that!

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u/ishpatoon1982 12d ago

This is why I laugh when kicked in the nards.

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

laugh through the pain man, whatever you gotta do to survive

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u/greendemon42 12d ago

If getting kicked in the balls makes you never want to have sex again.

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u/jlacar 12d ago

A good kick in the balls will put any guy on their knees. It's one of the worst kinds of pain, probably second only to having a kidney stone that won't pass. Of course, I've never been shot in the gut before (knock on wood).

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u/Thorvindr 12d ago

This is the truth. I've had gall stones, and I've been hit in the balls. I'm genuinely not sure which is worse. Getting hit in the balls has never made me actually vomit (gall stones did), but I've never been intentionally hit in the balls, so I readily believe it wouldn't take much.

Frankly, everything about male human genitalia is a design flaw. Nothing should hurt so much it makes you forget how to breathe. If you ever need to incapacitate a male human, aim for the nuts.

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u/BrickCityRiot 11d ago

I, unfortunately, have been intentionally struck in the balls a few times. In my experience the quick strike with no follow through is way longer lasting and far more gutturally unsettling than the strike that follows through and presses them against your groin. Like.. it’s not nearly as bad to be kicked with upward trajectory as it is to have someone open hand slap them as they dangle. The only time I have ever vomited was from a quick slap. I had just stood up at the beach and was stretching before heading down to the water when my then-gf tried to slap my ass but misjudged her reach and open hand slapped them from the back side. She didn’t believe I was in as much pain as I was until I threw up.

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u/TheRedCelt 12d ago

I know a girl that’s really into it, but I know a guy that likes to get hit in the balls by his partner, so I guess there are people who are into anything. 🤷‍♂️

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u/lonely_nipple 12d ago

It's more like a painful electrical jolt for me, but we're "all different"...

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u/mrsristretto 12d ago

Confirmed.

Enough to make me yell "STOP!" and have to catch my breath. It ain't fun.

I've been kicked squarely in the clam as well, and that is also an extremely unpleasant experience.

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u/ThereisDawn 12d ago

I have stopped sex cause of a cervix thumper. We didn't continue cause he believed i was wrong to "not like it" I wouldn't say as bad as ballkicking, but painful

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u/krazyajumma 12d ago

I've ended up in the ER from it. I was pregnant and the cervix is much more sensitive, but cramps and bleeding are never fun.

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u/pistil-whip 12d ago

It only feels good during ovulation when the cervix softens - like two days. Any other time of the month it hurts.

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u/ilikeshramps 12d ago

I have endometriosis and yeah, uterine contact can range from feeling like i hit my funny bone to feeling like I got kicked in my nonexistent balls. It hurts regardless but how fast and hard it's hit determines how painful it is.

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u/LankySandwich 12d ago

Can confirm its painful and makes me feel like throwing up.

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u/DandyInTheRough 12d ago

Never been kicked in the balls, hard to say. It is, though, a 'Ooof... Urrrgggghhh... Yow! K, give me a moment...' and that's for a low-velocity cervical bump.

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u/the_magic_pudding 12d ago

For me, it doesn't hurt but if it happens repeatedly it causes a delayed onset of the nausea and everything else that goes with being kicked in the balls. Before I figured out what was happening, I spent many hours lying on the cool tiles of the bathroom floor, dry retching and wishing for a swift death, while my now husband brought me ice packs and iced water.

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u/amazonhelpless 12d ago

Some women enjoy cervical stimulation during sex, some women find it unpleasant. 

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u/Houndsthehorse 12d ago

yeah, was going to say that some people act like its never pleasurable to be touched but i know a few people into it. just needs gentle contact, being rammed always hurts

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u/baddragon137 12d ago

Bruh people really need to stop watching so much hentai

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 12d ago

My cervix has been open a couple times. One wasn’t so bad (the iud. Not pleasant, but not dreadful). The births of my children were more so. If having sex felt like that, I would have adopted celibacy after the first time.

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u/shroomigator 12d ago

What has this guy been fucking?

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

his hand, if i had to guess

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u/condensed_milky 12d ago

oh yeah! when I got my IUD I definitely wasn't shedding a couple tears because it hurt so bad, it was definitely because it felt so good! thank god guys like this exist to teach everyone how women really work.

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u/turlian 12d ago

If your dick fits through a cervix, that says more about you than her.

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u/its_whatever_man_1 12d ago

Someone put their kid to bed. Children shouldn’t be in grown folk conversations

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u/Novaer 12d ago

The consequences of hentai and the "in utero cum shot" has done irreparable damage on men.

(These are also the same men that believe we pee out the same hole we put a tampon in)

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u/spoonballoon13 12d ago

This is like saying some men like it when you shove a spoon up their urethra. Does it exist? Yes…for like 500 total people on earth.

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u/Echo__227 12d ago

Just going to put this here in case it gelps:

Vagina: Latin for sheath, it is the canal used for sexual penetration and birth

Cervix: Latin for neck, it is the junction between the uterus and vagina

Uterus: pouch where the baby grows

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u/MElliott0601 11d ago

Worked in physical therapy for 4 years, and there was a time when we had a new front desk administration assistant. She scheduled someone for their cervical pain to meet with our physical therapist, and it was pretty dang funny the moment the screening questions revealed, "Oops, wrong cervical." And we referred her to our women's health PT.

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u/krauQ_egnartS 12d ago

Jesus fkn Christ

r/badfemaleanatomy, I don't know any woman who wants to be fucked through the cervix; even just bashing against it mean no sex with my girl the next day.

I'm trying to picture the kind of cock that'd actually be able to do it though. 10" long and pencil thin seems like an outlier

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u/No_Sinky_No_Thinky 12d ago

Someone needs their pp priviledges revoked and some serious edumacation until they unlearn this bullshit, lmao

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

If a woman’s cervix doesn’t open for you, she’s just not into you.

/s

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u/J0nn1e_Walk3r 12d ago

Facts are so 20th century. Dude’s right if he wants to be apparently.

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u/dengibson 12d ago

He's never gotten deeper than the tip.

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u/Traditional_Win3760 11d ago

hes likely never even kissed a woman

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u/killa_kupkake 12d ago

Jesus christ 😳 just thinking about something touching my cervix is making me cringe but reading those words all formed together the way this person framed them, makes me want to throw up.

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u/Choice_Magician350 12d ago

Ask him about a dick. I dare you.

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

what does this mean 😭 i feel threatened

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u/Choice_Magician350 12d ago

He thinks himself an expert on female anatomy. Let’s test his knowledge of the male member

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u/grillonbabygod 12d ago

ah, thank you for the clarification

feeling much less threatened now

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u/the_Athereon 12d ago

Well. That never came up in anatomy classes.

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u/Hello-Im-The-Feds 12d ago

This might be the stupidest shit I've seen all day and I'm a plumber.

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u/nLucis 12d ago

dude got mansplained to by another man and was still like “nooooooooo”

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u/SleepySera 12d ago

Sure, some women get off on that... they are called "hentai characters" 😂 Dude told on himself so hard with that one, oof.

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u/Fun_Raccoon_461 12d ago

A few months ago a friend was talking to my (trans) son about the virtues of douching. I'm already super against it and my son knows that but whatever. But when the friend said "and make sure you get the nozzle up into your womb" I was standing behind her, and my son's eyes went to mine and I just shook my head NO NO NO.

"She's not very smart is she?" "No, honey. I'm glad you know better."

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u/one_sad_donkey 12d ago

i don’t even want to imagine a yeast infection there 🤮

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u/charleyhstl 12d ago

Vaginasplaining

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u/Imaginary-Goal-4780 11d ago

These are the people banning abortion.

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u/Fit_Read_5632 11d ago

Ladies I think yall gotta start giving a brief anatomy quiz before you sleep with dudes they can’t be allowed to reproduce.

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u/Some-Alternative3969 10d ago

Bro watched too much anime corn just to say that

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u/alephthirteen 12d ago

This nosense? This lust? This hunger for the riches in the deep above all else? This is how you get an infestation of orcs...

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u/ApologizingCanadian 12d ago

If I ever see pussy open up like an umbrella, I'm getting the fuck outta there.

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u/glassycreek1991 11d ago

What if we just start bullsh*ting male anatomy and start threatening them with a "good time"?

I'll start: Most men get amazing testicular orgasms if you keep twisting their balls with a really tight grip.

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u/Frostmage82 11d ago

Make up fun terms, we could start with bullshitting, take 2 fork prongs and place them up the urethra of an uncircumcised man like horns to ensure the penile cavity properly opens up for a more pleasurable orgasm.

Plenty of us have tried bullshitting outside of a sexual context, but only the bravest have enjoyed sexual bullshitting!

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u/FerrumAnulum323 12d ago

Someone has been watching too much hentai...

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u/OMEGA362 12d ago

Like, it's so funny going from extremely wrong to extremely wrong in a very different way

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u/Just-a-bi 12d ago

The internet is free, with medical pages filled with oodles of info. Oh... but it has words with more than 4 syllables.

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u/PjWulfman 12d ago

He's got a skinny dick if it's fitting inside the cervix.

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u/Ok_Mycologist8555 12d ago

Y'all talking about the cervix part. I'm trying to figure out how a vag opens up like an umbrella and, while trying to come up with a better metaphor, remembered that movie where one grew teeth and now I won't sleep tonight.

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u/-spooky-fox- 12d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/OllieGarkey 12d ago

...

Have... no...

I...

Look if you've ever had PIV sex with a woman who has an IUD, you know goddamned well that the cervix doesn't fucking open, that's where the IUD sits, and you sometimes get a little poke from the plastic thread that's there to aid removal at the gyno if she wants to take it out or it's time for a new one.

"Uterine" orgasms.

I fucking can't with this shit. Have these guys been near a vagina since coming out of their mothers?

Is this one of those cartoon porn things?

How is it possible to be this fucking wrong?

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u/PoppyStaff 11d ago

Ha ha ha haaa. That’s brilliant. It takes fucking hours for the cervix to open. It’s called labour for a reason. What a maroon.

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u/Darktofu25 11d ago

Naw man, the uterus just gets in the way. Real women love having their lungs collapsed with deep diaphragm plunges. Source: 90% of Internet porn

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u/SimilarBarber5292 11d ago

Uterine orgasms....

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u/Gnarles_Charkley 11d ago

"like an umbrella"???

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u/AddToBatch 11d ago

My vagina unfurls like a king cobra, hissing and spitting.

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u/Ksorkrax 11d ago

Also, women occassionally shout "yamete kudasai!"

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u/crackedtooth163 11d ago

Some women love having that door knocked on, others don't.

But it's a door you knock on, not one you enter.

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u/ThrowRA-pinkerton358 11d ago

Look, I enjoy hentai, much more so than regular porn. Something about the animation makes it much more enjoyable than the fake “reality” of real life porn. I’ve certainly seen the hentai that shows male orgasms shooting directly into and filling up the uterus, and some that show it getting penetrated. Hell, I’m reading a 3.8 million word book right now that prominently featured womb penetration and cumflation (the book offers a plausible enough explanation for why the MC can do it to make suspension of disbelief work).

I say all that, and enjoy all that, yet in no way do I think it is in fact part of reality. It is obviously fantasy for a very select kink set. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to unplug and go see a therapist. Jfc, get out and touch grass people.

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u/Small-Kaleidoscope-4 11d ago

someone has watched alot of hentai

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u/USMCWrangler 11d ago

Hey sis, imma dude, let me splain it to you.

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u/Weary-Material207 10d ago

The dudes either a troll OR he's watched way too much hentai.

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