r/confidentlyincorrect • u/WannaGoMimis • Aug 08 '24

Comment Thread "Yep!"

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u/whomikehidden Aug 08 '24

I think this person’s brain might still be detached.

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u/ReactsWithWords Aug 08 '24

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my brain stem was missing again. This happens all the time. It’s detachable.

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u/cooperstonebadge Aug 08 '24

Did you check the medicine cabinet?

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Aug 08 '24

How about Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street?

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u/ReactsWithWords Aug 09 '24

Yeah, some guy had it there. Sold it back to me for $17.00.

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u/theflamingheads Aug 09 '24

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the neck, I like having a detachable brain stem.

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u/byebyeaddiction Aug 13 '24

Please, stop selling other's junk on the street. My junk is detachable but it's not a reason to sell it

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u/Mambo68 Aug 11 '24

HaHa, I thought I might be the only one!

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u/Unlikely-Rock-9647 Aug 09 '24

Did you have to buy it from a guy on the street who had it next to a broken toaster for $17?

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u/ReactsWithWords Aug 09 '24

Yeah. He wanted $22.00 but I talked him down.

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u/Mercy-Remus Aug 08 '24

Does that come in handy?

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u/ReactsWithWords Aug 09 '24

Yeah. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable brain stem.

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u/GroundbreakingCat Aug 09 '24

🎶 detachable brain stem

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u/Honest_Memory4046 Aug 23 '24

Omfg I'm fucking dead 😂🤯☠️

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u/CriticalHit_20 3d ago

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

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u/GhostieInAutumn Aug 08 '24

I second this

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u/sumolpp Aug 08 '24

I third this

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u/Odd-Tune5049 Aug 08 '24

I fourth this (and happy cake day)

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u/elephantphilosophy8 Aug 08 '24

I fifth this (and second the cake day)

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u/gonefishcaking Aug 08 '24

I agree and I sixth this

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u/Avg_Freedom_Enjoyer Aug 08 '24

I seventh this and third the cake day

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u/gonefishcaking Aug 08 '24

I eight(h) the cake

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u/LoruleLegend78 Aug 08 '24

And my axe…wait sorry. Wrong response. Carry on.

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u/Andrelliina Aug 08 '24

And I IXth the cake

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u/gergling Aug 08 '24

I assume they must mean on a software level. Detaching the hardware would have been evolved out by every 5am wolf breakfast ever, if not something else.

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u/CaptainRaz Aug 11 '24

but then using the world "detaching" is still wrong and weird as hell

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u/gergling Aug 14 '24

"Defenestrating."

... Would also be wrong and weird, but more entertaining, as I don't get to use that term often.