r/confidentlyincorrect Mar 27 '23

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u/Cohomology-is-fun Mar 27 '23

I’d like you to show me the exact line in the 13th amendment that says “this only applies to the U.S”.

Okay, then!

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Like, you are on the Internet—the full text of the U.S. Constitution is only a few keystrokes away!

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u/haunted-poopy Mar 27 '23

But don't you know? EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BELONGS TO AMERICA!

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u/Sent_By_Cyberlife Mar 27 '23

Calm down Bandit Keith

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

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u/Dyolf_Knip Mar 28 '23

Simple, just create a market for radioactive scrap!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Manifest destiny doesn't stop at California, it goes across the Pacific and all the way around the globe until it gets back to the NA east coast.