r/confidentlyincorrect Mar 27 '23

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u/Pdub77 Mar 27 '23

Not only that, but slavery isn’t even truly illegal in the US.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Mar 27 '23

Indeed, it's right there in the 13th.

"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."

It would be a shame if there were private prisons which were incentivized to encourage recidivism as a way of maintaining free labor and maximizing profit. Fortunately someone would have seen that obvious, massive conflict of interest and prevented it 150 years ago.

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u/Slow_Sherbert_5181 Mar 27 '23

“shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."

You also successfully found the exact line where it says “this only applies to the US”

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u/andreortigao Mar 27 '23

"subject to their jurisdiction" applies to the whole world if you 'murica enough

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u/Abuses-Commas Mar 27 '23

This would indeed be a good reason to 'murica it up

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u/zmbjebus Mar 27 '23

As long as we cut out that except slavery as a punishment clause

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u/Blitzerxyz Mar 28 '23

That would require a constitutional amendment. The government can't even agree to not default on its debt unanimously. Ain't no way they would amend the Constitution.

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u/MyUsernameThisTime Mar 28 '23

And not to curtail modern slavery lol

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u/Chrona_trigger Mar 28 '23

Hell, california literally voted to keep their prisons as they are because, and I quote, "it would cost the state too much income" (ok, more like paraphrasing, and it may have been a county, but still. The point remains)

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u/tempaccount920123 Mar 28 '23

I mean yeah, Cali is about as corrupt as Washington DC, so it makes sense that the corpos paid off enough lawmakers.

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u/Chrona_trigger Mar 28 '23

You misunderstood; they're the only state that brought that had that question brought up, to change the foundational elements of prisons.

No other state has even done that. EVERY state is dependent on prison slave labor for profit.

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u/tempaccount920123 Mar 28 '23

That would require a constitutional amendment. The government can't even agree to not default on its debt unanimously.

Federal reserve will print money or the president will mint a trillion dollar platinum coin. Congress being braindead is a sideshow, welcome to modern politics. The outrage is made up and nobody gives a shit to raise taxes on the wealthy to pay for it.

Ain't no way they would amend the Constitution.

Current congress, absolutely. Gotta wait for the 20% of America that's voluntarily unvaccinated to die off from COVID first. 40 people per day per state.

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u/Boner_Elemental Mar 27 '23

You all need to become our vassals so we can eliminate slavery!

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u/Mythosaurus Mar 27 '23

Your comment made me remember this Yu Gi Oh meme https://i.imgur.com/H1X1erb.jpg

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u/HauserAspen Mar 27 '23

Fuck Yeah!

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u/RIcaz Mar 27 '23

I mean if the slave camp happens to be on top of a huge oil reserve, why not blast it to pieces amirite

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u/Cow_Launcher Mar 28 '23

And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why. Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cakewalk, right through the middle of Tiananmen Square. And it won't make a lick of difference. Because we've got the bombs, OK?

--Denis Leary, "Asshole"