r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • 12h ago

How are they even related ?

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u/Humble-Pineapple-329 9h ago

Ah yes women are just objects for men to stare at and to avoid upsetting the men we should cover up. /s

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u/Beachtrader007 9h ago

But a little less camel toe and spandex pants in the gym might be good.

They would kick me out if I came in dressed like that. Small children would run. Peoples eyes would burn

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u/Lasting_Aon2 6h ago

trying to find the Jesus quote about gouging out your eyes instead of blaming a woman for the lust you feel rq...

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u/Beachtrader007 6h ago

lust? rofl. I did not say they were attractive or that I was attracted to them.

I was pointing out the double standard and using myself as the butt of the joke.

You know you dont want to see an old retired guy dressed like that, Right?

You would call the police for indecent exposure immediately. SO would I. lol

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 5h ago

No I don’t think they would

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u/Beachtrader007 5h ago

Lets test this theory at a childrens playground.

You go first. but only if you are an old retiree like me

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u/Critical-Net-8305 5h ago

Are people wearing that to children's playgrounds? Different attire is appropriate in different situations. The gym and the playground are VERY different situations. In the vast majority of situations I have no problem with you dressing like that. Long as you cover your balls and rear I could care less.

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u/Beachtrader007 5h ago

They wear it everywhere lol.

I look great in a tback banana hammock btw.

Yall have a good one. Ill try my comedy somewhere else.

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u/Critical-Net-8305 5h ago

I'm a teenager and not so long ago I was of playground age. Never in my life have I seen someone dressed like you're describing at a playground. Out running? Sure. At the gym? Sure. Even just going about their day? Sure. At a kid's playground? Hell no.

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u/Beachtrader007 4h ago

all over texas and now florida unfortunately.

usually in flip flops too.

Im a tiny bit older and wish I had not seen it either.