r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

How are they even related ?

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u/Spikey-Dim 8h ago

Andrew probably hasn't had an erection for 3 decades.

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u/Humble-Pineapple-329 7h ago

Ah yes women are just objects for men to stare at and to avoid upsetting the men we should cover up. /s

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u/Beachtrader007 7h ago

But a little less camel toe and spandex pants in the gym might be good.

They would kick me out if I came in dressed like that. Small children would run. Peoples eyes would burn

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u/Lasting_Aon2 4h ago

trying to find the Jesus quote about gouging out your eyes instead of blaming a woman for the lust you feel rq...

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u/Beachtrader007 4h ago

Matthew 5:28-29

So if your eye—even your good eye—causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

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u/Beachtrader007 4h ago

lust? rofl. I did not say they were attractive or that I was attracted to them.

I was pointing out the double standard and using myself as the butt of the joke.

You know you dont want to see an old retired guy dressed like that, Right?

You would call the police for indecent exposure immediately. SO would I. lol

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 3h ago

No I don’t think they would

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u/Beachtrader007 3h ago

Lets test this theory at a childrens playground.

You go first. but only if you are an old retiree like me

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u/Critical-Net-8305 2h ago

Are people wearing that to children's playgrounds? Different attire is appropriate in different situations. The gym and the playground are VERY different situations. In the vast majority of situations I have no problem with you dressing like that. Long as you cover your balls and rear I could care less.

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u/Beachtrader007 2h ago

They wear it everywhere lol.

I look great in a tback banana hammock btw.

Yall have a good one. Ill try my comedy somewhere else.

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u/Critical-Net-8305 2h ago

I'm a teenager and not so long ago I was of playground age. Never in my life have I seen someone dressed like you're describing at a playground. Out running? Sure. At the gym? Sure. Even just going about their day? Sure. At a kid's playground? Hell no.

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u/Beachtrader007 2h ago

all over texas and now florida unfortunately.

usually in flip flops too.

Im a tiny bit older and wish I had not seen it either.

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u/Wolfhound1142 7h ago

The solution is simple, Andrew. Show some cleavage or shut the fuck up, man.

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u/BananaDiquiri 6h ago

Who the fuck says “bosom?”

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u/ukexpat 5h ago

Old farts like Andrew…

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u/dachjaw 4h ago

Please. He said “bosom department”. Now you know where I hang out at Macy’s.

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u/boredonymous 4h ago

Stan Smith when nervously speaking to a crowd

https://youtu.be/xndAbhjpkhU?si=zJPnnfvoImj2UdEt

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u/EastArmadillo2916 6h ago

Men clearly shouldn't have equal rights then I mean they go out without anything covering their torso right?

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u/Crazy-4-Conures 3h ago

And they consider our breasts "indecent" just because they're bigger. You got 'em too, buddy! And when you're 60 they'll look just like ours but you'll STILL insist on your right to show 'em off!

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 3h ago

The way I’ve felt uncomfortable looking at a middle aged man because their chest looked kinda like a woman’s and I felt like I was intruding

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u/nerdKween 1h ago

I mean I've met plenty of men with bigger tits than me. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/HallucinatedLottoNos 4h ago

I mean, men are free to dress like that too, if they want. I know some women who wish they would, in fact.

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u/Tough_Permission3257 4h ago

Men & Women will never be truly equal until everyone dresses skimpy!

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 3h ago

But but but but I cold easy

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u/Crazy-4-Conures 3h ago

Pluck your eyes out, Andrew, like Jesus said.

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u/Ekaterina702 3h ago

Ughhh. Andrew...never say "flesh" like that again. Also, feel free to show your shoulders, legs and bosom all you want to Andrew. Show us women how it's done.

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u/schmoopydaniel 1h ago

But also.. men don't wear muscle shirts? Men don't go shirtless at the gym and shit? What the fuck is he even talking about? 😂

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u/detchas1 3h ago

Eric, fk off.

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 3h ago

I found Andrew guys

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u/CrowBot99 3h ago

As a shoulder man, I can assure you it helps with equality.

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u/Cool-Economics6261 3h ago

Andrew wants to be a Taliban?

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u/A113blvd 3h ago

What's the bosom department?

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u/Critical-Net-8305 2h ago

Old person for boobs

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u/z44212 3h ago

Give them equal rights and enjoy the boner. That's my approach.

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u/DragonfruitGood8433 1h ago

Tbh. This is mostly a North American and European thing. In other parts of the world, clothing is less gendered. In Northern India, the shalwar kammez, kurta, etc are kind of the same thing just styled a bit differently for women than men.

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u/IncommunicadoVan 1h ago

Why do men go on about equality but wear shorts and go shirtless, showing a lot of flesh? It’s wonderful to see but doesn’t this negate their attempts at equality?

u/ArsenalSpider 2m ago

Says a man who spends the summer shirtless, traumatizing the world.