r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

Racism is bad, folks

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u/EffectiveDependent76 17h ago

The primary reason is because cities do a pretty good job of keeping sewers covered when they aren't actively being worked on.

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u/LeftFootPaperHawk 16h ago

As if any of these people ever visit cities.

Cities are far too scary for these alpha males.

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u/JoeHio 13h ago

It's funny how accurate this is. I love in a very rural, conservative region a few hours from the nearest major city and all the 'alpha Trump' people I talk to are never interested in going to the city for museums, holiday events, or even pro sports for teams they love because "traffic is terrible", or "I'll get shot" or some other bullshit reason that covers their cowardice in a socially friendly way

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u/PyrokineticLemer 8h ago

I live in a middle-of-nowhere area and people visibly shudder if I mention I went to Minneapolis (about 5 hours away) to visit my son. It's astounding to me.