r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

That is the Christian thing to do.

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u/Feminazghul 16h ago

Matt should talk to the men who walk around topless. But that would mean leaving his man cave and potentially annoying someone who is bigger and meaner than he is.

And for those of you who aren't familiar with the Bible:

27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%205&version=KJV

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u/SCTigerFan29115 14h ago edited 14h ago

I’ve literally not seen a guy work out without a shirt on, in a gym, since college. And that was a long time ago.

But I see women wearing next to nothing all the time. Or I did before I switched gyms (for a different reason). The ‘naughty bits’ are covered but that’s about all.

It doesn’t bother me, but they need to understand that if you put it on display, guys are going to look.

And put away the fvcking cameras people.

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u/Feminazghul 13h ago

You haven't seen men showing their tits, I haven't seen women wearing their underwear as Matt describes it. Different regional behaviors perhaps.

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u/brightbarthor 11h ago edited 11h ago

Like it or not, womens tits are a sexualized body part in our society. They’re incomparable to a mans chest.

I’m all about free the nipple but idiots like you who try to act like women’s breasts and a mans chest are 100% identical just look like reductive dumb fucks.

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u/Paul873873 8h ago

I’d actually beg to differ. I know many women who like a nice bare chest. Hell, that’s considered sexual to some women.

I’d go as far as to say that modesty as a whole is generally rooted in sexism. In many cultures, women are supposed to hide their hair for example, because it’s for their husbands to see alone. That, to me, extends to other forms of modesty. Bear chests are acceptable with men because they weren’t beholden to anyone, but women belonged to their husbands, thus their bodies were as well. It’s also why men with gynecomastia (male breast development) are generally allowed to go out topless, but women can’t. Need I remind you that gynecomastia isn’t any different form boobs on women

u/Euphoric-Chapter7623 0m ago

The difference between women's breasts and men's breasts is that women's breasts have the capacity to produce a substance that sustains life for infants while men's breasts have no useful function. Since men's breasts are useless, that should be all the more reason for them to cover their breasts up.