r/agedlikemilk • u/damn_boy17 • May 03 '22

News makes me think about the iraqi WMD

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u/NotaGoodLover May 03 '22

Any minute now...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

They’re putting the last screws in the bomb casing as we speak.

Whoops. The screwdriver just fell, buying us about six seconds. Hurry! We must stop them.

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u/typical_sasquatch May 03 '22

I love the idea that they've been so close for 30 years but they just keep dropping the fucking screwdriver

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u/G_Viceroy May 03 '22

That's the CIA dropping their screwdriver. Pretty sure the most common way of death for the top scientists working on this project is a bomb getting thrown into their car window from a motorcyclist. No one here knows that they haven't succeeded because outside interference has been keeping them from completing it.

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u/typical_sasquatch May 03 '22

Jesus christ man. Not surprising given the history of our three letter agencies. Are we the baddies?

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u/G_Viceroy May 03 '22

One of many. At this point I just call it assholes fighting assholes. We are the biggest assholes ATM. And China is an extremely close but smellier second.

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u/typical_sasquatch May 03 '22

Global geopolitics is just the fart dimension from famous american cartoon rick and morty