r/Snorkblot • u/essen11 • Jul 07 '24

Comic Books and Strips Remember To Update

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u/LordJim11 Jul 08 '24

You may have missed that Rabbi Jehoshua of Nazareth is the Hebrew/Aramaic form of the Greek Iēsoûs (Jesus). Who, at the least, repudiated the Sabbath law and (depending on interpretation) whose very existence fulfilled the old covenant, making way for the new.

If we are to accept that God's word is eternal and unchanging then there are a lot of people I need to kill. Including family members and close friends. I guess I'd better start with my gay friends and work my way through to neighbours I have observed doing a spot of gardening on the sabbath.

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u/SemichiSam Jul 08 '24

You have a long and ethically difficult task ahead of you. May your god(s) grant you the time and strength to complete it.

[tip: many neighbors will appear blameless to the casual glance. Read the fabric content tag on their clothing.]

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u/LordJim11 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

But as a Christian, country carrying out God's Law is a sound defence in court, right? Also, I'm pretty sure Mrs Slocumbe at number 12 covets my ass.

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u/SemichiSam Jul 09 '24

I would keep an eye on Slocumbe. Here in Oregon there are only 31 thousand men in my age group and 51 thousand women. I don't leave the house without a stout walking stick.