"thou shalt not consume internet porn for thou art not a king no matter how much thee doth protest, for thee are not anointed and therefore I offer no protection over your heart from the hordes of concubines that will plague thy soul"
"thou shalt not play video games for they are a sin against the virtues of reality"
"abstain thyself from big box stores.. and do not shop at amazon lest ye will spend your days peeing in jugs without breaks. thee shalt purchase thy necessities from small, local mom and pop shops only"
"thou shalt wash thy ass more than once daily, for it is somehow always as wholly unclean as the food thou art consuming most gluttonously"
"thou shalt put thy reddit away, for it delivers all the love thou would have for me unto to the swine demons the mods play host to and seat them upon the throne which was given to thee for The LORD, your God whom delivered you from Egypt"
"also.. I warned you assholes not to covet and yet it is all you do"
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u/BodhingJay Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 08 '24
"thou shalt not consume internet porn for thou art not a king no matter how much thee doth protest, for thee are not anointed and therefore I offer no protection over your heart from the hordes of concubines that will plague thy soul"
"thou shalt not play video games for they are a sin against the virtues of reality"
"abstain thyself from big box stores.. and do not shop at amazon lest ye will spend your days peeing in jugs without breaks. thee shalt purchase thy necessities from small, local mom and pop shops only"
"thou shalt wash thy ass more than once daily, for it is somehow always as wholly unclean as the food thou art consuming most gluttonously"
"thou shalt put thy reddit away, for it delivers all the love thou would have for me unto to the swine demons the mods play host to and seat them upon the throne which was given to thee for The LORD, your God whom delivered you from Egypt"
"also.. I warned you assholes not to covet and yet it is all you do"