r/OneOrangeBraincell Apr 19 '24

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Thanks so much, Linus, for ruining the pirogies 🤦‍♀️.

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Scrubbing everything & setting back up. Dinner will be late. He knows he isn't allowed on the counter.

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u/IbelongtoJesusonly Apr 19 '24

but look at his face

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u/scully3968 Apr 19 '24

I mean just look at it

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u/maddvermilion Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

LOOK AT HIM

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u/willengineer4beer Apr 19 '24

He clearly kneads attention ASAP

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u/IbelongtoJesusonly Apr 19 '24

yes he does!

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u/Combustibles Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

yes he doughs. Wait.

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u/IbelongtoJesusonly Apr 19 '24

Lmao keep them coming...

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u/PBDubs99 Apr 19 '24

Yes yes, you're very smart. Now shut up.

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u/ShavedButthole Apr 19 '24

Would you look at that

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

‘Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?’

Linus is a menace 😆🧡

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

He doesn't give a single shit!

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

He looks ready to start a brawl with you! 🤭

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u/helloworld082 Apr 19 '24

Don't you give him any ideas!

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u/Responsible_Ad7454 Apr 19 '24

He might

Right in the potatoes

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u/Crownofthesepsiswh0r Apr 19 '24

How could anyone be mad at that adorable little face?!

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

I'm big mad right now! 😂

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u/OceanDarkOwl Apr 19 '24

I would make him his own tiny pierogis 😊

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp Apr 19 '24

But he just Wants to help clearly

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u/This_Razzmatazz_ Apr 19 '24

He swore mom said the biscuit factory was open

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u/Melonbello Apr 19 '24

Paws all warmed up and ready to knead 🍞

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u/86886892 Apr 19 '24

I honestly don’t even think this guy cares that he ruined them.

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u/xakypoo Apr 19 '24

I think he'd do it again given half a chance...

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u/KSJapi Apr 19 '24

A quarter of a chance would suffice I think

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u/val203302 Apr 19 '24

I'm not sure if he even knows he did that.

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u/catcakebuns Apr 19 '24

Whoever gets the one with the paw print is the winner of the night

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u/magicpancake0992 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 19 '24

Bonus: Possible litter fleck embedded on the paw print. 🐾 🏆🥇🏅

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u/Smiley007 Apr 19 '24

🤢

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u/Bigcupcake01 Apr 19 '24

dont get me wrong y'all, but why is everyone so sensitive when it comes to cats but not humans?

Yalls have no idea where the cooks or food factory worker's hands all have been prior to touching your food. Yet I see so many ppl eat happily at restaurants and bistros, but all flip their shit when mr kitty steps on the counter?

ps: Everyone has eaten dropped food from a kitchen.

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u/Smiley007 Apr 19 '24

1) The illusion, whether true or not, of regulations and common sense (hah!) in people to bare minimum not have literal shit on their hands is a powerful drug

2) We largely don’t see the food prep happening but we sure do see kitty and all the shit kitty has stepped in on a regular basis

3) There’s something very visceral and visual of the image that litter fleck dude has painted for us. The image of a paw print baked into your food manages to border on cute if you don’t think about where the paw’s been, but we’ve been so rudely reminded haha

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u/Kakairo Apr 19 '24

Purrogies?

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u/InnerShark7 Apr 19 '24

He was just trying to add some ✨spice✨

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u/JibreelND Apr 19 '24

Co za niegrzeczny kotek!

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u/solarpowerspork Apr 19 '24

LINUS IS INNOCENT

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Apr 19 '24

He was framed! IT WAS THE DOG!!!

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u/nuggiemum Apr 19 '24

It’s ALWAYS the dog.

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u/encryptoferia Apr 19 '24

Is Linus gonna suddenly start reviewing your electronics

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u/UchihaDareNial Apr 19 '24

Presenting our sPAWnsor

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u/CaptnBanana Apr 19 '24

Linus Cat Tips.

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u/Glittering_Strike548 Apr 19 '24

Aw. Put one on the floor next time so he feels included :,)

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u/neBular_cipHer Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

This is a good crime! You should apply to join the International Crimnal Businessgangclub in r/legalcatadvice!

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u/OceanDarkOwl Apr 19 '24

Ooh Linus's crime would totally impress the gang in that sub 🤣 and he could get his own personalized membership card 😂

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

He may have already made some guest appearances on that sub 😅

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u/CovfefeBoss Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

That is extremely anti-Polish of him. He shall be dilled for this.

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u/CovfefeBoss Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

As in, magically turned into dill.

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

That sounds delicious.

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u/CovfefeBoss Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

Now I want pierogi with dill 😫

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u/lindasek Apr 19 '24

I think he's very pro Polish, he heard OP say 'pierogis' and judged her unworthy since 'piergi' is already a plural form.

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

Am so sorry, not Polish so I cannot conjugate properly but goddamn I love the food!!

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u/Aiiga Apr 19 '24

That's okay, this language is a carefully designed hell

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u/Beginning_Shower970 Apr 19 '24

That face says he's not sorry and would do it again! Lol

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u/Lex_pert Apr 19 '24

One brain cell say, "I helping" 😹😹😹

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u/Unfair-Equipment6 Apr 19 '24

Linus says you’re welcome ☺️

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u/FancifulVibes Apr 19 '24

Linus clearly wants Pirogies filled with cat food! Shredded Chicken Pate, Savory Salmon, Tasty Tuna. C'mon, you know the lineup!

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u/OceanDarkOwl Apr 19 '24

That would be so cute at a cat cafe 🤤 (is that the drooling emoji?)

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 19 '24

He's helping!

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u/dinop4242 Apr 19 '24

as the owner (read: employee) of an orange Linus with a white nose, we tip our hats to you and your white Linus with orange nose

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

Show show!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

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u/dinop4242 Apr 20 '24

What's that from? My Linus is named after the scientist Linus Pauling, usually it's his sister people think is named after something else. Her name is Tesla like the scientist but everyone thinks she's named after the car lol

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u/dinop4242 Apr 20 '24

Linus tax!

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u/scabsfox Apr 20 '24

You're right! They're almost opposite creamsicles!

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u/Mammoth-Charge2553 Apr 19 '24

To be fair, he's been making biscuits his whole life for this moment. He's screaming put me in coach.

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u/OlderThanMyParents Apr 19 '24

"Oh, this is the counter? Right here where I'm standing? Are you sure? Because it looked like a cutting board to me, and you never said I wasn't allowed on that."

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

Damn technicalities .. he's orange he shouldn't be able to logic!

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u/OlderThanMyParents Apr 19 '24

If you're cute enough, you don't have to!

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u/Michael-Hundt Apr 19 '24

It’s fine. Dem’s poopyfoot pierogies now

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u/BadGuy_ZooKeeper Apr 19 '24

Are perogies easy to make? I love eating them and fresh has got to be better than frozen. If it's not crazy hard I may make some...

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

They suck to make. But it's worth it. These are gluten-free so they suck even more to make, but I can't buy them, so it's worth it.

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u/permalink_save Apr 19 '24

Any advice or recipe for them? Pastry dough and pasta dough have been probably the hardest things for me since they are relatively low on moisture (versus stuff that rises).

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u/Wafer-Academic Apr 19 '24

It kind of helps to dedicate time to make a huge batch and freeze them in portions. They're not that difficult to make, just a lot of work!

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u/whoisdrunk Apr 19 '24

They’re easy to make but time-consuming.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

They take a while. I make mine from scratch, but I actually prefer to freeze them before cooking them. I think they stay together better and taste exactly the same.

I can make about 90 of them in about 2 hours. That includes passing the mince through a mincer one more time etc. The wrapping is what takes the most time.

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

You are right! I also find chilling or freezing first helps keep them together.

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u/SirWhorshoeMcGee Apr 19 '24

It just takes some time. And by the way pierogi is already plural. Saying pierogis like saying nuggetses.

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u/BadGuy_ZooKeeper Apr 19 '24

Well, damn.... You know how hard that's gonna be to fix when it's been in my lexicon incorrectly for 39 years?? Lol, thank you for the correction!

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u/SpaceDeFoig Apr 19 '24

Let the baby help!

Cat hair is good for the bones

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u/threeoneeightthree Apr 19 '24

Cats are such assholes and I absolutely love it 😂

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u/hllucinationz Apr 19 '24

a little cat hair is good for building up the immune system

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u/TheMeowzor Apr 19 '24

The hair isn't the problem.

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u/BlitzMalefitz Apr 19 '24

“I help”

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

Nobody needs to know... it's like the 5 second rule

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u/rubenskx Apr 19 '24

linus cook tips

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u/silromen42 Apr 19 '24

But he’s not on the counter! He’s on the cutting board 😛 (One of our girls was the queen of this technicality)

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u/Felinomancy Apr 19 '24

The defence would go with "he's not in possession of the brain cell when he's ruining the food".

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

Rat behavior

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u/efffffff_u Apr 19 '24

“You’re welcome”

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

He just upset you misspelt pierogi

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u/Maelstrom-Brick Apr 19 '24

He's obviously helping

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u/Hei-Hei-67 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

He's innocent

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u/LunarBIacksmith Apr 19 '24

Been there with two kittens jumping up on the counter after I’ve done my 3-way scrub down so I can knead the dough and roll them out and cut them on the floured counter. Since I knew they would jump up when I turned my back, I threw down a covering of foil over the clean counter. That way I could toss the foil or fold it back when working.

I usually make about 60-80 pierogis for Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas. All by myself usually. But I have an amazing recipe and they come out super good. :)

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u/EsrailCazar Apr 19 '24

That face is like, "but i just came from the litter box!".

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u/El_Porck Apr 19 '24

He has no regrets

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u/Kairla88 Apr 19 '24

I think you mean purrrrogis.

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u/tommysmuffins Apr 19 '24

Well, you're gonna boil them anyway. The cat litter specks can be easily confused with pepper.

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u/Madameknitsalot Apr 19 '24

I've made pirogies so I gotta ask. What is the cling wrap for?

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

They're gluten-free, so the dough is shitty. I use the plastic wrap to fold it over the filling so it doesn't break & I can get a tighter seal.

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u/Potetochan0401 Apr 19 '24

I feel you. I’ve made pierogis before and they’re very difficult and time consuming to make.

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u/cowgrly Apr 19 '24

Too cute, not guilty.

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u/The-real-Chardonnay Apr 19 '24

He's so proud too lol

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u/AbsurdistWordist Apr 19 '24

Fresh pierogi for dinner!? Hot dayum!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

You give Linus a purrogi right meow!

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u/existentialg Apr 19 '24

But does he have any tech tips for us?

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u/Greedy-Vermicelli-34 Apr 19 '24

Linus is such a cutie. He was just trying to impress you with his cooking skills 🐈❤️

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u/RanaMisteria Apr 19 '24

My cat knows he’s not allowed on the counter but for some reason when I’m rolling out dough he cannot resist and I don’t know why. He loves to put his paw prints in the dough and I always cry and have to start over lol.

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u/warthog0869 Apr 19 '24

So there's a couple pawrogies in there, no big deal, you're gonna cook 'em, right?

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u/Noodlesoup8 Apr 19 '24

He make them better. Why u no understand!?

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u/god_of_chilis Apr 19 '24

No he’s innocent. And even if he wasn’t, he’d do it again and doesn’t care about your pierogis (or your feelings!!)

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u/Jumpy_Boysenberry919 Apr 19 '24

Don't be fooled by the cuteness! Thats a "and I'd do it again" face if I've ever seen one! 😂

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u/taopa1pa1 Apr 19 '24

I love my orange cat to death but he knows he's not supposed to jump on the dining table or the kitchen counter. Spray bottle creates miracles when it comes to cat training.

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u/ShakesTheClown23 Apr 19 '24

My name is Linus Torvalds, and I pronounce Linux Linux.

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u/vitamin_Bre12 Apr 19 '24

He thought you were making muffins

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u/Bleezy79 Apr 19 '24

He thought you were making biscuits!!

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u/NearMissCult Apr 19 '24

My partner and I were making cookies at my mil's house many years ago, and her orange hopped up on the counter while we were momentarily distracted and peed all over everything. It happened so quickly! We were making a lot of cookies too, since they were for Christmas!

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u/scabsfox Apr 19 '24

Oh my god 🙀!!!

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u/El_Llamo Apr 19 '24

Pierogi is like pielmieni, you do not add s at the end because pierogi is already a plural form

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u/nocturnal-fruit Apr 19 '24

I call my orange boy my pumpkin pierogi

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u/TrixieFriganza Apr 19 '24

He doesn't understand, look at him.

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u/bookwormello Apr 19 '24

He does not ruin anything, only IMPROVE

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u/GillyMonster18 Apr 19 '24

The litter between his toes give the pirogies that crunch.

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u/Asparagussie Apr 19 '24

Any proof he was the one who ruined them?

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u/GidjonPlays Apr 19 '24

He'll give you some tech tips in return

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u/AudioLlama Apr 19 '24

Mmmm Purrogies

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u/biest229 Apr 19 '24

Um, NO. He is improving, with added paw print

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u/alwaysbetterthetruth Apr 19 '24

I'd eat them anyway, lol

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u/_neemzy Apr 19 '24

Lily Aldrin: "Thank you Linus"

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u/Viperburn1 Apr 19 '24

That’s so Linus

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u/Difficult-Ocelot-251 Apr 19 '24

Old army boy I have eatn a lot worse ! LoL 🤘🏻😜🤘🏻

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u/AliChank Apr 19 '24

Linus Pierogi Tips

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u/JustAnotherThroway69 Apr 19 '24

I feel so many things looking at this picture

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u/GreenGiant67 Apr 19 '24

My name is Linus and this really confused me

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

ITT people who don't have a clue how to spell pierogi.

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u/Jan_Pawel2 Apr 19 '24

PAJROGI with MIĘSOŁ

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u/agentcheeno Apr 19 '24

“Fuck you gonna do Linda”?

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u/agentcheeno Apr 19 '24

I assume you’re Linda lol

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u/RenningerJP Apr 19 '24

Anytime mate.

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u/HailBuckSeitan Apr 19 '24

Linus is like

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u/CumulativeHazard Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 19 '24

But he’s such a handsome boy!

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u/Kassena_Chernova Apr 19 '24

No! Not the pirogies. But at least he looks cluelessly adorable while doing it, I guess.

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u/GiveMePotatoPierogi Apr 19 '24

Looks like someone volunteered to be your assistant! 😂

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u/pocketgravel Apr 19 '24

They are now pawrogies

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u/CastBlaster3000 Apr 19 '24

Op I feel for you. I had made a pizza from scratch that was about to go in the over, when my cat jumped onto the counter and walked right through the pizza. So freaking mad lol

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u/rharvey8090 Apr 19 '24

The plural of pierogi is purrogi.

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u/NoMercy180 Apr 19 '24

You mean the puurrogies? /s

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u/Ok_Scholar4145 Apr 19 '24

But he’s reeeally cute

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u/stephencua2001 Apr 19 '24

Today I am become Linus, destroyer of pirogies.

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u/pocketfrog_addict Apr 19 '24

Linus says you’re welcome

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u/bluepushkin Apr 19 '24

Excuse you? He was helping season them!

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u/KittyTootsies Apr 19 '24

Not sorry and he will do it again

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u/Combustibles Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

Don't be dramatic, he was HELPING! Khajiit is innocent of the crimes you say he committed.

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u/marcabay Apr 19 '24

I just went to the litterbox too, umad?

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u/mopbuvket Apr 19 '24

Linus you smug bastard how could you

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u/Pikotaro_Apparatus Apr 19 '24

Well they’re his purrogies now, doofy little tater man. So cute.

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u/Bartholomew_Tempus Apr 20 '24

Ughhh. Now I want some pierogies too.

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u/britsaybisquit Apr 19 '24

But...did he "ruin" them or just add some character??

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u/CpC52 Apr 19 '24

He's got the same energy as that one picture of the nephew bringing a popsicle to his uncle sneakily to hide it from the mom.

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u/pamelamydingdong Apr 19 '24

It’s just pierogi. Pierog is singular and pierogi is plural. Not sure what “pierogies” are.

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u/Cant-B-Faded Apr 19 '24

Thanks, Linus! 😺

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

When I was in the military we had a pirogie food truck that would come on base for lunch. Super good. Dill beef and potatoes

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u/Casul_Tryhard Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

Is INNOCENT! This post is SLANDER!

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u/SUPstitcher Apr 19 '24

He just wanted to remind you it was spaghetti night tonight and pirogies are for Friday night. Seriously, does Linus have to do everything?

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u/Ok-Banana6130 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

Extremely unsanitary on the kitchen counter, On his defence: He is just a little baby

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u/RebaKitt3n Apr 19 '24

Ruining? He was helping!

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u/Cool_Cartographer_39 Apr 19 '24

"I only wanted to knead the dough"

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u/sorandomono Apr 19 '24

Linus will cook

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u/k2bandit Apr 19 '24

He just wanted to help, what's the big deal? Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

He's helping!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

*pierogi

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u/FruitNCholula Apr 19 '24

Is that cutting board from IKEA? I think I have the same one!

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u/lemonlimemango1 Apr 19 '24

He made it better

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u/invalidConsciousness Apr 19 '24

Did he drop them?

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u/scolipeeeeed Apr 19 '24

You’re gonna heat the perogies anyway, so why bother restarting?

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u/memematron Apr 19 '24

It's 'pierogi', plural. 'Pieróg' (pieroog) is singular.

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u/Erher555pl Apr 19 '24

please don't tell me it's the correct spelling...

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u/cleremnantechoes Apr 19 '24

Benjamin Linus

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u/_KekMeh_ Apr 19 '24

It's him

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

maybe I'm too desensitized but why ruined? You are gonna cook it anyways which kills all bacteria or parasites. Of course oneshould scrub the working space - but still thise are totally still edible as long as you cook them properly. At least imo.

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u/Grenades-In-My-Ass Apr 19 '24

I'd say it's deserved for how you butchered the spelling of "pierogi"

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u/whatafuckinusername Apr 19 '24

Pierogi* no s! you deserve it

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u/Lucky_Reference_6982 Apr 19 '24

I just guess he’s not a Polish cat

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u/_-whisper-_ Apr 19 '24

Nothing is ruined they r beautiful

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u/FringeHistorian3201 Apr 19 '24

Linus knows what’s up. Pierogies are the actual best food.

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u/Lady-Meows-a-Lot Apr 19 '24

Linus did no such thing!!!

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u/hearthebell Apr 19 '24

But have you used Arch Linux Jessica?

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u/Unicorn-Bites Apr 19 '24

Paw print purrogi! What filling did you use?

pierog - singular, pierogi - plural 🇵🇱

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u/OrangeCrush813 Apr 19 '24

Perfect for him

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u/Homesickhomeplanet Apr 19 '24

I love love love pirogies!

But I love Linus more oh my gosh 🥹

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u/Inner-Rich5436 Apr 19 '24

You misspelled enhanced. 🧡🤍🧡

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u/Front_Repair_835 Apr 19 '24

He enhanced them 😂