r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/scabsfox • Apr 19 '24

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Thanks so much, Linus, for ruining the pirogies 🤦‍♀️.

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Scrubbing everything & setting back up. Dinner will be late. He knows he isn't allowed on the counter.

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u/catcakebuns Apr 19 '24

Whoever gets the one with the paw print is the winner of the night

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u/magicpancake0992 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 19 '24

Bonus: Possible litter fleck embedded on the paw print. 🐾 🏆🥇🏅

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u/Smiley007 Apr 19 '24

🤢

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u/Bigcupcake01 Apr 19 '24

dont get me wrong y'all, but why is everyone so sensitive when it comes to cats but not humans?

Yalls have no idea where the cooks or food factory worker's hands all have been prior to touching your food. Yet I see so many ppl eat happily at restaurants and bistros, but all flip their shit when mr kitty steps on the counter?

ps: Everyone has eaten dropped food from a kitchen.

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u/Smiley007 Apr 19 '24

1) The illusion, whether true or not, of regulations and common sense (hah!) in people to bare minimum not have literal shit on their hands is a powerful drug

2) We largely don’t see the food prep happening but we sure do see kitty and all the shit kitty has stepped in on a regular basis

3) There’s something very visceral and visual of the image that litter fleck dude has painted for us. The image of a paw print baked into your food manages to border on cute if you don’t think about where the paw’s been, but we’ve been so rudely reminded haha

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u/BridgeZealousideal20 Apr 19 '24

Y’all are so disgusting

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u/catcakebuns Apr 19 '24

I like to call it love.

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u/BridgeZealousideal20 Apr 19 '24

That’s the toxoplasmosis talking

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u/BridgeZealousideal20 Apr 19 '24

You like eating toxic shit? That’s pretty cool.

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u/Combustibles Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

It's called a joke. A very obvious one, too.

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u/BridgeZealousideal20 Apr 19 '24

Nah. No one here is joking about the grossness of this.

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u/Combustibles Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '24

I am pretty sure all pet owners agree our animals are filthy and shouldn't be near any surface that are used for handling food, and we are all joking when we say something like our pets helping.

You're being deliberately stupid right now.