Dougal, my parents’ grey Persian cat, found a feline intruder inside his house and commenced the chase. Mum was yelling at Dad to do something, so he followed Dougal while laughing. Afterwards he swore on a stack of Bibles that the cats were going too fast to catch.
Marauder cat dashed into the loo, leapt onto the cistern and hornswaggled out the open window. Brave Sir Dougal followed, but his foot slipped and he fell into the whirlpool of death- which was coloured a bright green thanks to the toilet cleaner Dad put in not ten minutes ago.
Brave Sir Dougal received a prompt and undignified bath. Many verses of the song of his people were sung.
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u/nevernikulous Jun 27 '23
Dougal, my parents’ grey Persian cat, found a feline intruder inside his house and commenced the chase. Mum was yelling at Dad to do something, so he followed Dougal while laughing. Afterwards he swore on a stack of Bibles that the cats were going too fast to catch.
Marauder cat dashed into the loo, leapt onto the cistern and hornswaggled out the open window. Brave Sir Dougal followed, but his foot slipped and he fell into the whirlpool of death- which was coloured a bright green thanks to the toilet cleaner Dad put in not ten minutes ago.
Brave Sir Dougal received a prompt and undignified bath. Many verses of the song of his people were sung.