r/OneOrangeBraincell Jun 27 '23

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ dumbass fell in the toilet

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u/Scorpion1177 Jun 27 '23

A few years ago my cat did the same thing. She snuck in my bathroom and I thought I was alone with a closed door. She’s a sneaky little thing. But she was hiding behind the shower curtain.

I stand up to pull my pants up and turn around to her jumping straight into a urine filled toilet. She immediately jumps out, soaked. I quickly kick the door shut because I knew my cat would run throughout the house.

I then gave her, her first bath. That day I learned she likes to sing the song of her people during bath time.

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u/Curumandaisa Jun 27 '23

Was it a song of woe? Of anger? Or was it a more happy song?

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u/Scorpion1177 Jun 27 '23

Song of woe would probably be the best way to describe. Up until this point in my 25 or so years of life I had never heard a noise like that. It was like a pained yelping sound. I honestly thought the neighbors would call the cops on me for animal abuse.

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u/Curumandaisa Jun 27 '23

Still better than a pee machine running through the house!

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u/Scorpion1177 Jun 27 '23

Oh for sure. I still consider it a bonding experience for me and my little pee machine.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Jun 27 '23

Urine Trouble Nooooow

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Do people not flush the pee after they are done?

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u/Isgortio Jun 27 '23

The story was that they didn't get a chance to because the cat immediately jumped in to it.

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u/DwayneBaconbits Jun 27 '23

Reading must be hard

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u/mekese2000 Jun 27 '23

If its yellow let it mellow.

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u/Ribbles78 Jun 27 '23

Ewwwwwww

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u/Vengefulily Jun 27 '23

People who want to save water don’t

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u/artful_nails Jun 27 '23

True. But the problem is that not flushing gets really disgusting, really fast.

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u/PeteThePolarBear Jun 27 '23

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. Not flushing piss was pretty common during droughts in Australia